View Full Version
:
When it rains, it pours
multicartual
08-27-2015, 06:50 PM
So if you weren't aware yet...
There is a huge-ass rainstorm coming this weekend. An entire SUMMER'S WORTH!!! 80-140mm predicted.
But naturally since I prefer to talk about gettin' laid and myself, I will digress and segue onto the topic of how annoying it is to meet a super hot and cool girl who is also super-duper-uber into you and have, at the exact same time, several other women spontaneously declare their intention to sleep with you!!!
Help me decide what to do this weekend by voting A, B, C, or D:
A: Bang all four chicks that are into you, the #1 Brunette Dream Girl, Hot Curry Spice brown girl, Nerdy tiny waist huge tits Safeway girl, and Blondie skinny marijuana girl
B: Bang three chicks that are into you, the #1 Brunette Dream Girl, Hot Curry Spice brown girl, Nerdy tiny waist huge tits Safeway girl, but NOT Blondie skinny marijuana girl because she does dabs and is a wastey-face 99% of the time
C: Bang two chicks that are into you, the #1 Brunette Dream Girl, Hot Curry Spice brown girl, but NOT Nerdy tiny waist huge tits Safeway girl because she has 4 cats and anyone with more than 3 cats is basically mentally ill, and no Blondie skinny marijuana girl
D: Bang only the sweet and loving brunette girl who treats you good and who doesn't make fun of your 1984 Dodge Rampage because the Hot Curry Spice brown girl always expects you to get her Starbucks in the morning and she hasn't gone once
p.s. None of these girls I met using online methods, I just use random conversations to break the ice, and voila!
320icar
08-27-2015, 06:52 PM
Why do you even post here
Fcukedd
08-27-2015, 06:52 PM
kk
Ulic Qel-Droma
08-27-2015, 06:57 PM
Obviously A.
and all of them at the same time if u can.
EmperorIS
08-27-2015, 06:58 PM
I can't wait to snuggle in at home with some hot cocoa and watching the rain roll down the window while listening to some soft jam on spotify
http://i.imgur.com/9VHBc7N.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/fJ1fizf.gif
bobbinka
08-27-2015, 07:13 PM
Why do you even post here
i'll take a stab at it :accepted:
cause he is insecure and seeks approval from others, wanting them to tell him how great his life is, so he can feel good about himself....?
Vansterdam
08-27-2015, 07:16 PM
Obviously A.
and all of them at the same time if u can.
QFT
jasonturbo
08-27-2015, 07:16 PM
Brunette all the way, don't even fucks with the rest of them.
Brunettes do it better, everyone who's poked a few girls knows that.
Yet here I am basically married to a blonde :(
Regarding the doubter comments, if you doubt, that means you simply don't understand how to meet/engage women.
Edit: And it's also very true about the when the rain it pours, it's almost always a shortage or surplus of clam, there is never a perfect balance.
asian_XL
08-27-2015, 07:33 PM
E. Lotion, 5.0, RS, porntube
Aetios
08-27-2015, 08:04 PM
and all of them at the same time if u can.
and film it. woohaaaa!
Phil@rise
08-27-2015, 08:10 PM
umm wheres the blow?
A or B and pics of safeway girl :pokerface:
pastarocket
08-27-2015, 08:21 PM
Option A. You only live once.
Which Safeway does this hottie work at? :damn:
XplicitLuder
08-27-2015, 08:23 PM
can i film , im trying to apply to brazzers
TjAlmeida
08-27-2015, 08:46 PM
Lots of Netflix and chill going on this weekend :ifyouknow:
6o4__boi
08-27-2015, 08:56 PM
Send me pics and their contact info
I'll help you decide.
multicartual
08-27-2015, 09:31 PM
Lots of Netflix and chill going on this weekend :ifyouknow:
You know what is weird?
I don't get "Netflix and chill" at all
Whenever I score, it is almost always after doing -anything- but watching Netflix.
Netflix and chill is the next day when hungover, -after she leaves!
a00755836
08-27-2015, 09:32 PM
dont care what you choose. but must have pics, or it didnt happen.
danned
08-27-2015, 09:38 PM
let's all do this with op
punkwax
08-27-2015, 09:46 PM
Honest answer:
Based on the little I know about you, you're probably not ready to settle down despite the sudden switch from "I'm single, live in a Gastown loft and have a better lifestyle than you" to "I plant flowers in a detached home and now look down on those living around those Gastown crackheads."
