step 1:
go buy a 50-80 case of beer
step 2:
buy 26 of hard alcohol of choice
step 3:
gatorade
step 4:
invite some friends over
step 5:
drink ALL the beer
step 6:
proceed to pee all over the lawn; perimeter, middle, sides, top, bottom, etc
step 7:
pound back that 26 of hard alcohol.
step 8:
?
step 9:
wake up in the morning and chug gatorade to recover from drinking
step 10:
wait till dog owner comes by and start peeing all over the lawn
step 11:
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no more dog poop on lawn.
