the VLS thread about nothing....

[Girl]

Geez why can't you people just ask another question! LOL

Cheesy Story Time with Girl:


The picture was fitting for the story AND oh so very ironic if you knew the real identities of the characters and the story teller.

2 girls in their 20's named Vicky and Cristina went overseas to Europe. On their last night in Barcelona they ended up going clubbing. Both Vicky and Cristina met 2 hot Spanish guys, although I personally find Vicky's Spanish guy to be hotter but I digress. Vicky spent the night dancing away with this Spanish hotness and ends up making out with him on the dancefloor, knowing very well that its vacation time and the boy at home can wait it out. Cristina on the other hand runs off with her Spanish lover where...okay lets just say Cristina looked like she was doing the reverse crap walk on the set of some Spanish Baywatch minus the clothes and he was ontop of her fitting like a jigsaw puzzle. Fastforward 2 minutes 19 seconds later, he had launched his missle. They go hand in hand back to where they had left their things...shit her purse was missing. And she's leaving Spain tomorrow.

Moral of the story kids: Don't lose your purse. =)

My weekend just begun...=)

[unidentified]

Originally Posted by Girl

Geez why can't you people just ask another question! LOL

Cheesy Story Time with Girl:


The picture was fitting for the story AND oh so very ironic if you knew the real identities of the characters and the story teller.

2 girls in their 20's named Vicky and Cristina went overseas to Europe. On their last night in Barcelona they ended up going clubbing. Both Vicky and Cristina met 2 hot Spanish guys, although I personally find Vicky's Spanish guy to be hotter but I digress. Vicky spent the night dancing away with this Spanish hotness and ends up making out with him on the dancefloor, knowing very well that its vacation time and the boy at home can wait it out. Cristina on the other hand runs off with her Spanish lover where...okay lets just say Cristina looked like she was doing the reverse crap walk on the set of some Spanish Baywatch minus the clothes and he was ontop of her fitting like a jigsaw puzzle. Fastforward 2 minutes 19 seconds later, he had launched his missle. They go hand in hand back to where they had left their things...shit her purse was missing. And she's leaving Spain tomorrow.

Moral of the story kids: Don't lose your purse. =)

My weekend just begun...=)

LOL. "Reverse crap walk" 2 min 19 seconds? I thought the bags were unattended for a whole 5 minutes? Poor girl got jipped. And I believe it's "missile" dear.

[!Nhan]

Originally Posted by Inaii

=o !nhan... you don't happen to be working at the PNE do you?

lol no. why do you ask that?

[Inaii]

Cuz thats what time graveyards start at the PNE lol.

[!Nhan]

oh lol no i work at a casino.

i didn't even know they had graveyard at PNE

[Gt-R R34]

Originally Posted by Girl

The life of Girl.

So this morning I woke up to the aftermath of what was suppose to be an innocent dinner with the girls to a splitting headache and when I say splitting, I mean it feels as though the frontal and rear lobes were splitting into a dozen pieces. I realized it was a little after 6am and I had a dozen text messages and voicemail messages on my phone.

My girlfriend M had called me on a Wednesday night to invite me for a get together she was planning on Thursday night. Due to M's job and her personal background, she knows practically everybody in Vancouver, from the Marketing Director of a prominent hotel to the guy who can sell you the best semi-automatics. If you knew M and was on her good books, you'd be going to the city's most buzzing events and abiding all the lineups at any club with VIP as well. I grew up with M and trust me when I say she is one of those girls that EVERYONE would like...even the Pope. It's always a yes with her, even if you call her up at 3am to go to LA for a weekend of shopping, she'd be right on it. She's never studied a day in her life and has come out with honors, she is up-to-date with current events, and has to be one of the most diverse conversationists I know. She can out-eat, out-drink, and out-party any single person. Oh and did I mention she was single, easy on the eyes and drives stick?

Anyways I digress. So when M says Girls Night Out, it really means dinner, wine, lots of alcohol in Yaletown, followed by provocative convos and intrigued men approaching us.

Since dinner was so late notice, it was only M, J, and I doing it and a couple of other girls were showing up a little after. The day had been dreary and miserable, I had locked myself out of the office and work had been just absolutely tedious, so needless to say I was not looking forward to dinner. I wasn't really dressed to impress either, wearing a black Alain Manoukian square top cami with a poppy orange BCBG cardigan and black flowy mid-length pants, and flip-flops. YES I wore flip-flops, lets say I like to rebel against work policy and for some reason they seem to put-up with me. But yes I looked sort of like a librarian, especially when I put my glasses on.