Either way, this is your smartest option.
Choose A. Keep the one you like most as a person as well as the one you like most in bed. I imagine you would be pretty difficult for a good girl to settle down with considering your line of work amongst other things so if she bounces at least you have a great lay to make you happy.
If the one you like is also the best lay, YOU WIN.
Special K
08-27-2015, 10:03 PM
Pics please..... of you
J-Chow
08-27-2015, 11:55 PM
Life's hard isn't it.
Go Big or Go Home. All You Can Eat.
Pick A.
meme405
08-28-2015, 04:35 AM
Pics please..... of you
:heckno::gtfo:
Pics of safeway girl please.
!e.lo_
08-28-2015, 06:59 AM
http://i.imgur.com/o2MyCOw.gif
http://i.imgur.com/3LcY1AM.gif
http://i.imgur.com/b3TcuY4.gif
god ive been away from RS for a while and nothing has changed
multicartual
08-28-2015, 08:31 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d66306348e5713a52bd3558639364ed/tumblr_mz7qwpR3jN1smc0obo1_400.gif
http://www.gamespot.com/api/image/scale_super/2628021-7015855492-Excel.gif
multicartual
08-28-2015, 09:01 AM
Why do you even post here
I've owned a decent variety of cars and banged a good variety of women to give the youth on this site some perspective on both :)
http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/189967.gif
capt_slo
08-28-2015, 09:14 AM
I think we can all agree we're just in this thread for a 'perspective' of the safeway girl
Ronin
08-28-2015, 09:42 AM
This thread is useless without tits.
Berzerker
08-28-2015, 09:47 AM
You know why it's raining? Because I'm coming to Vancouver this weekend. Mother fuck shit rain cock Arash bitch cunt asshole.
It better clear up for the RS meet. First one in years that I'm attending.
Oh, and bang the slim waist big tit safeway girl. Dump and run then hit up the brunette.
Berz out.
murd0c
08-28-2015, 09:48 AM
Brunette all the way, don't even fucks with the rest of them.
Brunettes do it better, everyone who's poked a few girls knows that.
Yet here I am basically married to a blonde :(
Regarding the doubter comments, if you doubt, that means you simply don't understand how to meet/engage women.
Edit: And it's also very true about the when the rain it pours, it's almost always a shortage or surplus of clam, there is never a perfect balance.
Ginger's do it the best and are freaky hands down compared to any hair color out there.
smoothie.
08-28-2015, 09:48 AM
its going to rain extra hard on sat, and almost as bad on sunday.
the whole summers worth of rain.
thanks berz
123654123
08-28-2015, 09:54 AM
I told a woman I don't love her but she wants to go
I told another that I want her but she wants to hoe
I ain't a hater, I'm a player, so I fucked 'em both
In the name of the streets
hotjoint
08-28-2015, 01:13 PM
Ginger's do it the best and are freaky hands down compared to any hair color out there.
:werd:
PureShield
08-28-2015, 01:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/o2MyCOw.gif
http://i.imgur.com/3LcY1AM.gif
http://i.imgur.com/b3TcuY4.gif
Excuse me sir but porn is not allowed.
SupraTTturbo2jz
08-28-2015, 01:27 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d66306348e5713a52bd3558639364ed/tumblr_mz7qwpR3jN1smc0obo1_400.gif
http://www.gamespot.com/api/image/scale_super/2628021-7015855492-Excel.gif
what game is that? graphics look crazy
multicartual
08-28-2015, 01:47 PM
:hat:
CharlesInCharge
08-28-2015, 03:51 PM
Why care about the body when its all about kissing the face :)
that and if shes worthy to be the mother of ones children.
http://s46.radikal.ru/i114/0905/70/f6a323d7de92.jpg
DGN23
08-28-2015, 04:03 PM
:worthless:
PureShield
09-06-2015, 12:07 AM
DriveClub on PS4!
Gucci Mane
09-06-2015, 12:46 AM
DriveClub on PS4!
really? i've heard that game sucks. lol
ae101
09-06-2015, 05:59 PM
damn cant wait to buy jasons new book and read all about this safeway girl he banged :troll:
vBulletin® v3.8.11, Copyright ©2000-2026, vBulletin Solutions Inc.