[StylinRed]

https://www.chinesefortunecalendar.com/Images/Tiger/Blue-Tiger-300.jpg

Happy New Year's everyone!

[320icar]

Not CNY specific. Costco has fresh durian right now (never frozen) for something crazy like $135. Coworker bought one and we tried it. Ignoring the smell, it does not taste good. My white bread palate can’t handle that custard like texture lol

Happy new year!

[SumAznGuy]

Not CNY specific. Costco has fresh durian right now (never frozen) for something crazy like $135. Coworker bought one and we tried it. Ignoring the smell, it does not taste good. My white bread palate can’t handle that custard like texture lol

Happy new year!

Even for asians, some people like and and some people don't.
It's like cilantro. some people like it and to others it taste like ass.

Happy Lunar new years everyone.

[Traum]

I'm sure at least some of us have seen this already, but it just happened to be the defining event that I have associated CNY with this year... FailFish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuP7kyLtO34

Gung Hey Fat Choi, RS? :badpokerface:

[PeanutButter]

Even for asians, some people like and and some people don't.
It's like cilantro. some people like it and to others it taste like ass.

Happy Lunar new years everyone.

Wait, people don't like cilantro? lol whhhat>?

[68style]

Yah it's some kind of genetic thing... I cannot stand cilantro, the link is bang on, tastes exactly like soap to me... I really hate how Chipotle has no rice option that doesn't have cilantro in it.

https://www.britannica.com/story/why-does-cilantro-taste-like-soap-to-some-people

[StylinRed]

I haaaaaaaaated cilantro growing up but as I got older I'm like eh not bad

An ex of mine hated it more than I did and would pick it out of dishes we got that had surprise cilantro in it or demand a new dish without it, she loved Pho too so there were many instances of having to deal with cilantro tantrums :lol

[68style]

hahaha I never bitch about it, I realize I'm in the minority and just pick it out... but yah no bueno

[whitev70r]

It's Chinese New Year and all I got was a damn hot pot dinner ! :heckno:


edit ... ooops sorry, got this one mixed up with another holiday thread.

[murd0c]

It's Chinese New Year and all I got was a damn hot pot dinner ! :heckno:


edit ... ooops sorry, got this one mixed up with another holiday thread.

I've never actually had hot pot before BibleThump

[Hondaracer]

^ you’re not missing too much lol.

The cilantro thing is actually a genetic thing. I’m not sure if it’s on 23andme, but if you release your genetic profile to Prometheus or whatever that 3rd party gene mapping service is, the cilantro thing is actually on there based on your genetics

[StylinRed]

I've never actually had hot pot before BibleThump

Just cooking ur overpriced meat in soup, ur not missing anything at all :lol

[SkinnyPupp]

Damn no respect for hot pot.. we have it like every other weekend in the winter lol

I agree it's "nothing special" but it's still damn tasty! Fatty beef medium rare dipped in garlicy super umami seasoning, all different types of meatballs, mushrooms, fried fish skin, and cold beer is super good Kreygasm Oh and if you can get fresh goose intestine that's legit my favourite food ever Kreygasm

[Gumby]

Just cooking ur overpriced meat in soup, ur not missing anything at all :lol
Do it at home and it doesn’t have to be overpriced! :p

Damn no respect for hot pot.. we have it like every other weekend in the winter lol

I agree it's "nothing special" but it's still damn tasty! Fatty beef medium rare dipped in garlicy super umami seasoning, all different types of meatballs, mushrooms, fried fish skin, and cold beer is super good Kreygasm Oh and if you can get fresh goose intestine that's legit my favourite food ever Kreygasm
You’re fortunate to be in HK and be surrounded by all types of amazing food…

[SkinnyPupp]

Do it at home and it doesn’t have to be overpriced! :p


You’re fortunate to be in HK and be surrounded by all types of amazing food…
We buy Canadian beef! LUL

[white rocket]

Happy Lunar New Year!! Big ups to a Feb 1st new year so I can claim the Year of the Dragon even though I'm a January baby :woot2:

Since this is a cilantro thread now....................I had no idea it even existed until one dinner with my new gf(now wife) and my parents back in like 2004. My gf curses there being cilantro in her dish and before I even can ask wtf is cilantro my dad pipes up and says the same thing! I'm now mind blown discovering its existence for the first time and the fact my gf and dad both hate it and yet I never heard shit from my dad ever before about it. We still laugh about it. I have since turned to disliking it very much. I always have it removed from my Pho and other dishes and would pick it out if I forget to ask when ordering. It's not that soapy flavor that's so commonly associated with it, but more that it overpowers other flavors and ruins dishes. #fuckcilantro

[SkinnyPupp]

I fucking love cilantro! speaking of hot pot, stick a whole handful of chopped cilantro into the sauce, with the garlic and sa cha sauce and sesame paste! Throw in some green onions too and turn it into a paste that sticks to the beef when you dip it, with garlic and cilantro all over it Kreygasm

[whitev70r]

Don't you Asian folks ever eat tacos from a real Mexican joint? You have to have cilantro in soft tacos .... all day long.

