[HonestTea]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

if that ferrari chick at my gym wasnt MIA, i would have sent one of ya toys to go entertain her.

But ever since i refused to go to her house and let her feed me, she mucho mad. She also didn't appreciate the white girls at the gym also joining in on stuffing the fat fuck.... or it could be she got deported back to chinar by the secret CCP police for all the money laundering.

Caveat - you probably need to speakaaahhh deee guo yu in order to have a shot at these rich mainlander girls. Also helps to make up that your family is from uhhhh some reputable BIG city and not butt fuck farm ville. Anything that ends with a shan.... probably keep that to yourself. Just tell her you're Singaporean Chinese or something. if you are born here, DONT FUCKING SAY THAT. they think all the CBCs are poor ass retards.

LOL this is so true.