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Brazil - Boy Dies after Masturbating 42 times
Popped up on my news feed.
Didn't know this was possible. Be Careful fellow Revsceners.... :troll: Quote:
Unusual: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times | M24 Digital |
How did they count 42? They obviously couldn't have questioned him post-mortum. Found 42 wads of tissue?
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sounds like he died happy
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unfortunate her mom didn't get him to see the doc soon enough.
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Doesn't say cause of death. Probably like people that die playing WoW or Starcraft, death really due to not eating/sleeping/drinking.
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obvious bullshit is obvious
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well, looks like he found it.
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42 times without stopping at all?! WTF!?
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hum....sounds like a regular teenager.
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Come on, someone come up with a clever one-liner for this incident! :lol
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The doctor determined the cause of death to be a stroke
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phew!
good thing i stopped at 41 last night. |
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I'm posting this at work (with no speakers), so hopefully the sound is correct on this clip |
'His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late."
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ID please.......... dayam. |
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” The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself. ” whole night = 7 hours x 60 = 420 minutes 420/42 = 10 minutes/time that’s how the news come up with 42 |
sht came fast
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brb fapping 41 times, i wont die cus its one less :troll:
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Sounds like...
*puts on sunglasses* He had it cumming. |
Guess he had one too many happy endings...
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I almost died.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...BlRk6IZih0ohKq |
42 times?
So he's on page 4 of the white girl thread in NWS section huh |
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