But NO cilantro in Viet subs ... does not belong there.

[danned]

those guys fight like a tiger:lawl:

[coneZONE]

Damn no respect for hot pot.. we have it like every other weekend in the winter lol

I agree it's "nothing special" but it's still damn tasty! Fatty beef medium rare dipped in garlicy super umami seasoning, all different types of meatballs, mushrooms, fried fish skin, and cold beer is super good Kreygasm Oh and if you can get fresh goose intestine that's legit my favourite food ever Kreygasm

i don't even know where to find goose intestine here...
even the zhue sang cheurng (pig small intestine) is getting hard to find, probably only at specialty shops. I haven't looked anywhere outside of T&T

I did try duck brain at the hotpot place in Lansdowne, good thing the serving is small. It's not bad, but really really rich. Definitely acquired taste.

[SkinnyPupp]

i don't even know where to find goose intestine here...
even the zhue sang cheurng (pig small intestine) is getting hard to find, probably only at specialty shops. I haven't looked anywhere outside of T&T

I did try duck brain at the hotpot place in Lansdowne, good thing the serving is small. It's not bad, but really really rich. Definitely acquired taste.
Goose intestine you might not be able to find the raw ingredient, but if you want to try prepared, maybe a chiuchow joint would be your best bet if the roast meat places don't carry it. As long as it's fresh it will be fatty and crunchy, it's amazing

I tried pork brain before, not very good at all. Don't see the point

Rooster nuts however POGGERS

[JSALES]

How is lunar new year usually celebrated? Do families actually celebrate for the full 2 weeks visiting other families?

[StylinRed]

i don't even know where to find goose intestine here...
even the zhue sang cheurng (pig small intestine) is getting hard to find, probably only at specialty shops. I haven't looked anywhere outside of T&T

I did try duck brain at the hotpot place in Lansdowne, good thing the serving is small. It's not bad, but really really rich. Definitely acquired taste.

I think u can get duck intestine from wuhan spicy duck... If that's still around :lol

How is lunar new year usually celebrated? Do families actually celebrate for the full 2 weeks visiting other families?

When in Canada, over a few days, dinner at home, dinner at relatives, dinner at gf's, dinner with friends, another dinner at home

When in hk/china same thing just a few more days of the same

[highfive]

Damn no respect for hot pot.. we have it like every other weekend in the winter lol

I agree it's "nothing special" but it's still damn tasty! Fatty beef medium rare dipped in garlicy super umami seasoning, all different types of meatballs, mushrooms, fried fish skin, and cold beer is super good Kreygasm Oh and if you can get fresh goose intestine that's legit my favourite food ever Kreygasm

Dip in raw egg? mix your sauce in it.

[PeanutButter]

Cilantro... WTF. This is like when I found out people don't fold their toilet paper when they wipe their ass. My buddy legit just takes toilet paper, scrunches it up and wipes.

Hot pot - it's definitely over-rated, only because it's so damn expensive, though it's really comforting if you have it at home with your family, it's probably just an asian thing if you grew up with it. Though, I do like boiling point when we go, pricey, but it's a nice treat.

CNY - This year my son got quite a bit of money. We only saw my parents, my inlaws, and my grandma and he ended up with ~$700 in lucky money. They usually don't give that much and my grandma usually only gives like $20, but this year she gave out $100. His RESP is going to be yuuuge by the time he's 18.

[SkunkWorks]

Cilantro... WTF. This is like when I found out people don't fold their toilet paper when they wipe their ass. My buddy legit just takes toilet paper, scrunches it up and wipes.

How... does this even come up in conversation? you watching him or...?

:suspicious:

[PeanutButter]

How... does this even come up in conversation? you watching him or...?

:suspicious:

haha. my buddy asked us how we wiped our ass after he saw a tik tok about it.
2/6 of our group scrunches the toilet paper up and wipes, the rest of us folds the toilet paper neatly and wipes.

