Stupid effing bird won't stop chirping
 

It's freakin 3am.... it's been chirping like this veee-veeee-VOOooOO for the last 2 hours nonstop. Stupid junkie bird

Feed it some bread soaked in anti-freeze.

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FUCKING BIRDS!

Hella annoying as shit!

.... they sound great, can easily fall asleep

Suck it up buttercup, it's summer!

ear plugs and just use phone as the alarm on vibrate. leave the phone on your bed. voila.

still "singing" away around my house. at least you know it's pretty much summer time when the early birds are at it. :p

birds arent annoying as my retarded neighbors putbull.. fuck i hate this dog, starts barking every time i try and pass out, then when i wake up in the morning its fucking barking again! if i was to ever shoot something, this dog would be it.

I kind of like the birds, pretty relaxing. On the other hand the newborn baby downstairs is pretty annoying, when I'm trying to study in the middle of the night.

I had a pigeon that nested on my roof at a previous residence, those POS's use to wake me up every morning, making breeding noises, i would come out and and throw rocks up there, or grab a water hose and shoot water up there and the next morning.. same fucking thing, not to mention i've had crows swoop down on me left right and center a few times walking up a streetearly in the morning, and been shit on a couple of times, i guess we need them though to apparently balance out the ecosystem.
I would have no problem at all killing one that shit on me though, complete seriousness!

hey,

you are lucky im not your neighbor !!!!!!

Buy a rifle pellet gun and snipe it.

Yeah birds are freaking noisy. =3

err... xD.. or just use ur air soft gun xD

be thankfull there are still birds around to chirp!



altho i do have to admit, when im camping and theres a fuckin squirrel 5 feet up the tree above my tent going ape shit from 4am until 9am, it makes me wonder what squirrel cooked on a spit over the fire would taste like

Solution: Sleep earlier. :p

Haha... but I've been there... back in the day with no school and no job... would be up till morning every night, and hear those damn birds...

Do you have your windows open when you sleep?
I usually close my windows when i hear birds chirp.

Or Pellet gun. lol.

There's a stupid dog downstairs that barks at anyone that passes by him, I wrote letters to strata/owner/manager..nothing. Now, I have a p99 airsoft pistol saying hello to his face everytime he barks.

Am I the only one that actually enjoys it? I find it pretty soothing and its usually a good indication that summer is here.

water gun, safe and works

I did that.

Did you know that if you shoot a crow, it explodes like a pillow with white feathers?

I didn't.

You're not the only one, I enjoy it too