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ThugLife 04-25-2005 02:43 PM

paternity test.. how much does it cost?
 
Hi, all. does anyone here knows how much does the maternity test cost to see if the baby is mine? My xgf is pregnant, she told me shes 8 months old pregnant last month ago.. while im going out with someone =( My xgf's mom said it would cost 1000 bucks.

Ps: im not 18 years old, 29 that is :P

thanks

The7even 04-25-2005 04:32 PM

Well you're older then me.. and you should know better.
But.... as a wise man once said

"that shit aint mine"

:lol try saying that.

Just jokin

4JaiBao 04-25-2005 05:15 PM

you sure need Jerry Springer:D

6793026 04-26-2005 09:49 AM

one hting. if it's yours, i'm sure she'll be happy enough to get it tested..
get her to take the test and pay for it.....

google is ur best friend, try searching there

::smurfie:: 04-26-2005 10:03 AM

okie ur 29 and got a chick pregnant....

1st off i would hit u upside the head..2 words for you trojan durex

why would the baby not be yours?? do the math and calculate :P

unless the reason you broke up with her cause she was cheating on ur it shud be urs yes?

AudiA4Turbo 04-27-2005 01:05 PM

1 million dollars

Infiniti 04-27-2005 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThugLife
Hi, all. does anyone here knows how much does the maternity test cost to see if the baby is mine? My xgf is pregnant, she told me shes 8 months old pregnant last month ago.. while im going out with someone =( My xgf's mom said it would cost 1000 bucks.

Ps: im not 18 years old, 29 that is :P

thanks


Your new name is " dad "

Truenosan 04-27-2005 02:59 PM

http://www.mauryshow.com/

they always do tests for free

CuteE36Chic 04-27-2005 03:03 PM

It can cost anywhere from $200 to about $650 depending on the doctor, the method, how soon you want to find out etc. etc.
Good Luck with that!!

::smurfie:: 04-28-2005 06:53 AM

couldn't you only do a paternity test after the baby is born or atleast thats what the boys over at CSI said haha

HOTSHOTKEN 04-28-2005 09:57 AM

jeez.... you're 29, and you haven't thought to call your doctor first??

As if all the 16 yr-olds here on RS would know better than you where to get a paternity test ... sheesh

Dr.Bang 04-29-2005 04:09 AM

drip u're blood in a bowl w/ the baby's.. if they mix well, CONGRATS U'R a DADDY ... if it doesn't mix well.. CONGRATS, another single mother!

riced 05-03-2005 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dr.Bang
drip u're blood in a bowl w/ the baby's.. if they mix well, CONGRATS U'R a DADDY ... if it doesn't mix well.. CONGRATS, another single mother!
were u educated by faichild TV?

91LS-VTak 05-03-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ::smurfie::
why would the baby not be yours?? do the math and calculate :P

unless the reason you broke up with her cause she was cheating on ur it shud be urs yes?

no kidding. Were u still with ur Ex 8 months ago and enjoying 'relations' with her? If so, congratulations!!

StampPad 05-12-2005 01:06 PM

Go ask your doctor!!!

GLOW 10-28-2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Truenosan (Post 3461575)
http://www.mauryshow.com/

they always do tests for free

don't forget to practice your victory dance!


illicitstylz 10-28-2010 11:05 PM

holy blast from the past 2005

death_blossom 10-28-2010 11:22 PM


bcrdukes 10-28-2010 11:22 PM

WTF?! You dug a thread up from 5 years ago? :lol

vafanculo 10-28-2010 11:36 PM

So, has your kid started kindergarten yet?
Posted via RS Mobile

twitchyzero 10-28-2010 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vafanculo (Post 7164822)
So, has your kid started kindergarten yet?
Posted via RS Mobile

my thoughts exactly :D

wuuhoo 10-29-2010 12:46 AM

his username + post made me laugh out loud

Presto 11-01-2010 02:52 PM

Here's some follow-up to this super, old post:
Looks like OP is the father

Also, picked up a hooker

Then got herpes because he didn't use a rubber

It's, simultaneously, funny and pathetic.

JesseBlue 11-02-2010 06:54 PM

bwahaha...reading that was worth my 5 minutes...

Jermyzy 11-26-2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseBlue (Post 7170189)
bwahaha...reading that was worth my 5 minutes...

+1 :lol


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