My mind was blown.

[TOS'd]

^ Relavent thread from just over 12 years ago: https://www.revscene.net/forums/602113-wiping-ass-method.html

[whitev70r]

Yah ...not sure why anyone would go out to have hotpot. Just for the social aspect. Expensive as hell. Must be easiest restaurant to operate.

Regardless, there is a RESP limit ...you can just go max contribution, no? But if you do go max, you are right, kid will he driving an MB to UBC.

[pastarocket]

How is lunar new year usually celebrated? Do families actually celebrate for the full 2 weeks visiting other families?

Meeting with relatives in person inside their homes (pre-Covid) or what wifey and I did during the start of Lunar New Year. We wore masks like our relatives and exchanged gifts with them just outside of my home.

-heard some neighbourhoods lighting up firecrackers last night.

SkinnyPupp, correct if I am wrong about the duration of CNY holidays in HK.
People get public holidays with a week off from work in HK now?

Stores and businesses in HK close for a couple of days then re open on the fifth day of the first lunar month?

[SkinnyPupp]

Meeting with relatives in person inside their homes (pre-Covid) or what wifey and I did during the start of Lunar New Year. We wore masks like our relatives and exchanged gifts with them just outside of my home.

-heard some neighbourhoods lighting up firecrackers last night.

SkinnyPupp, correct if I am wrong about the duration of CNY holidays in HK.
People get public holidays with a week off from work in HK now?

Stores and businesses in HK close for a couple of days then re open on the fifth day of the first lunar month?
Stat holidays for 3 days, many larger stores only close one day, or stay open the whole time (my wife's dog shelter is open 365 days a year so she's been at work). Many smaller stores stay closed even longer. I went to get groceries on day 1 and it was a ghost town, so nice!

Neighbors set off fireworks every morning around 7am, and a few times throughout each day. Lion dance comes through the village on day 3 I think?

China shuts down for like 2 weeks, I went there during CNY and it was pretty incredible how dead it was in comparison to normal days. Not with covid though

[StylinRed]

Cilantro... WTF. This is like when I found out people don't fold their toilet paper when they wipe their ass. My buddy legit just takes toilet paper, scrunches it up and wipes.

Hmm cilantro hating ex also scrunched her TP... Wonder if there's a connection


Blew my mind when I saw the ball of TP :yuno:

[PeanutButter]

Yah ...not sure why anyone would go out to have hotpot. Just for the social aspect. Expensive as hell. Must be easiest restaurant to operate.

Regardless, there is a RESP limit ...you can just go max contribution, no? But if you do go max, you are right, kid will he driving an MB to UBC.

Lifetime account limit for RESP is $50,000.
The government gives you a 20% grant from your deposits up to $500 grant money per year and $7200 in grant money lifetime. Which means you can deposit only $2500 per year to get the $500 grant.
But, you can still deposit more than $2500 per year, but every dollar after the $2500 amount will not receive the 20% grant.


According to my calculations.
If I contribute $2500 per year to my son's RESP and get a least a 10% return (average return of the S&P 500), my son will have approximately $144,373.52 in his RESP account when he turns 18.

So definitely enough to buy a Benzo, but I hope my son will be smart enough and buy a Toyota instead.

[whitev70r]

^ an EV Toyota.

[AzNightmare]

Cilantro... WTF. This is like when I found out people don't fold their toilet paper when they wipe their ass. My buddy legit just takes toilet paper, scrunches it up and wipes.

I like Cilantro... but I scrunch up TP, 2 squares to be exact. It makes it like a "brush" head and I wipe once. Then get more TP and repeat as necessary.

I don't understand how folding it works. How many layers?
As the folded TP is laid on top of your fingers, do you lift up the middle finger a bit so that the finger can guide the TP to reach in between the ass crack? I find this more uncomfortable, like I'm literally using my finger and reaching in.

I also heard some people would also fold it again after the first wipe and wipe again with the same TP before getting more. But I assume you'll do that only if you take more than 2 squares at a time.

Genuinely curious. I never did it any other way than scrunch up.

[whitev70r]

^ should have an RS poll. Truly fascinating ... disgusting but interesting. Appreciate the mechanics of the scrunch method.

So honest question for the scrunchers ... since it is in a scrunched up in a ball, don't you have a high possibility of getting shit all over your right hand?

How did Lunar New Year thread tangent to this?

