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Old 01-22-2004, 10:57 PM   #1
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Anyone into Haiku?

As posted on another thread:

How about some TOE Haiku?

Vagination. Pants part her
Groin fro - Camel toe.

Dromedary tart.
Red velvet hot pants pulled snug.
Hustler with a hoof.

Her sweet cloven crack
drips her Saharan nectar
demanding my wood

Separate, but equal.
Don't need no education.
Just a school girl toe!

What's a camel toe?
A slice of pie on both sides.
Fabric in between.

From the Mountain top
Repel down your velvet walls
Valley of the Toe

Toothless, scheming mouth
chews the thong with moistened gums,
whispers things to come.

My next purchase.

Originally posted by v.b.
can we stop, my pussy hurts...
Originally posted by asian_XL
fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
Originally posted by Fei-Ji
haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
Originally posted by FastAnna
when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad


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Old 01-22-2004, 11:14 PM   #2
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what's with you and the camel toe
E46 | Charged

my buyer/seller ratings 6-0-0
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:24 PM   #3
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Re: Anyone into Haiku?

Originally posted by fliptuner

My next purchase.

Nice nice
Originally posted by Ulic Qel-Droma
ill have to agree. .. kinda. sometimes i get a hardon over her, but then i'm like *no i shouldnt.. this is wrong, she's not up to my standards*. but i guess my dick has it's own set of rules.
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:43 AM   #4
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Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense.

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Old 09-19-2009, 01:33 AM   #5
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i like limericks better

There once was a man from Pompei
Who fashioned a snatch out of clay
The heat from his prick,
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away!!

There was a young lady named Mandel
Who caused quite a neighborhood scandal
By coming out bare
On the main village square
And massaging herself with a candle.
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