[SkinnyPupp]

US monitoring intelligence that North Korean leader is in grave danger after surgery (https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/20/politics/kim-jong-un-north-korea/index.html)

So far it has yet to be confirmed, but it sounds like he had heart surgery that didn't go well, and is either brain dead, or dead, or anything in between. Sources are all US based, S. Korea isn't confirming anything weird going on.

If he's dead, who knows what's going to happen. Re-unification with S.Korea? Will there be a war with someone who wants to prevent that? Or his insane sister takes over? Or China takes over? Will there be a war to prevent that?

2020 WutFace

[EmperorIS]

South Korea says fake news

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-politics/south-korea-says-north-korean-leader-kim-not-gravely-ill-idUSKBN223011

[StylinRed]

Interesting, 2020 doesn't quit

[MG1]

Wow, Emperor, I'm impressed.......... one minute after original post.

RS never ceases to amaze me...........

[MG1]

Wow, Emperor, I'm impressed.......... one minute after original post.

RS never ceases to amaze me...........



What the ?????????? double post.

[Jmac]

Double post, so good

[asian_XL]

I have a feeling China will march in and claim the territory. Or surprisingly, Trump will send the best doctor to help him out, if no NK, there won't be S.Korea or Japan asking for protection. Who knows

[SkinnyPupp]

If China tries to take over, it'll have to be from within. America isn't going to let them just move in.

They've been trying for decades, many of their people have been executed by Kim, including death by anti-aircraft guns LUL

[hud 91gt]

Holy crap. Let me go to sleep and wake up
In 2025 already. Jesus

[6793026]

If China tries to take over, it'll have to be from within. America isn't going to let them just move in.


But america has no money right now to stop China going in.... We'll just wait and see. Dudes are saying... why can't he just come out and wave his hand to debunk the myth/ false news...

if a leader has to do that each time fake news is out... he/she'll never have time to run a country...

[ImportPsycho]

will be replaced by another Kim(his sister?) and nothing will change.

[unit]

there's always someone that's in hiding that's next in line for the throne.

[Infiniti]

But america has no money right now to stop China going in.... We'll just wait and see. Dudes are saying... why can't he just come out and wave his hand to debunk the myth/ false news...

if a leader has to do that each time fake news is out... he/she'll never have time to run a country...

What??

[fliptuner]

Just print more. :pokerface:

[GLOW]

What??

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/505/238/9ea.jpg

[Ch28]

Holy crap. Let me go to sleep and wake up
In 2025 already. Jesus

At this rate, we won't even have anything left in 2025.

[pastarocket]

I wonder if Dennis Rodman is gonna go to NK to visit his buddy Kim. :considered:

[twitchyzero]

they thought he dedd few years ago when he stepped out of spotlight for months, then emerged with a cane...I wouldn’t assume anything until sk confirms it

[MG1]

Did he died?

Old RS joke.

Right up there with wAnder and Lupole.

[underscore]

Potential outcomes so far:
1) He's fine
2) Current higher-ups pull a Weekend At Bernie's
3) New leader pops up
3a) is worse
3b) is better
3c) is China

Did I miss any?

[GLOW]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e9/a2/f5/e9a2f53b2195547f24b43feae949e1c3.jpg

[danned]

he can't die
https://i.imgur.com/gqIkOzN.jpg

[SkinnyPupp]

:heckno:

https://twitter.com/IlariaMariaSala/status/1253856575124500480

[Hondaracer]

States should go in and flatten them, create a new Asian base for US operations

[Traum]

The funniest bit I found from the news was, the Chosun surgeon that was supposed to operation on Kim for the coronary stenting messed up because:

1) he was too nervous to operate on the Supreme Leader
2) he has never operated on anyone this obese

This surgeon is probably not going to live either...

[Manic!]

......

[mikemhg]

Reports are trickling out now that he's dead.

If so, good.

He's that obese meanwhile his people are starving? Fuck that man.

[Bouncing Bettys]

If Kim Yo-Jong is next in line, she will have her fans in the West.
https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/962424691892871168
#Feminism #Equality #MoreWomenDictators

[danned]

https://i.imgur.com/ccMwR2A.png
https://i.imgur.com/SoFPb7F.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWGTM_lXkAI3V-1?format=jpg
https://i.imgur.com/itpUwIm.jpg

[Manic!]