[SkinnyPupp]

Anyone here stand up to wipe their ass? Rogan mentioned it on his podcast back in the day and I got into an argument with him about it on his forum LUL

I think it's weird to stand up like a toddler getting their ass wiped by mom. He said it's weird to stick your hand down there next to poop (well flush first obviously). Also the way I picture it, your ass cheeks close up when standing, so like.. yeah weird

But if everyone says they stand to wipe, I guess I'm the weirdo

[GGnoRE]

There's no way in my mind that using a scrunched up toilet paper does a cleaner job of cleaning up residue. The goal is to wipe off the residue while minimizing the spread to the surrounding. If you are creating a "brush head" that's definitely an inferior tool to a flat cloth. When I'm brushing something like a scrubbing a toilet I am definitely not concerned about minimizing spread. And in the case where the poo leaves little residue, if you have a square-shape folded toilet paper, you can fold over in half and still be able to use it one more time. With a scrunched up ball there's no way.

If you spill ketchup on the table, do you scrunch up a paper towel into a ball and dab it until its gone or do you take a flat paper towel and do a clean swipe?

[whitev70r]

This is getting good ... THIS is what forums are for.

[ssjGoku69]

wtf are you guys on about, the scrunched up ball is the way. After your first wipe, you just rotate the ball of tissue around and wipe with the clean side. If a little gets on your hands, no biggie, you're gonna wash your hands anyway

[68style]

This is easily the shittiest thread on RS

[Hondaracer]

Standing scrunched up here

[StylinRed]

Anyone here stand up to wipe their ass? Rogan mentioned it on his podcast back in the day and I got into an argument with him about it on his forum LUL

I think it's weird to stand up like a toddler getting their ass wiped by mom. He said it's weird to stick your hand down there next to poop (well flush first obviously). Also the way I picture it, your ass cheeks close up when standing, so like.. yeah weird

But if everyone says they stand to wipe, I guess I'm the weirdo

Saw this topic come up on reddit and tiktok recently, makes absolutely no sense how ppl stand to wipe, tiktok had a lil video representation where they're not standing fully erect, but still wtf

Also, flush first? Wtf how far in are you sticking your hand down? U wiping the bowl n not ur butt? :pokerface:lol

[whitev70r]

Flush first is to get the stank out of the air while you finish your business ... I think. Just the small option flush will do cuz the bigger flush is with the TP.

[Hondaracer]

Lolol

Come on ya ain’t gettin no leverage by wiping sitting down!

When I say standing it’s not like completely board flat upright, still kinda bent over

[EvoFire]

Where does the bidet talk fall into this?

[Gumby]

Flush first? Well you just sent a spray of shit particles all over your butt…

[white rocket]

Let's just bring this in here for reference.

https://i.imgur.com/x5SjM8U.jpg

Wad or super wad depending on the severity. Sitting down wipe for sure. Plenty of leverage available. Sometimes a tp island in the bowl is needed to prevent splashing if the velocity is going to be heavy. Flush after the business but before you wipe. Outhouse poops are more of a stand/lean/wipe-type of scenario.

[El Bastardo]

https://www.giladorigami.com/P_Tiger_Esteve_PajE15.jpg



Forget the origami crane, do the origami tiger for this new lunar year.
Ferocious wipes.

[PeanutButter]

I like Cilantro... but I scrunch up TP, 2 squares to be exact. It makes it like a "brush" head and I wipe once. Then get more TP and repeat as necessary.

I don't understand how folding it works. How many layers?
As the folded TP is laid on top of your fingers, do you lift up the middle finger a bit so that the finger can guide the TP to reach in between the ass crack? I find this more uncomfortable, like I'm literally using my finger and reaching in.

I also heard some people would also fold it again after the first wipe and wipe again with the same TP before getting more. But I assume you'll do that only if you take more than 2 squares at a time.

Genuinely curious. I never did it any other way than scrunch up.

I use three to four squares to wipe (depending on the ply). I guess I use my fingers to guide it, though i'm not fingering my asshole, lol. I never fold it and re-use the same one though. but I've heard of people who do this.

[whitev70r]

^ no fold ... you must not be frugal Asian. You just gave away that you're white.

[Hondaracer]

Two to 3 squares lol wtf

[white rocket]

Two to 3 squares lol wtf

Right? There are much better areas to be frugal in.

