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Old 04-03-2014, 12:03 AM   #1
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Old 04-03-2014, 12:20 AM   #2
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sorry i never drank to a song & i have never had sex before
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But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".

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Old 04-03-2014, 12:24 AM   #3
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I banged a Micky of vodka. And got head from Bryan Adams 'summer of 69'
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First time drinking - no song, was like 15 at English bay at midnight 10+ years ago

Sex - wasn't a song, was a tv commercial. The old girls gone wild infomercials that would come on at 2am and just loop themselves for an hour lol
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I was once up at the top of Coquitlam's "street of dreams" like 13 years ago in one of my Mustangs getting a BJ


My CD was playing random, and I was sketchy some some shitty e earlier, and one of the songs had cop sirens at the start. When I was just about to blow, the sirens came on, I freaked, started the car and floored it, she bit down and the rest of the story... going in the next book
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First time drinking - no song, was like 15 at English bay at midnight 10+ years ago

Sex - wasn't a song, was a tv commercial. The old girls gone wild infomercials that would come on at 2am and just loop themselves for an hour lol
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Hahaha nice!!! English bay was my first drinking spot too!!!
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Hahaha nice!!! English bay was my first drinking spot too!!!

Was the go to spot hah, there was a liquor store just up the street where you could always get someone to buy for you for 5$ tip.
Tell your parents your going to a buds house to play video games all night...then just get shit faced.


I do remember the first drink...drank 2L of growers stuff...killer hangover the next day.
The week after we all chipped in a couple bucks, bought a bottle of 151 and a bottle of pop. 1 shot of 151 followed by a mouthful of pop. 1 bottle would last 3-4 guys 2 Saturday nights (we were light weights then)
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Back when I first had sex I didn't play any music cause I didn't want my parents think why would I be playing music when my female friend was over.
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who the fuck remembers the song that may have been on the first time they drank (i must have been 12 when i first drank - not as a 'bad boy' in europe you're taught to respect alcohol) and had sex (i must have been 12... wait, what?!)
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How is anyone my age supposed to remember that? Hell I thought only girls remembered that kinda shit
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How is anyone my age supposed to remember that? Hell I thought only girls remembered that kinda shit
This! I was too busy fuckin' or too drunk to remember(or care).
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Scents and sounds are some of the most strong reminders of events and emotions


Had a bottle broken over my head at some Canada Day fireworks over a decade ago, whenever I hear the sound of a bottle breaking I totally feel stressed


Ex girlfriend used to blow me when her parents were home but she'd put on Aqua's "Barbie Girl" CD on to cover the sound, can't listen to that shit now it reminds me of terrible blowjobs
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Most people can't listen to that because it's shit...
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i had nothing else to play and couldn't let the neighbors hear... i remember hearing the mp3 2.5 times in a row before i finished. that was nuts.
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