[clevernickname]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZwSIrMLmk

[TRD Rs200]

Welcome to Vancouver where Mainlanders thinks Money can be exchanged for Anything but common sense

[IMASA]

Video of horrible parking job helps police nab suspected hit-and-run driver | Vancouver Sun (http://vancouversun.com/storyline/video-of-horrible-parking-job-helps-police-nab-suspected-hit-and-run-driver)


Video of one of the worst parking jobs in human history has helped police nab a teenage driver suspected in a Vancouver hit and run accident.

On June 16, Vancouver police were called to an accident on West 36th Avenue, between Granville and Oak Streets.

VPD spokesperson Const. Brian Montague says a white Porsche Cayenne SUV had struck a parked vehicle and fled the scene.

“We didn’t have a whole lot to go on in the hit-and-run investigation … but a few days later we received a video which really helped us connect the dots,” he said.


The video, which appears to have been shot by a neighbour and has since been posted to YouTube, Facebook and Reddit, shows the driver of the suspect vehicle struggling mightily to pull into a garage. The front passenger tire is already shredded and bent as the driver awkwardly angles the SUV into the garage, scraping the driver’s side along the entrance.

“Thanks to the video we have identified the driver and the vehicle,” said Montague

The 16-year-old boy behind the wheel of the Porsche didn’t have a driver’s licence.

“He panicked at the accident and took off,” said Montague.

Montague says if the teen had stayed at the scene he likely would have just been given a $276 ticket for driving without a licence.

“Because he didn’t stick around, he ended up being charged with a host of motor vehicle infractions including having no licence, hit and run, and driving without due care.” he said. “He also completely ruined that garage and did additional damage to the vehicle. Whether insurance will cover any of that is highly doubtful.”



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[clevernickname]

Justice boner fully erect.

That's the only charge for driving without a license? Seems a little low...

[brrrz]

Montague says if the teen had stayed at the scene he likely would have just been given a $276 ticket for driving without a licence.



LOL ya right. They would have nailed his ass to the wall.

Still should have stayed and faced his mistake.

[IMASA]

Hope the parents beat his ass for damaging the car and the house.
Also hope ICBC doesn't cover the damages.

I think we need stricter penalties for people who leave the scene of the accident.
That 75 yr old that killed that 16 year got a slap on the wrist with a 4 month jail sentence and banned from driving for 1 year.

Irwin Franz sentenced to 4 months in Annie Leung hit-and-run death - British Columbia - CBC News (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/irwin-franz-sentenced-to-4-months-in-annie-leung-hit-and-run-death-1.3643691)

The judge factored in stuff like the 75 yr old had a clean record, wasn't intentional, etc
but man, he killed a 16 year old girl and left her to die on the street. I can see this 16 yr old porsche driver panicking but the 75 yr old has had his whole life time to know the difference between right and wrong. Now is there any point in throwing the 75 yr old in jail? Probably not, but I'd like to see the guy sell his house and pay a few hundred thousand to the affected parents.

[jeedee]

holy fuck that's a cringe worthy park job

strong parenting allowing a 16 year old without a license drive a Porsche

idiots

[GLOW]

chances are he probably went through his parent's jacket pocket and grabbed the keys for a joy ride without their permission. i wonder how big of an accident the hit and run was.

[Dragon-88]

Well atleast you dont have to worry about the damage history when you return the lease. LOL

[AzNightmare]

:lawl:

at 0:07 in video, I was like... dafaq happened to that wheel??
:fulloffuck:

[pastarocket]

An epic fail for that parking job. :lawl:

-stupid kid has no common sense at all, let along parking/driving skills.

He could have parked that Cayenne on the street in front of his home to avoid further damage to the vehicle. :lawl:

[jeedee]

He could have parked that Cayenne on the street in front of his home to avoid further damage to the vehicle. :lawl:

Police already had the vehicle description. Kid probably thought he could hide the Cayenne in the garage and everything would "disappear" :lol

[thumper]

Well atleast you dont have to worry about the damage history when you return the lease. LOL

someone posted on facebook that the the broken wheel was the result of the hit and run and he drove off with it that way... and then he had to turn.

[originalhypa]

-stupid kid has no common sense at all, let along parking/driving skills.

Well, most kids don't have any common sense. But the problem here is that this kid thinks that he can hide from the consequences of his actions. That's most definitely a result of poor parenting.