[SkinnyPupp]

Flush first? Well you just sent a spray of shit particles all over your butt…
Flush while you poop so it doesn't even have time to accumulate stank

Wipe, Baby wipe, dry wipe, flush again

Baby wipes are a must if you don't have a bidet. You'll be amazed at what it does even after you think you've wiped clean with TP

[Hondaracer]

Flush while you poop so it doesn't even have time to accumulate stank

Wipe, Baby wipe, dry wipe, flush again

Baby wipes are a must if you don't have a bidet. You'll be amazed at what it does even after you think you've wiped clean with TP

Baby wipes are a travelling must.

In Prague i downed a huge coffee as i was walking through this old Jewish district/cemetery, All of a sudden had to find a bathroom ASAP or i was 100% going to shit my pants.. frantically looking around i see a sign for a WC attached to the old Jewish cemetery..

Now, most of Europe its like .25 or .50 of a euro to use a public bathroom with an attendant there. I run into this place and theres this old decrpid woman taking the money... it's 1.50 Euro to use this WC.. in my head im thinking of course.. typical in the jewish cemetary.. lol but i couldnt care less toss her 2 euro run in.. pretty grimey bathroom for one thats monitored etc. but the relief is overwhelming.. i then grab the TP.. the fucking TP in the most expensive jewish WC i'd ever been into is litterally barely recycled news print.. i can actually read the old news paper print on the TP.. memorable as it was the most expensive, while being the most uncomfortable wipe of my life EleGiggle

[whitev70r]

Flush while you poop so it doesn't even have time to accumulate stank


That's a great idea ...why haven't I ever thought of this! Can't wait to try this!

[SkinnyPupp]

Just be careful if you have a toilet where the water goes up high while flushing LUL

[AzNightmare]

There's no way in my mind that using a scrunched up toilet paper does a cleaner job of cleaning up residue. The goal is to wipe off the residue while minimizing the spread to the surrounding. If you are creating a "brush head" that's definitely an inferior tool to a flat cloth. When I'm brushing something like a scrubbing a toilet I am definitely not concerned about minimizing spread. And in the case where the poo leaves little residue, if you have a square-shape folded toilet paper, you can fold over in half and still be able to use it one more time. With a scrunched up ball there's no way.

If you spill ketchup on the table, do you scrunch up a paper towel into a ball and dab it until its gone or do you take a flat paper towel and do a clean swipe?

Well I would never fold tp and reuse it once I know there's already poo on it. If I'm only using 2 squares anyway, I feel that's a good wipe/toss ratio. I wouldn't be dabbing anyhow, it's still wiping, but just with a scrunched "ball". I think it can be debated a scrunched ball can spread less because there's less surface area to push, and more layers/depth to absorb vertically. But that can be negligible and depending if you had a wet or dry shit. Scrunched ball also has more texture to "scrape", if it comes down to that...

But I think the best reason for me is cause the scrunched ball means there's more layers between my finger and asshole.


Anyone here stand up to wipe their ass? Rogan mentioned it on his podcast back in the day and I got into an argument with him about it on his forum LUL

I think it's weird to stand up like a toddler getting their ass wiped by mom. He said it's weird to stick your hand down there next to poop (well flush first obviously). Also the way I picture it, your ass cheeks close up when standing, so like.. yeah weird

But if everyone says they stand to wipe, I guess I'm the weirdo

I stand, unless I have a really bad one like diarrhea, where I actually feel wet shit splattered around my asshole. Then I don't even want to move until I clean up the initial mess. I would assume people that stand mean they bend over a bit. If you stand straight up, then your ass cheeks will close up and you won't even have the optimal angle. Legs should be slightly spread apart like you're about to do a squat, then either lean forward, or squat down like 1 inch. That's how I do it. Sometimes if I'm really in the mood, maybe I'll even put 1 leg up on the toilet seat for full access. lol.

Unless you guys have a really large diameter bowl, how do you reach your hand in while still sitting down? I don't like the thought of accidentally having my wrist touch the rim of the seat either.

Right? There are much better areas to be frugal in.

I don't see it so much as being frugal, but with my method, I don't see any advantage of using more than 2 squares.


Flush while you poop so it doesn't even have time to accumulate stank

Wipe, Baby wipe, dry wipe, flush again

Baby wipes are a must if you don't have a bidet. You'll be amazed at what it does even after you think you've wiped clean with TP


I usually try to time my flushes while the first big one drops. The momentum helps to keep the toilet from clogging if you have the diet/genetics that give hard logs. The only problem is then there's no TP landing pad after, and if you immediately drop more, you may get a nasty splash back. Because of this, sometimes I just wait until the first 2 waves are done, cause I always set up a landing pad before I sit down.

Baby wipes or just washing your ass is the real way to clean up. I think some cultures don't even use TP and just wash down immediately after.

