Anyone into Haiku?
 

As posted on another thread:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/showt...=&pagenumber=3

How about some TOE Haiku?

Longitudinal
Vagination. Pants part her
Groin fro - Camel toe.

Dromedary tart.
Red velvet hot pants pulled snug.
Hustler with a hoof.

Her sweet cloven crack
drips her Saharan nectar
demanding my wood

Separate, but equal.
Don't need no education.
Just a school girl toe!

What's a camel toe?
A slice of pie on both sides.
Fabric in between.

From the Mountain top
Repel down your velvet walls
Valley of the Toe

Toothless, scheming mouth
chews the thong with moistened gums,
whispers things to come.

My next purchase.
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what's with you and the camel toe :p

Re: Anyone into Haiku?
 

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Nice nice:D

Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

i like limericks better

There once was a man from Pompei
Who fashioned a snatch out of clay
The heat from his prick,
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away!!


There was a young lady named Mandel
Who caused quite a neighborhood scandal
By coming out bare
On the main village square
And massaging herself with a candle.