If Kim Yo-Jong is next in line, she will have her fans in the West.
https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/962424691892871168
#Feminism #Equality #MoreWomenDictators

Don't worry it's fake news according to his buddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oThDFuZzl6Y

[asian_XL]

This is what happened the night before

[GLOW]

15?! damn he ran the gauntlet :lol

[belka]

God damn what a fat piece of shit. The country is starving and he is eating all their macros.

[Teriyaki]

This is what happened the night before

Went out a legend like Robocop

https://media.tenor.com/images/8b108f5ae2b923bc283913953ee31ddd/tenor.gif

[MG1]

15?! damn he ran the gauntlet :lol

You missed a couple, but the really sad part is, not a single hottie in sight................. or did I miss something?


like danned would say.......... skyrocketed

[GS8]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HFiZMJ80okiFt0Q/giphy.gif

[SkinnyPupp]

https://twitter.com/bschapiroMD/status/1254198376125562882

[highfive]

Saw online saying he’s in a vegetative state. So he’s Kim chi now

[danned]

so many auntie-type of hotties

[StylinRed]

Well if he's into mommy porn I guess

[Teriyaki]

Well if he's into mommy porn I guess

There are a few sitting on the bed I wouldn't mind dictating.

[68style]

There are a few sitting on the bed I wouldn't mind dictating.

Right?! Geez tough crowd in here, would like to see pics of the guys saying they’re all moms lol

[vitaminG]

^ rather see pics of their moms

[SkinnyPupp]

Right?! Geez tough crowd in here, would like to see pics of the guys saying they’re all moms lol
This is what happens when for the last 10 years your only interaction with the opposite sex has been porn.

[EuterVanWasser]

https://twitter.com/bschapiroMD/status/1254198376125562882

Oof.. Skinny... why you gotta be so mean to our Prime Minister? :)

[GS8]

There are a few sitting on the bed I wouldn't mind dicktating.

Fixed :troll:

Though I imagine getting piled on by that many women must be pretty intense

https://newphillysports.com/milsurp/0~Animated/spooge.gif

[Bouncing Bettys]

In that pic, I'd say Kim Jong Un is about to get down with all those women in what looks like his Grandma's spare room, but no respecting grandma would let their grandson stay on a matress without sheets (yuck).

Also the girl to the right of him, next to the shelves, sitting on the bed, is best of the bunch.

[SumAznGuy]

Also the girl to the right of him, next to the shelves, sitting on the bed, is best of the bunch.

Elbow's too pointy :alone:

[Akinari]

This thread is amazing.

[twitchyzero]

wondering what you had to sift through to find those gifs

[mikemhg]

Elbow's too pointy :alone:

Was about to post this :lol

Guys online love to act like they're banging 10's, while relying on their PALMalina.

[!LittleDragon]

Some guys prefer five 2's

[underscore]

If you switch it up between the left and right hand, they're getting two "fives" in a roundabout way

[Raid3n]

Palmela Handerson

[blkgsr]

he's not dead apparently. made an appearance on state media

[whitev70r]

Could it be his body double?

[SkinnyPupp]

he's not dead apparently. made an appearance on state media
He didn't appear on state media, state media reported (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52508437) that he cut the ribbon at a fertiliser factory.

The North Korean leader cut a ribbon at a ceremony at the plant, in a region north of Pyongyang, and people who were attending the event "burst into thunderous cheers of 'hurrah!' for the Supreme Leader who is commanding the all-people general march for accomplishing the great cause of prosperity", KCNA says.

Mr Kim said he was satisfied with the factory's production system, and praised it for contributing to the progress of the country's chemical industry and food production, the state news agency adds.

I am 100% sure that happened.

[JDMDreams]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWHaTbgWAAACEp8?format=jpg&name=small

https://mc.webpcache.epapr.in/mcms.php?size=large&in=https://mcmscache.epapr.in/post_images/website_13/post_15870702/thumb.jpg

:joy:

[danned]

tha'ts his humanoid twin

[Mancini]

Is he wearing bell bottoms to hide platform shoes?

[J____]

Is he wearing bell bottoms to hide platform shoes?

those are raver pants obviously

[SFU_wmc]

https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/1256445608220598272

https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1256697630421327874

https://twitter.com/CosmoCoCo00/status/1256866484581629952

[Teriyaki]

The more I look at the photos, the more I see Chow Yun Fat.

