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J.K. Rowling purchases Irving K. Barber Learning Centre

J.K. Rowling purchases Irving K. Barber Learning Centre | The Syrup Trap

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As of Aug. 13, Rowling now sits as director of the library’s Advisory Committee, which this week voted in favour of a $61,000,000 CAD renovation. When asked about the renovations, previous director Simon Naeme simply chuckled and said, “We’re just really happy to add a little magic to the experience here at UBC.”

$5,000,000 towards the addition of secondary mobile staircases, which will connect to the current staircases at odd intervals “so as to mimic the iconic staircases of Hogwarts.”

$300,000 towards the acquisition of digital picture frames, which will display animated photos of previous UBC presidents (“headmasters”).
$30,000,000 towards the construction of four new faculty (“house”) lounges for students in Science (“Ravenclaw”), Engineering (“Gryffindor”), Sauder (“Slytherin”) and Arts (“Hufflepuff”).

$8,000,000 towards the removal of Ike’s Café.

$7,000,000 towards the hiring and training of an elite team of Dementors to replace current security staff (“They weren’t very scary-looking anyway”).

$10,000,000 towards the construction of a “Chamber of Secrets,” for which Rowling gave no specific purpose.

Looks like you fell in the syrup trap. Also soooo old
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April Fools already?

What the fuck man. Not only is this fake but its not even fresh fake news. lets get together and kick OP's ass.

For fucks sake, c'mon with these threads..

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Originally Posted by shawnly1000 (Post 8318957)

Guessing you fell for this too?

UBC Sauder School of Business to close | The Syrup Trap

This shit isn't even funny.

At least the onion has a satirical edge where some of the ludicrous headlines show the irony in the truth. Even tey are hit and miss on the humour.

This stuff is just crap.