But if you're using baby wipes though, I guess you can't flush them down, so you're leaving shit covered wipes in the garbage can? Won't that eventually make the can stink?

[SkinnyPupp]

But if you're using baby wipes though, I guess you can't flush them down, so you're leaving shit covered wipes in the garbage can? Won't that eventually make the can stink?

You won't like Korea LUL

Personally, I buy flushable wipes

[Teriyaki]

You won't like Korea LUL

Personally, I buy flushable wipes

Or really a lot of places in Asia. Always wonder for whoever has to clean out the little "trash-can" next to the toilet where all the shit-stained toilet paper is supposed to go.

[AzNightmare]

You won't like Korea LUL

Personally, I buy flushable wipes

Only been there once, but it was part of a cruise.
I was thinking that's my next destination once the pandemic ends... What should I know about?

I heard there was some controversy over baby wipes not genuinely breaking down. But I just looked it up, seems like at the very least, only Conttonelle has responded to prove their wipes do break down like TP.

Something for me to think about SeemsGood

[SkinnyPupp]

Only been there once, but it was part of a cruise.
I was thinking that's my next destination once the pandemic ends... What should I know about?

They don't flush TP, they throw it in a trash can beside the toilet WutFace

[AzNightmare]

They don't flush TP, they throw it in a trash can beside the toilet WutFace

Oh, you mean even though there's TP that can be safely flushed, by culture, they just don't throw tp down the toilet?


Or really a lot of places in Asia. Always wonder for whoever has to clean out the little "trash-can" next to the toilet where all the shit-stained toilet paper is supposed to go.


lol.. I found hotel in tourist areas in Asia was fine. In Japan, they had the fanciest toilets with the built in bidets. The only place I saw squat toilets were in China. I never took a shit there though. God no...

But since I was a kid, I somehow "trained" myself to never take a dump in public places. It must have been psychological, cause even if I had to take a dump, I wouldn't feel it when I'm out. But as soon as I start getting close to home and know I'll have a comfy washroom to use, I'll start to feel it coming. Anyone else like this??

[whitev70r]

^ you mean how the Mrs. falls asleep on the drive home and just when you approach your driveway or garage, she somehow knows to wake up? Like that?

[N.V.M.]

I'm usually not into Chinese shit but I just put $100 on the Bengals just because.

[SkinnyPupp]

I'm usually not into Chinese shit but I just put $100 on the Bengals just because.
Joe Flacco won it in the Year of the Dragon, so it does make sense

[SumAznGuy]

Let's just bring this in here for reference.

https://i.imgur.com/x5SjM8U.jpg

It's missing the Jake Harper method from Two and a half men.

[bcrdukes]

This thread really went off topic lol

[whitev70r]

^ gave me a lot of shitz and giggles though ...

[white rocket]

Well I would never fold tp and reuse it once I know there's already poo on it. If I'm only using 2 squares anyway, I feel that's a good wipe/toss ratio. I wouldn't be dabbing anyhow, it's still wiping, but just with a scrunched "ball". I think it can be debated a scrunched ball can spread less because there's less surface area to push, and more layers/depth to absorb vertically. But that can be negligible and depending if you had a wet or dry shit. Scrunched ball also has more texture to "scrape", if it comes down to that...

But I think the best reason for me is cause the scrunched ball means there's more layers between my finger and asshole.

I don't see it so much as being frugal, but with my method, I don't see any advantage of using more than 2 squares.

So two squares scrunched into a ball? Sounds like architecture-level build quality to gain such an assured separation between your fingers and butthole, especially on the initial nastiest wipe. Two squares for me is almost a guaranteed self-colonoscopy. Props for having such confidence. I'd say I'm using at least 6-8 squares, maybe 10 even, and balling it up into almost a shower-poof flower shape for maximum side coverage on that initial wipe. Then a second and third for good measure but with less squares.

For a quick wet wipe, you can dip a ball of tp into a clean freshly flushed bowl for that extra assurance.

[CivicBlues]

Nobody else wets their ball/wad of TP with water from the tap before wiping?

[whitev70r]

Flush while you poop so it doesn't even have time to accumulate stank


Tried it and it didn't really help. Hard to time so that the first bomb all goes down. Still ended up having to spray air freshner after it was all said and done.

