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North Korea declares war on the USA
Verdasco
07-29-2016, 08:35 AM
:heckno:
nuke bombs incoming
:heckno:
What does this really mean though? world war 3?
PYONGYANG, North Korea — North Korea’s top diplomat for U.S. affairs told The Associated Press on Thursday that Washington “crossed the red line” and effectively declared war by putting leader Kim Jong Un on its list of sanctioned individuals, and said a vicious showdown could erupt if the U.S. and South Korea hold annual war games as planned next month.
North Korea says U.S. has crossed red line, declared war - National | Globalnews.ca (http://globalnews.ca/news/2854414/north-korea-says-us-has-crossed-red-line-declared-war/)
North Korea: U.S. crossed 'red line', declared war (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/28/north-korea-united-states-relations/87659264/)
EmperorIS
07-29-2016, 09:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png
I have more muscle on my thigh than that North Korean soldier.
Hondaracer
07-29-2016, 09:09 AM
No Airforce, No Navy, No ICBM's
outside of lobbing some half ass nuke into South Korea, they are like a flea on an elephants back VS USA
6o4__boi
07-29-2016, 09:15 AM
http://i.giphy.com/DawfVSvDn4qmk.gif
funniest shit i've heard about today so far
that fat shit is all talk like his other fat, shitty ancestors
inb4
http://i.giphy.com/Ij5eec1luJQFG.gif
Armind
07-29-2016, 09:18 AM
Keep calm, let Trump handle it. LUL
murd0c
07-29-2016, 09:19 AM
WW3 could only happen if US did do something and then China or Russia would react but China doesn't really give a fuck anymore and Russia well its Russia and I can't see them giving a fuck right now either
MarkyMark
07-29-2016, 09:20 AM
North Korea is more likely to blow themselves up than start World War 3.
6o4__boi
07-29-2016, 09:22 AM
thread should be renamed "The Official North Korea Jokes Thread"
they've been pulling shit like this for years
Nabatron
07-29-2016, 09:33 AM
all jokes aside if korea does start a war with US what will Canada? and will Korea go after Canada too if we help? shit could get serious real quick if Trump does go into power I could see WW3 happening...thoughts?
murd0c
07-29-2016, 09:35 AM
Canada won't and doesn't have to do anything
6o4__boi
07-29-2016, 09:36 AM
Lol the only thing serious about this are the memes on twitter
I'm fuckin losing it at my desk right now
https://twitter.com/Whereisdylan/status/758874785124261890
https://twitter.com/Efawcett7/status/758863233897730049
https://twitter.com/GoT_Tyrion/status/758901812447412226
https://twitter.com/McMexicans/status/758804603345379328
pastarocket
07-29-2016, 09:40 AM
Fat Boy Kim is bluffing. Their military hardware is so primitive. :lawl:
It's more sabre rattling by the North Korean government so that they can get more food from other countries.
Can the North Koreans even carry a cruise missile on this old cucumber?
FailFish
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s---FMPzKB3--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/eeryt7pdnag0h715h6ve.jpg
dachinesedude
07-29-2016, 09:43 AM
all talk, nothing is going to happen until north korea has the balls to start bombing south korea
Infiniti
07-29-2016, 11:43 AM
WW3 could only happen if US did do something and then China or Russia would react but China doesn't really give a fuck anymore and Russia well its Russia and I can't see them giving a fuck right now either
China will do everything in its power to prevent an escalation into war between North and South Korea/U.S. The idea that potentially hundreds of thousands of North Korean refugees streaming across the border into China is not a situation the Chinese wish to find themselves in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w10dgthpDqY
I'll just put this here.... Data is over a year and a half old and with tensions growing, I'm pretty sure USA has already anted up since then.
It's like a 90lb angry asian kid with ultra strict parents trained with a yellow belt taekwondo vs a 210lb MMA fighter with ultra strict trainer with a black belt in BJJ with discipline.
Dafuq is they thinkin'?
6o4__boi
07-29-2016, 12:26 PM
it's their annual
"We're still relevant, we still matter, NOTICE US!"
usually close to when the US and SK does their exercises
i'm surprised no one has compiled a year by year of sabre-rattling shit they say dating back to that fat, toad-faced, balding, ugly fuck...the first Kim Suk Dik or whatever the fuck his name is
DPRK to USA just now:
http://americandigest.org/sidelines/medals.jpg
"Noobs. Look at all our medals."
USA Response:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RJeGuxRoLk0/U4T-eZy-FZI/AAAAAAAAC8A/EU68wcIs09A/s1600/jean-claude-van-damme-as-colonel-william.jpg
Send in Guile. He'll take care of the rest.
Tegra_Devil
07-29-2016, 03:26 PM
i feel bad for the clueless people of north korea....they gonna get fucked up so bad if the USAs accuracy is anything like in the middle-east
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