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Originally posted by v.b. can we stop, my pussy hurts... Originally posted by asian_XL fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol Originally posted by Fei-Ji haha i can taste the cum in my mouth Originally posted by FastAnna when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad
I banged a Micky of vodka. And got head from Bryan Adams 'summer of 69' Posted via RS Mobile
I was once up at the top of Coquitlam's "street of dreams" like 13 years ago in one of my Mustangs getting a BJ
My CD was playing random, and I was sketchy some some shitty e earlier, and one of the songs had cop sirens at the start. When I was just about to blow, the sirens came on, I freaked, started the car and floored it, she bit down and the rest of the story... going in the next book
Hahaha nice!!! English bay was my first drinking spot too!!!
Was the go to spot hah, there was a liquor store just up the street where you could always get someone to buy for you for 5$ tip.
Tell your parents your going to a buds house to play video games all night...then just get shit faced.
I do remember the first drink...drank 2L of growers stuff...killer hangover the next day.
The week after we all chipped in a couple bucks, bought a bottle of 151 and a bottle of pop. 1 shot of 151 followed by a mouthful of pop. 1 bottle would last 3-4 guys 2 Saturday nights (we were light weights then) Posted via RS Mobile
who the fuck remembers the song that may have been on the first time they drank (i must have been 12 when i first drank - not as a 'bad boy' in europe you're taught to respect alcohol) and had sex (i must have been 12... wait, what?!)
i had nothing else to play and couldn't let the neighbors hear... i remember hearing the mp3 2.5 times in a row before i finished. that was nuts.
__________________ nipples neways...wat is with those fuck'n asians! i mean you would think they've never seen a dentist in their life. are dentists really that rare over there in ricey ricey and? looks like they're star trek ferrengi rejects! fuck'n have broken glass for teeth! goddaymn! and the smell....did a rat crawl in there and shit itself then marinate in its own shit as it decayed?ewwwwwwwwww! i swear...if one of those ferrengi asian girls gave head...when u pull the dick out it looks like it went thru a meat grinder! prolly shaved off a few slices of meat! *shudder* Greebo i t-boned some guy and killed their baby, it was funny silvia i have a couple asian guy friends that do very well with the ladies. but guess what, they go to the gym, they dont have long hair, they dont wear orange pants, and they dont play counterstrike. its not the ethnicity that the girls dont like, its the style and personality. 450HP Supra I am about to use your eye sockets as a shoe rack for my nuts. ...something about chinks, j-bodys, I can't quite remember as I was drunk and looking for a girl to punch in the clit. Think of it as a digital urinal, and you are the mint, except, instead of actually smelling mint, you smell like mothballs, rotten kimchee and virginity. I'm about to start drinking heavily now and you better be gone before I get back or I swear to god I will break the internet over my knee and use the pieces to beat you in the deformed skull with, cock muffler. Iceman-19 If your gf cooks and cleans, good, tell the guy to take a fucking hike. If she doesnt, fuck, that joker can have her. Lifes too short to cook your own meals and do your own laundry, thats what women are for! http://ho316.tumblr.com