[Spoon]

Kid's giving a bad name to all the mainland teenagers in town. :troll:

[will068]

holy fuck that's a cringe worthy park job

strong parenting allowing a 16 year old without a license drive a Porsche

idiots


I think the term among the newer generation of Mainland China kids being an only child is "Little Emperor Syndrome".

[radioman]

Justice served!

Pretty hard to park a car though when your front right wheel is sideways.

[tr0ubl3s0m3x]

It'll buff right out

[pherio]

On Jalopnik now:

This Porsche Crash Is The Most Painful Parking Job You'll Ever Watch (http://jalopnik.com/this-porsche-crash-is-the-most-painful-parking-job-youl-1782499102)

[gawesome]

That old lady isn't the idiots grandma is it? Good luck getting a driver's license in the future....bahahaha

[Gululu]

yea its either his grandma or landlord.

cuz the women was saying " what kind of child does this..." and "even if its money grab you still should pay " at the end of the video

so i think it is a case of hit and run

[threezero]

yea its either his grandma or landlord.

cuz the women was saying " what kind of child does this..." and "even if its money grab you still should pay " at the end of the video

so i think it is a case of hit and run

which landlord stay there and watch her garage being destroy like that. she had a broom in her hand too,the prefer weapon of mass destruction by old chinese ladies worldwide

[Gululu]

homestay landlord

[Fcukedd]

Video has gone viral lol made it onto WSHH

What Were They Thinking: White Porsche Forces It's Way Into Tiny Garage! | New Video

[GLOW]

yea its either his grandma or landlord.


which landlord stay there and watch her garage being destroy like that. she had a broom in her hand too,the prefer weapon of mass destruction by old chinese ladies worldwide

homestay landlord

pretty sure what threezero meant was what home owner/landlord in their right mind just stand there and watch some dumbass drive an SUV in to their property and damage it.

guess only a homeowner would understand :troll: :troll: :troll:

[StylinRed]

He should stick with walking... but then he might walk out into traffic and damage someone's car with his body...

[DragonChi]

I wonder if he'll get the feather duster or the belt for this one. Do Asian parents even still do that?

[ilovebacon]

i think hell get the best of both ^

[fliptuner]

I think we need stricter penalties for people who leave the scene of the accident.
That 75 yr old that killed that 16 year got a slap on the wrist with a 4 month jail sentence and banned from driving for 1 year.

Irwin Franz sentenced to 4 months in Annie Leung hit-and-run death - British Columbia - CBC News (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/irwin-franz-sentenced-to-4-months-in-annie-leung-hit-and-run-death-1.3643691)

The judge factored in stuff like the 75 yr old had a clean record, wasn't intentional, etc
but man, he killed a 16 year old girl and left her to die on the street. I can see this 16 yr old porsche driver panicking but the 75 yr old has had his whole life time to know the difference between right and wrong. Now is there any point in throwing the 75 yr old in jail? Probably not, but I'd like to see the guy sell his house and pay a few hundred thousand to the affected parents.

That POS, hit and run, parked at home a block away, walked back to the scene to see the aftermath and did nothing for 12 days. Fuck him.

I hope that Porsche kid doesn't get covered and is refused a license, permanently.

[twitchyzero]

I can't help but to think of a photo I took less than a year ago

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11760045_10155873440620437_3459025283414029792_n.j pg?oh=f7ea5b313a3a4d0f4bbe6c2751867e08&oe=57FB03A5

[thumper]

we now know that a license plate with "16B" does not make for a lucky counterfeit of "168"...

[danned]

just an idiots

[HonestTea]

Cringe..

[6o4__boi]

if not citizen or permanent resident that asshat child should be deported

[extracrunchie]

if not citizen or permanent resident that asshat child should be deported

LOL so much hate for the Chinese(even though I am Chinese, parents are from HK)........I just came back from Seoul, they are sooo rude; really no F***ks given.

I am pretty sure they would hit you and run too.

[swiftshift]

Poor Cayenne.. :'(

[E-SPEC]

Kid's giving a bad name to all the mainland teenagers in town. :troll:

That kids a needle in a haystack as far as bad named Mainlanders, so his contribution is needed as much as he is to Canada.

[GLOW]

made it to motortrend EleGiggle
Video of Poor Parking Job Helps Police Find Hit-and-Run Suspect - Motor Trend (http://www.motortrend.com/news/video-poor-parking-job-leads-hit-run-suspect-canada/)