I was keeping my Bug at my parent's garage but they moved out of town so now its in my car port. Unfortunately its situated in the back alley and the high school kids like to hide out in the car port to smoke pot and smash the light bulbs providing light for the carport.
At my old place a few years ago my old roommate's 'baby' was squashed by the car port roof collapsing on it. The lane narrowed right where our car port juts out. This chinese kid who could barely speak english hit the corner of the car port roof with a moving truck he had no business driving.

VR6 was a write off obviously. The landlord ended up putting the same roof back up on toothpicks basically. It leaked like a sieve when it rained. None of us parked our cars under it for any length of time after that.