[GLOW]

This is the key to the whole thing.

If your food is so bad that it's not worth paying for, THEN DON'T FUCKING EAT IT. If you eat it anyway, you're implicitly saying that it's really not that bad after all.


you mean you can't eat the meal anyway and when the waitress looks your way just smile like this?

http://i.imgur.com/wMZuo.gif

[corollagtSr5]

Examine your food and if there's a problem just get up and tell the waitress. Here's an example.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iuosfJ8Ki7Y