[SkinnyPupp]

Tried it and it didn't really help. Hard to time so that the first bomb all goes down. Still ended up having to spray air freshner after it was all said and done.
You must have massive logs then LUL

When that happens I double flush whatever is left.. I assume my toilet doesn't aerosolize my poop all over the place, but others may flush more violently

Here's another tip they never taught boys: Sit down to pee. It's better in every single way imaginable, but for some reason it's supposed to be embarrassing.

[Hondaracer]

Nobody else wets their ball/wad of TP with water from the tap before wiping?

CB enters wit dat expert mode

[whitev70r]

Here's another tip they never taught boys: Sit down to pee. It's better in every single way imaginable, but for some reason it's supposed to be embarrassing.

What is the science behind this secret? I read it was better for the prostate or something ...

[SkinnyPupp]

What is the science behind this secret? I read it was better for the prostate or something ...
I dunno about that, for me it's just convenience. No need to worry about split spray, or splashing (I decided to start sitting when it became my responsibility to clean the bathroom). No need to turn the light on at night or even think about aiming. You can just sit and chill for a few seconds

It feels so dumb now to stand to pee unless you have to. It can be convenient, but at home it makes zero sense

[CivicBlues]

Always, always shut the toilet lid before flushing. You don't want to know how much aerosolized shit/piss can end up on your towels, toothbrushes, etc.

Don't believe me? Stand naked next to an empty toilet and flush. Feel the tinkle?

[Teriyaki]

What is the science behind this secret? I read it was better for the prostate or something ...

Don't know about health, but yea like Skinny said, once I had to start cleaning my own toilets I was like fuck standing and peeing and this unnecessary mess.

On a related note, I got one of those little stools that help raise your legs when sitting on the toilet so your're almost in a squat position. Claims that it has health benefits and helps with passing logs. Not sure about health, but it sure does help with opening up the dams for the logs to come through!

[StylinRed]

How messy are u guys when ya pee wtf :lol

[StylinRed]

Nobody else wets their ball/wad of TP with water from the tap before wiping?

When I didn't have a bidet toilet that was the go to method

[SkinnyPupp]

How messy are u guys when ya pee wtf :lol
I can tell you don't have to clean your bathroom LUL

Water + water = splash. It's literally impossible not to, unless you throw a bunch of TP in first?

And if you happen to hit the rim.. It happens.. You might not feel it wearing pants, but you just splashed all over them, along with the floor, mat, everything else

[whitev70r]

^ so you only use the sit down method to pee at home right? When you're out ... please tell me you still do the urinal standing.

[SkinnyPupp]

^ so you only use the sit down method to pee at home right? When you're out ... please tell me you still do the urinal standing.
Of course LOL

[whitev70r]

Or standing over a trough where you are bro ... :lol

[white rocket]

Sit down pees can still cause pee spray to hit the underside of the seat. Debatable whether standing is any better though. I do tend to sit pee if I feel an untrustworthy fart brewing. Sit pees become more attractive the older you get I think.

Always, always shut the toilet lid before flushing. You don't want to know how much aerosolized shit/piss can end up on your towels, toothbrushes, etc.

Don't believe me? Stand naked next to an empty toilet and flush. Feel the tinkle?

1000000%. It also softens the flush noise too if it's a late night trip, don't want to wake anyone.

[EvoFire]

Here's another tip they never taught boys: Sit down to pee. It's better in every single way imaginable, but for some reason it's supposed to be embarrassing.

Imo it doesn't. Just doesn't come out as smooth.

Always, always shut the toilet lid before flushing. You don't want to know how much aerosolized shit/piss can end up on your towels, toothbrushes, etc.

Don't believe me? Stand naked next to an empty toilet and flush. Feel the tinkle?

100% this.

[AzNightmare]

Nobody else wets their ball/wad of TP with water from the tap before wiping?

True, it definitely works better. But it feels too uncomfortable for me, lol.
Like a Wet Nilly but on the asshole.

I dunno about that, for me it's just convenience. No need to worry about split spray, or splashing (I decided to start sitting when it became my responsibility to clean the bathroom). No need to turn the light on at night or even think about aiming. You can just sit and chill for a few seconds

It feels so dumb now to stand to pee unless you have to. It can be convenient, but at home it makes zero sense

Ok, I know this is going to be weird AF. My bathrooms at home by design have the vanity countertops that extend above the toilet. I pull my pants down to above knee level, and I do a 45° "plank" and sometimes arch a bit if necessary to get as close as I can, with my dick hovering over the toilet to reduce back splash.

https://i.imgur.com/oXkqSSz.jpg

I think it's effective... but not like I have done any tests to prove it. I'm not sure when I started doing this, but I find I just do it by habit now. Gives me an excuse to just work out my core a bit too.


