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LowTEC 02-24-2006 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Iceman-19
Im not sure what crankwalk has to do with no accidents.
good catch :lol

Lomac 02-24-2006 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by sky52
actually.....jetta sedan are made in mexico.......only passat, touareg and all model of wagon form are made in germany.
WVW = Germany
1VW = America
3VW = Mexico

Regardless, the car Kumbo was referring to is a German-built vehicle.

RX Titus 02-24-2006 07:36 PM

*edit- deleted*
ops didn't read "USED" car sales... :p

RX Titus 02-24-2006 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by Senna4ever
One Mazda salesman fell asleep during my test drive...
was it John from Morrey Mazda in Northshore? LOL
he was pretty energetic when he was telling me his glory days in amature track racing back east!

Jacka 02-24-2006 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by RKO98
"My name is Triple H, and I am the World Heavyweight Champion."

I'm like, WTF? Someone's been watching too much WWE. Then I head over to another dealer in Richmond Auto Mall.


hahahaha, laughing my head off, great salesman opening - line.

Senna4ever 02-25-2006 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by RX Titus
was it John from Morrey Mazda in Northshore? LOL
he was pretty energetic when he was telling me his glory days in amature track racing back east!

Ahhahaha....how did you know?

...or did you remember I wrote this in a post about 2 years ago?

A 02-25-2006 11:56 AM

I was looking to trade in my Jetta Wolfsburg for a C-class. and a while ago I found one at The Volvo dealership in the Richmond Automall.

So i showed up on a saturday, well groomed as usual, cleaned up my car so I was ready for a trade in that day.

I had to wait a long time until a sales approached me. I asked him if i can take a look at this c-class because I'm looking to trade in my Jetta. He looks around, and said

"sure, where are your parents?"

I was surprised to hear that to say the least, needless to say, I left.

what i should have said was:

"I don't know, where are your parents?"

SE3P-T 02-25-2006 12:11 PM

i heard ONCE in metrotown mazda, i was getting my dad's old mpv service, and i was lookin' at the rx8, and one of the sales man come over and introduce me the rx8 and said "RX8 are DOHC engine with 250hp" and 5speed.

i was........ehhhhhhhhh...then i ask
"can the car faster then s2000?"
he said" can even beat a nsx on corners"

then i just leave... lol

kumbo 02-25-2006 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sky52
actually.....jetta sedan are made in mexico.......only passat, touareg and all model of wagon form are made in germany.

my jetta wagon is made in germany...

kumbo 02-25-2006 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by qbanyau
my turn lmao.

so i went to nissan/infinti in port coquitlam like 3 days ago.
i wanted to see if they could import skyline/240 parts directly from japan.

so the guy comes out and said

sales: "hey my name is XXXXXX, im the sales manager here, nice to meet u"
me: "hi there"
sales: "how can i help u?"
me: "oh i was wondering if u guys could order parts for the r32 skyline directly from japan?"
sales: "u mean the skyline that was made by ford?"
me: "oh ok thanks for ur help"

i jus booked it. wtf man? skyline made by ford? :O





umm ford did make the Skyliner in the 50's, where the entire roof goes into the trunk.


http://www.skyliner59.ca/covt4.jpg

Shelbz 02-25-2006 02:39 PM

Vancouver Motorsports telling me that their cars are mint. and then showing me a pic of the car i was looking at prior to being rebuilt after i called him on it. nice.

and also, 2 honda dealerships told me i wouldn't want an EP3 cuz theyre standard. (because im a girl i guess?)

b4000 02-25-2006 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by kumbo
umm ford did make the Skyliner in the 50's, where the entire roof goes into the trunk.


http://www.skyliner59.ca/covt4.jpg

yeah.. but qbanyau doesn't know that much about cars.

Mrtemp 02-25-2006 03:11 PM

Went to a ford dealership to look at the new mustang. The woman salesperson opens the hood and tells us,

"see all the fluids that are yellow? Those are the ones you have to replace"

"its got fire retardant insulation underneath the hood"

"the hood acts as a crumple zone"

All of those are fine and good, but you're not selling the car's safety features or to a mom who's looking for a mini-van. Crumple zones??? Plu-lease, what new car DOESNT have them. lol.

