Write a letter to yourself in the past
 

If you could write a letter to yourself in the past, what would you say?

It could be yourself from any time period about anything.

Here is mine:

"Dear self aged 8,

Do feed the next door dog chocolate, that fucker is going to bite you"

lol

"Dear XXXX,

Please work hard in school."

Dear self age 16,

Don't drive without a licence

Dear self Aged 14.
Do not join a site called Revscene. The next 7 years of your life has better things to do.
If you find yourself reading this post, self, you fucked up. GG.

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^ LOL!

^^ hahaaah

"Dear self age 10,
don't buy that computer"

I didn't get this at first (and maybe I still don't) but is this in morse? code? If so, smart!!

lottery numbers?:rolleyes:

Could be, but more likely some strange code to a pot of gold *hint hint* :thumbsup:

I think it's more the winning numbers for Lotto 649 or something.

EDIT ^Beat me to it lol

Dear self age 9,

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT look into mom and dad's room to see if they are asleep yet, ever. For what has been seen cannot be unseen.

Dear self age 5,

That isn't chocolate.

Rofl dude, my life would be fucking ruined if that ever happened to me. Sorry for you man.

And that's why you're on RevScene now! DEAL WITH IT!

dear self age 10
fuck that shit and go find another girl, like that cute one over there that likes you, she turns out hot!!!

Dear younger self,

- Spend more time with your grandparents!
- When an attractive co-worker seemingly wants to bed you, do not hesitate, you fucking asshole!

Dear self age 14 - 18

Try harder in school, you fucking slacker! Move on to the next girl and bang the other girls! As many as you can!!

Dear self at age 16,

don't buy that AE86.

Dear elementary school self. if the teacher puts u on the spot infront of the whole class, you tell that old witch she gonna die old alone with that tone of voice, and i dont have to take shit from no one in this crappy school. you will learn in the future u can learn everything from the internet and that your teacher is actually a moron.

dear self aged 14,

don't be fat

kthxbai

dear self age of 2 years ago,

please do not buy any lehman brothers or citi stock. spend on hookers and blow instead.

Buy shares in google, microsoft and apple.

Dear self 10 years ago,

Trademark "VANOC". Defend your trademark vigorously.

-Mark