^ so you only use the sit down method to pee at home right? When you're out ... please tell me you still do the urinal standing.

I never use the urinals anymore unless I really have no choice. 100% guarantee there is back splash. Maybe I have strong pressure or something, but I've experimented with different angles over time. No matter what I do, I end up seeing little droplets ricochet back onto my pants. Sometimes even on my shoe.

In public, I always use a stall and I stand a good distance away from the toilet and arch my shot like a 3 pointer. Then arch the pelvis forward toward the toilet as pressure fades. I also like the comfort of being able to just lower my pants down more, air out the nuts, or give it a scratch if necessary in privacy. meh.

[SkinnyPupp]

Ok, I know this is going to be weird AF. My bathrooms at home by design have the vanity countertops that extend above the toilet. I pull my pants down to above knee level, and I do a 45° "plank" and sometimes arch a bit if necessary to get as close as I can, with my dick hovering over the toilet to reduce back splash.

https://i.imgur.com/oXkqSSz.jpg


I mean this in the nicest way, but you're right it is weird as fuck to go through all that instead of just sitting EleGiggle

It's like "a man HAS to stand to pee, or he's NOT A MAN" EleGiggle


In public, I always use a stall and I stand a good distance away from the toilet and arch my shot like a 3 pointer.

And you're the asshole who pisses all over public toilets and the floor in front of it!

[AzNightmare]

I mean this in the nicest way, but you're right it is weird as fuck to go through all that instead of just sitting EleGiggle

It's like "a man HAS to stand to pee, or he's NOT A MAN" EleGiggle


I don't really care about the machoism. If I'm taking a dump, I'm peeing sitting down. But a part of why I don't want to do it just for a pee is cause I hate the cold toilet seat feeling.


And you're the asshole who pisses all over public toilets and the floor in front of it!

lol, maybe just adding a bit to the mess... to be fair, most of the time there's already pee on the floor, which makes me not want to stand closer to the toilet in the first place. But I've gotten pretty good with getting closer to the toilet as the pressure wears off. If any goes on the seat, I always wipe up after. I'm not expecting everyone to do my strange methods, just sharing how I do it.

[whitev70r]

I never use the urinals anymore unless I really have no choice. 100% guarantee there is back splash. Maybe I have strong pressure or something, but I've experimented with different angles over time. No matter what I do, I end up seeing little droplets ricochet back onto my pants. Sometimes even on my shoe.


Good point ... and the stank from most urinals ... so you're inhaling the previous guy(s) pee aerosol.

Time to retitle this thread yet? :lol

[Hondaracer]

Guaranteed some of you guys are those types who lean into the urinal until your dick is touching the inside lol..

I ain’t lookin at your dick bro! Take a step back outa that urinal!

[whitev70r]

If you're not looking ... how do you know that guys lean into urinal so close? :lawl:

C'mon, fess up, you're one of those who gives side eye to guy beside you at the urinal, aren't you?

[Hondaracer]

Lolol I can just tell standing there because I take at least a step back to avoid that splatter and the guy next to me has his jacket hanging inside the damn urinal! Lol

[SkinnyPupp]

If you're not looking ... how do you know that guys lean into urinal so close? :lawl:

C'mon, fess up, you're one of those who gives side eye to guy beside you at the urinal, aren't you?
I wonder if he's the guy who stood next to me at an extremely crowded BC Place trough during half time, shoulder to shoulder, trying to have a conversation with me looking at me straight in the eye the whole time WutFace

That was a fucking weird moment. Roughriders fans are so weird.

And I was drinking a lot so the piss seemed to never stop! That felt like the longest piss of my life

[MarkyMark]

Just saw this thread lol ... Anyways I still pee standing up and I use my premium toilet paper as if it was free. My wife thinks it's weird I just grab toilet paper to blow my nose instead of the Kleenex on the shelf right above it but it really makes no difference to me

[winson604]

Came into this thread expecting lunar new year tall, maybe someone flexing on the money they got even but was not prepared for this lol.

[white rocket]

Came into this thread expecting lunar new year tall, maybe someone flexing on the money they got even but was not prepared for this lol.

I'm currently taking great pleasure in the shock and awe of this thread to newcomers surprised by its content. We gotta eclipse the Craigslist thread with our poo talk. Let's GO!!!!! Haha.

[whitev70r]

Seriously ... you can only do this anonymously with bros on a forum.

[whitev70r]

Happy Birthday everyone!