When i asked her what displacement the engine was (testing her) she had to look at the sticker to tell me it was a 4.6L :p

UltraMax 02-25-2006 03:35 PM

In this day and age of internet, what good are sales ppl?

You can (and should) get all the info on the net before you go to a dealer.

If you don't you are just asking the sales to rip you off.

And if you did why bother "testing" those poor sales :p

b4000 02-25-2006 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by Mrtemp
Went to a ford dealership to look at the new mustang. The woman salesperson opens the hood and tells us,

"see all the fluids that are yellow? Those are the ones you have to replace"

"its got fire retardant insulation underneath the hood"

"the hood acts as a crumple zone"

All of those are fine and good, but you're not selling the car's safety features or to a mom who's looking for a mini-van. Crumple zones??? Plu-lease, what new car DOESNT have them. lol.

When i asked her what displacement the engine was (testing her) she had to look at the sticker to tell me it was a 4.6L :p

Actually, at least she wasn't dumb. She told the truth. Maybe she was a rookie. I don't think this is what this thread is about. If you didn't know anything about cars, then everything that she said is completely valid.

bootymac 02-25-2006 10:02 PM

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DC450 02-25-2006 10:22 PM

I was talking with my buddy the other day and he was saying that him and his girlfriend went down to vancouver to check out this 93 civic, the guy said it was a girls car who had gone travelling and stuff blah blah, so they negotiated a price of $4800, no accidents, well taken care of... So as my buddy goes to get the cash he says ah, whatever the dude sounds pretty trustworthy, but he went to go run the plate or the vin, or whichever it is at icbc... and the car had 12 icbc claims! including, multiple accidents over 2000$ stolen 3 times! and a total rebuild.....

hahah!!

Evan

ashtaron14 02-25-2006 10:32 PM

Went with my friend to Richmond Honda to pre-order a Fit

She pulled up in a rental B-class

Sales: So you drive that Benz?
Friend: No no, it's a rental
Sales: *uneased look* so what do you drive?
Friend: Integra

RC 02-25-2006 10:47 PM

me and my friends walk into mazda in richmond auto mall.

long story short. he was looking to buying a new MPV.

anyway
my friend: can we take a look at the black MPV that is parked to the side?

sales: (in a fob chinese voice) buddy, u sure that is black?

(i look over again to the outside from the showroom)

me: yea looks black to me.

sales: Brothers! u guys need to get ur eyes check. it is green!...(trying to talk like a black guy now)

we:. ooo kkkk anyway can we take a look at it?

sales: the green or the black one?

by than we are like WTF ...

A 02-26-2006 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bootymac
Er... no.
can you elaborate? i'm pretty sure he's right

Lomac 02-26-2006 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A
can you elaborate? i'm pretty sure he's right
Sorry, Bootymac. You're outvoted on this one :D

girlcrazy_420 02-26-2006 09:10 PM

Looking at a 01 Grand AM GT for my cousin awhile back. The salesman said it was "tip top shape" so I do a routine check. I notice that one of the motormounts wasnt bolted onto anything... I than look at the oil and it was somewhat "milky" so hmm... I asked the salesman and he replied with "the headgasket went on a testdrive but its all fixed now" yeah... right. Nice milky oil... I asked about the motor-mount and he said it was how it was supposed to be. So... we went for a test drive and when we used the brakes, the ABS sensor went CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK... the whole car shook with vibrations. He said that was normal for a car of this age :rolleyes:

Benz_05TSX 02-26-2006 10:03 PM

I told my salesman i wantCarbon Grey for my car...he was like, There's Carbon grey for your car?? I didn't know that...looks like you know more than me..

Stang13 02-26-2006 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by Novaesck
When I was looking at '70s Mustang: "This car is not like a Honda...it will get you the pussy."
Haha, I was told the same thing at ocean park ford about an 05. Sold!

ColinK 02-26-2006 11:08 PM

was just looking for the ad, and couldn't find it. But some dealership in van had a subaru legacy gt for sale...apparently this car had 6 cylinders and was fwd...funny...I always thought that car had a 4 cyl boxer engine with awd??

I wanted to call and see if I can get the car cheaper because I'm getting 2 cylinders less than advertised :p


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