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Farting going to be Illegal in Malawi

This is hilarious. A country of 11 Million people, a democratic govt, yet at least once a year it produces headlines that are pure awesomeness.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...31415720110201

Quote:

Malawi To Make Farting In Public Illegal

It’s comforting to know that at least one country in the world has their priorities set straight.

The African nation of Malawi — the country you never knew existed until Madonna adopted a child from there to be used as a fashion accessory — is set to pass a bill that includes new laws intended to “mold responsible and disciplined citizens.”

By far the most beneficial new law is the one that makes it illegal to fart in public.

That’s right, farting in public will no longer be just rude and discourteous to others, it will now be a crime. Which means farting will go on your criminal record.

Finally, a government that isn’t afraid to take on the most diabolical criminals.

Say all you want about armed robbery, there really is no crime more atrocious than crop-dusting in a crowded mall, forcing innocent and unsuspecting people to breathe in the foul gas that’s been fermenting inside somebody’s bowels.

These nefarious degenerates should be locked up for good in a room without ventilation and made to smell their crime for the remainder of their pathetic lives.

So..... life sentence if you shit your pants?

Are they going to outlaw blinking and breathing next too?

What about drive-by/walk-by fartings? How are they going to catch that? Or the silent but deadly farts?

I love the silent but deadly, its like being a suicide bomber without the suicide. Walk into a crowd full of people and let it rip!! :devil:

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Originally Posted by Jsunu (Post 7289208)

So..... life sentence if you shit your pants?

try death sentence
:devil:

Must really smell if they enacted a law like this. Or maybe they're simply trying to boost tourism? Next seasons ads - "Now fart free!"
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I just farted :troll:

Lol imagine a designated farting area like A smoking area. Haha would be a good way to collect some "alternative energy" :fullofwin:
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this is the equivalent of Sarah Palin making headlines in the US

all the bike lanes and high gas price arent so bad anymore

what if i far in a crowd - which i usually do...

is it that big of a problem? lol i've never heard a stranger fart in public. maybe at the urinals.

big brother is watching you:

Don't you just hate it when you think it's a silent fart, you slowly let it out, but it turns out to be a loud-ass motherfucking fart?

he who smelt it dealt it

the rationale behind this law
too much methane screwing with our atmosphere :troll:

lol... this is like the south park episode about spontaneous combustion where Randy tells everyone to fart but then theres too much methane in the atmosphere. Can't find a clip though :(

I love going into an elevator with a few people where there's that awkward silence and saying,

"Hey, you guys want to smell something funny?"

TENSION GONE!!!

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Originally Posted by fliptuner (Post 7289496)

I love going into an elevator with a few people where there's that awkward silence and saying,

"Hey, you guys want to smell something funny?"

TENSION GONE!!!

:lol

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Originally Posted by fliptuner (Post 7289496)

I love going into an elevator with a few people where there's that awkward silence and saying,

"Hey, you guys want to smell something funny?"

TENSION GONE!!!

"IT WAS HIM!! GRAB HIM AND CALL THE COPS, MON!"
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they need this law for fat people. their fart smells like shit