[danned]

a twin leader in north korea.....

[nabs]

Palmela Handerson

I prefer Jennifer Handiston

[underscore]

Looking at the photos it seems they're banking on people just thinking all Koreans look the same. He's chubby and Korean so it must be the right guy.

[ilovebacon]

^ LOL

[CivicBlues]

I prefer Jennifer Handiston

From the trump thread I thought you'd say Hand Coulter :lol

[GLOW]

so is the clone's reward that he gets to run the same gaunltet posted earlier? BrokeBack Kreygasm

[nabs]

From the trump thread I thought you'd say Hand Coulter :lol

Hahahhahhahaha um no thanks lol

[SkinnyPupp]

Here she comes

Nobody was in the building due to coronavirus

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1272796814383734785

Their statement

"The recent foolish act of daring hurt the dignity of our supreme leadership," a statement carried in KCNA Tuesday read.
"The world will clearly see what severe punishment our people will mete out to the South Korean authorities and how they wipe the human scum off the earth."

Cartoon villains

[Mancini]

Do we know yet what happened to fatty McFlathead?

[JDMDreams]

I wonder if he died too

[SkinnyPupp]

I just assume he did, or at least bed ridden. There's not much reason to believe otherwise. If he was fine, they would have put him out in front of public by now, instead of pretending to do so

[AzNightmare]

Oh, what's the latest news? I thought that was squashed and he showed up in public...
But so many different reports and I don't know what to believe.

[Razor Ramon HG]

Everyone knows KJU is dead. The world is just playing along.

[SkinnyPupp]

Oh, what's the latest news? I thought that was squashed and he showed up in public...
But so many different reports and I don't know what to believe.
He never showed up in public, state media reported he showed up in public

And now his sister blew up the building that had been used to communicate with South Korea in an effort towards peace.

[mikemhg]

Everyone knows KJU is dead. The world is just playing along.

This, exactly.

He's dead. We live in a world full of lies and deceit. We sit and argue among each other regarding facts in which we have no clue about, as our governments continue to play this facade in which the world is operating normally, when we are far from anything close to that.

The house is burning, and we're here arguing about whether or not to replace the hardwood floors.

[StylinRed]

It's also suspected that he's alive he's just afraid of corona, so he left his sister in charge, they've noticed his jet and train making movements

But ya prolly ded

[whitev70r]

This source looks legit

North Korea's Kim Jong-un in a coma, diplomat says, claiming recent appearances 'faked'

https://nationalpost.com/news/kim-jong-un-is-in-a-coma-says-a-south-korean-diplomat

[mikemhg]

I don't understand why the media plays this ridiculous game.

The guy is dead or has been pretty much dead. It's so frustrating to watch new networks play into the false idea of the world, and continue to support the lies that these countries put forward to the public.

It's been blatantly obvious that he's dead for months now, yet they continue to act like this is not the case, or "we don't know for sure".

[threezero]

I don't understand why the media plays this ridiculous game.

The guy is dead or has been pretty much dead. It's so frustrating to watch new networks play into the false idea of the world, and continue to support the lies that these countries put forward to the public.

It's been blatantly obvious that he's dead for months now, yet they continue to act like this is not the case, or "we don't know for sure".

Because we don't know for sure. North Korea being the hermit kingdom that it is, is notoriously for giving out false information and just blatantly lie about things.
How egocentric can one be to proclaim another country's leader to be dead without that country providing a solid verification?

Sure NK is not friends with any of western civilization but the least people could do is allow the country to declare their own leader to be decrease, whenever they are ready lol.

[Razor Ramon HG]

I would hardly call the New York Post as a credible source (which the National Post got their information from).

Regardless, I'm sure he's dead. There were pictures/videos comparing the KJU in the video of the plant opening versus the KJU seen in previous speeches, and there are obvious differences.

[whitev70r]

Someone just ask Dennis Rodman, he'd know.

[StylinRed]

The national post is quoting the nypost who is quoting themirror who are quoting "south Korean media" who are quoting the former aide to the former South Korean leader who says his Guess is "Chang Song-min told South Korean media: “I assess him to be in a coma, but his life has not ended."

That's some game of telephone

[JDMDreams]

Surprised no one talked about this, so he's alive or is this a clone :pokerface:

https://youtu.be/l_fHNT5du04