Japanese create robot for rubbing one out.
 

Actually, it's Rocks, Paper and Scissors, and it cheats, but the JAV industry is already in production with the next film. ;)

Because Japan

:lawl:

smoothen out the hand and we will know what its uses will be for :troll:

what if i give it a middle finger?

Then you would've missed the objective of playing rock, paper, scissors...

THE SHOCKER

rock paper scissor lizard spock

"Yes, I know cancer isn't cured yet but wait til you see the hax we've developed for rock-paper-scissors!"

It's called lasersword. And its undefeatable. :ifyouknow:

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/...ry-jerkoff.jpg does it come with an Off button?

once I read "japanese" "created" "robot" "FOR"

some reason I already knew what they created it for

ah....... beat me to it.

Lasersword beats all.............

i wouldnt trust my wang to a metal robotic hand

Put a little hair on it ..........

^ too small....... it would hurt........ or worse, get stuck.

I guess the screen is for watching pr0n.


LOL, if robot replies with, "Is it in yet?"


Sound preference. Asian whimpering sounds a la Maria Ozawa or caucasian, "Right there, you're on it. Give it to me......" at top of lungs sound effect.

I hadn't thought of getting stuck, that would be godawful being shaken about by the dick.

Revscene, meet the product designer for the next generation of sex robots.

where are the tentacles? I want my japanese sexbot to have tentacles...just like sex in real life.

yes tentacles around the testicles.......

A man's orgasm is heightened when something is in the anus...... tentacles might do the trick. When I apply for a patent for my design, I'll make sure you get the credit, Gridlock.

I don't know that I want the credit share on a device that sticks a tentacle up my ass...isn't it usually the girls getting fucked by tentacles? I was going there.

:ifyouknow:

you went there, the problem was you forgot the brakes...