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Old 04-25-2005, 02:43 PM   #1
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paternity test.. how much does it cost?
Hi, all. does anyone here knows how much does the maternity test cost to see if the baby is mine? My xgf is pregnant, she told me shes 8 months old pregnant last month ago.. while im going out with someone =( My xgf's mom said it would cost 1000 bucks.

Ps: im not 18 years old, 29 that is :P

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Old 04-25-2005, 04:32 PM   #2
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Well you're older then me.. and you should know better.
But.... as a wise man once said

"that shit aint mine"

try saying that.

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one hting. if it's yours, i'm sure she'll be happy enough to get it tested..
get her to take the test and pay for it.....

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okie ur 29 and got a chick pregnant....

1st off i would hit u upside the head..2 words for you trojan durex

why would the baby not be yours?? do the math and calculate :P

unless the reason you broke up with her cause she was cheating on ur it shud be urs yes?
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Hi, all. does anyone here knows how much does the maternity test cost to see if the baby is mine? My xgf is pregnant, she told me shes 8 months old pregnant last month ago.. while im going out with someone =( My xgf's mom said it would cost 1000 bucks.

Ps: im not 18 years old, 29 that is :P

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Old 04-27-2005, 02:59 PM   #8
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they always do tests for free
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It can cost anywhere from $200 to about $650 depending on the doctor, the method, how soon you want to find out etc. etc.
Good Luck with that!!
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Old 04-28-2005, 06:53 AM   #10
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couldn't you only do a paternity test after the baby is born or atleast thats what the boys over at CSI said haha
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jeez.... you're 29, and you haven't thought to call your doctor first??

As if all the 16 yr-olds here on RS would know better than you where to get a paternity test ... sheesh
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drip u're blood in a bowl w/ the baby's.. if they mix well, CONGRATS U'R a DADDY ... if it doesn't mix well.. CONGRATS, another single mother!
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drip u're blood in a bowl w/ the baby's.. if they mix well, CONGRATS U'R a DADDY ... if it doesn't mix well.. CONGRATS, another single mother!
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why would the baby not be yours?? do the math and calculate :P

unless the reason you broke up with her cause she was cheating on ur it shud be urs yes?
no kidding. Were u still with ur Ex 8 months ago and enjoying 'relations' with her? If so, congratulations!!
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Here's some follow-up to this super, old post:
Looks like OP is the father

Also, picked up a hooker

Then got herpes because he didn't use a rubber

It's, simultaneously, funny and pathetic.
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