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			01-12-2009, 11:29 PM
			
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	        |      Australia offers 'best job in world' on paradise island with a salary of $105,000         Quote:    
			
				SYDNEY (AFP) – An Australian state is offering internationally what it calls "the best job in the world" -- earning a top salary for lazing around a beautiful tropical island for six months.   
The job pays 150,000 Australian dollars (105,000 US dollars) and includes free airfares from the winner's home country to Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef, Queensland's state government announced on Tuesday.   
In return, the "island caretaker" will be expected to stroll the white sands, snorkel the reef, take care of "a few minor tasks" -- and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates.   
The successful applicant, who will stay rent-free in a three-bedroom beach home complete with plunge pool and golf buggy, must be a good swimmer, excellent communicator and be able to speak and write English.   
"They'll also have to talk to media from time to time about what they're doing so they can't be too shy and they'll have to love the sea, the sun, the outdoors," said acting state Premier Paul Lucas.   
"The fact that they will be paid to explore the islands of the Great Barrier Reef, swim, snorkel and generally live the Queensland lifestyle makes this undoubtedly the best job in the world."   
Lucas said the campaign was part of a drive to protect the state's 18 billion Australian dollar a year tourism industry during the tough economic climate caused by the global financial meltdown.   
"Traditional tourism advertising just doesn't cut it sometimes and we are thinking outside the box by launching this campaign."   
Queensland Tourism Minister Desley Boyle said some people might question whether it was risky to let an unknown person become an unofficial tourism spokesperson for the state.   
"I think the biggest risk will be that the successful candidate won't want to go home at the end of the six months," she said.   
"This is a legitimate job which is open to anyone and everyone."   
Applications are open until February 22. Eleven shortlisted candidates will be flown to Hamilton Island in early May for the final selection process and the six month contract will commence on July 1.   
Job-seekers can apply on:   
Islandreefjob.com
			
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			01-12-2009, 11:35 PM
			
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			#2  |     |      My homepage has been set to RS   
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			bitchin.  i`d do it if I can bring some women.
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			01-13-2009, 12:27 AM
			
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			#3  |     |      Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!  
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			^agreed. or you just invite hot aussies to com ejoin you
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			01-13-2009, 12:38 AM
			
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			so awesome
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			01-13-2009, 01:16 AM
			
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			fuck yea, id do it for a few yrs!
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			01-13-2009, 02:37 AM
			
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			#6  |     |      I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum   
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			fuckin SICK
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			01-13-2009, 02:44 AM
			
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			omg omg omg
		    
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			01-13-2009, 02:45 AM
			
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			#8  |     |      i like gifs   
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			I applied.
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			01-13-2009, 02:49 AM
			
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			#9  |     |      Need my Daily Fix of RS  
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What do you mean 6 months is up?
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			01-13-2009, 02:51 AM
			
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			#10  |     |      DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?   
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			hell, I'll do it for free.
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			01-13-2009, 03:50 AM
			
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			im soo in
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			01-13-2009, 04:02 AM
			
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			australia is really nice ive heard
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			01-13-2009, 04:59 AM
			
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			#13  |     |      Marcosexual Fan Club, CEO   
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			Genius idea.  The free advertising alone on this...
		    
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			01-13-2009, 05:58 AM
			
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			I want iN !
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			01-13-2009, 07:46 AM
			
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			How much you want to bet some hot chick with big tits wins?
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			01-13-2009, 08:52 AM
			
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			105,000 US dollars for 6 months ? I'm in!
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			01-13-2009, 04:35 PM
			
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			im in  !   
women, 420 and some costco super pack of condoms
		    
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			01-14-2009, 12:07 AM
			
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					Originally Posted by  68style     How much you want to bet some hot chick with big tits wins?   |        
Buzz Killington: A guy is most likely going to win. A show/blog about an attractive guy will attract both females and males, because the guy will probably "hang out" with a lot of hot babes with big tits, and the female audience will be interested in the guy. Show about guy = many, many tits. Show about girl = only 1 pair of tits and a bunch of different guys. Despite the fact that women have equal rights and all that feministic crap, guys are still the bread winner in society, so they'll want a role model blogger dude which he can think "that could be me"
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			01-14-2009, 07:49 AM
			
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					Originally Posted by  BNR32_Coupe      
Buzz Killington: A guy is most likely going to win. A show/blog about an attractive guy will attract both females and males, because the guy will probably "hang out" with a lot of hot babes with big tits, and the female audience will be interested in the guy. Show about guy = many, many tits. Show about girl = only 1 pair of tits and a bunch of different guys. Despite the fact that women have equal rights and all that feministic crap, guys are still the bread winner in society, so they'll want a role model blogger dude which he can think "that could be me"    |       you might be right
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			01-18-2009, 05:24 PM
			
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			sounds like mtv
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