crapping positions.
 

hai im a noob. my first thread.
so which position do you use?

1. THE SUSPENSiON

It is one of the most common techniques and it can be a good exercise. As you can see, it is to stay with your butt in the air.
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2. THE FROG

This is only for real experts. You should make sure that you don’t have anything inside your back pockets.
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3. THE MUMMY

Mummify with a toilet paper, sit and relax.
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i use the suspension.. :haha:
hopefully i wont give the wrong first impressions LOL..

3 for me.

i do the AC Slater on the toilet

fuck ya

2. THE FROG

The Mummy.

There's always too much stuff in my pockets to do the Frog.

more like a #3 but playing cell phone games (what a way to waste 10mins at work)

Suspension is too hard unless you occupy the handicap stall, then you have handle bars that help

i sit and lean as much as suspension

only girls do the frog

the mummy

"In the year 3000, Conan O'Brien will realize that nobody else faces the tank when they make number 2"

you hang onto the handles in a public shitter? and not only that, but the handy tard stall at that?

In China I had to do The Frog since the toilets were actually really the ground squat ones. I actually had a hard time getting the matter into the hole when I squatted.

I usually prefer to use the toilet at home so I hold out till I get home. When I get home I do #3 without the toilet paper all around.

I'm #3.

Slightly off topic - my 2-year old son often craps (in his diaper) while standing.

Think about it - while you're standing, your butt cheeks are somewhat clenched! I have no idea how this is possible. It's no wonder his face turns all red when he's pushing.

None of the above...upper decker FTW!

One or three depending on the need of the situation

double post sorry

their sphincters r not fully developed yet. That's why kids pee on bed. Not that they want to, but they r just physically incapable to hold it in. Same with other hole
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The Mummy for me

suspension. I used to mummify it, the do suspension, in case i touch the seat, but I have perfected it, so I dont need to mummify first.
I do however put toilet paper in the water, so it doesn't splash up.

Used to do #2, now I use #1

i do the rapelling technique....yes i carry a full harness and rope.

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this really limits your options..

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i just wipe the seat down and sit down

be a man and just fucking sit on the toilet seat