I got to M's house and I really didn't look like I should be going out with them. M had on severe stiletto ankle boots with tight skinny denims and a charcoal motorcycle jacket. J, a sweet gorgeous looking girl was sporting a flowy grey v-neck top that cinched at the waist which hugged her rear seductively, dark grey leggings and boots made of raw leather. Her long hair and kitten bangs gave her this innocent yet sensual look. I'm a girl and I have to admit that my girlfriends are HOT.

Anyways we ended up heading downtown, and like I said before had some Tapas with our alcohol, flirted with the waiter, eavesdropped on the couple next to us and once the alcohol was hitting us, the conversations became more and more....entertaining? Emotions were flying, dirty secrets were revealed and it was your ultimate Gossip Girl moment. Our other girl friends met up with us a little later and all I can say is things just got worse from there on. We avoided death maybe 3 times?

Either way I came home, passed out and this morning recieved over 10 messages from different people because you see these girls, except for M whose single, they all have SO's but that doesn't stop them from finding something better, finding extra curricular activities with other people or an excuse to find some flirting time. So there they were admist our drunkeness, they tried to get me to find them a nice, succesful, good looking guy for part-time for full-time uses. They eventually took my phone and made some calls, even some long distance ones. Now my text message inbox is tainted with naughty exchanges, many "WTF's", "i don't do girls with boyfriends", "Girl is this you?" texts and voicemail messages.

So what was suppose to be a quiet dinner, turned into a High School Musical version of Girls Gone Wild. J was invited to some clubbing event tonight...

Good story to start my weekend debauchery..... M would be a killer person to hang out with from the story (even if your not trying to get into her pants)

[Inaii]

Originally Posted by !nhan

oh lol no i work at a casino.

i didn't even know they had graveyard at PNE

Someone has to watch the mini donuts and beer gardens! =o lol

[Girl]

Originally Posted by unidentified

LOL. "Reverse crap walk" 2 min 19 seconds? I thought the bags were unattended for a whole 5 minutes? Poor girl got jipped. And I believe it's "missile" dear.

Oops that's suppose to be reverse CRAB walk and okay it was 5mins, but they still needed to get dressed and stuff. Yes it's missile. I was trying to finish up so I can leave work and start my weekend. Ass.

Originally Posted by Gt-R R34

Good story to start my weekend debauchery..... M would be a killer person to hang out with from the story (even if your not trying to get into her pants)

I am going away to either HK or Seattle for the last week of August. There should be some interesting stories of debauchery if I go to HK since my gf is finally back there for good.

[unidentified]

Originally Posted by Girl

Oops that's suppose to be reverse CRAB walk and okay it was 5mins, but they still needed to get dressed and stuff. Yes it's missile. I was trying to finish up so I can leave work and start my weekend. Ass.

It would be funny if someone that knew the real Vicky or Cristina who was aware of this story happened to be a RevScene member. I think we'd be in tourble Ah CRAB walk. Haha. I just assumed when you said "crap walk" you were referring to the position of one taking a poo, which would also make sense for this situation I guess. And you're right - I didn't consider the getting dressed part. I guess that would make it less than 5 minutes. Lame. Haha.

[Nikolai]

oh good god. I just want to post a WTB ad for some parts needed for my piggy. I think I only need 22 more posts now.

[ecchiecchi]

^Better not spam :P

[Girl]

To the person below me:

What did YOU do last night? What are you doing now? What will you be doing later?


Usual night. I went to work, then to my Aunt's birthday party until my ex (whose in town) picked me up and we grabbed a drink and drove around the North Shore (where he lived) We joked, chatted for hours and returned to one of my Vancouver homes by hmmm 2am? Another 10 mins before I leave work...doing a quiet night with a group of friends and catching that Tropical Thunder movie? I spent most of my day doing the usual stuff at work and watched the FOX crew setup and film on Georgia with all their NYC cabs parked out at Hotel Vancouver.

[KingDeeCee]

Originally Posted by Girl

To the person below me:

What did YOU do last night? What are you doing now? What will you be doing later?


Usual night. I went to work, then to my Aunt's birthday party until my ex (whose in town) picked me up and we grabbed a drink and drove around the North Shore (where he lived) We joked, chatted for hours and returned to one of my Vancouver homes by hmmm 2am? Another 10 mins before I leave work...doing a quiet night with a group of friends and catching that Tropical Thunder movie? I spent most of my day doing the usual stuff at work and watched the FOX crew setup and film on Georgia with all their NYC cabs parked out at Hotel Vancouver.

Psp for 5 fucking hours
Typing this messagee.
Eating like a beast. I am so hungry.

[ecchiecchi]

^ To the person above me:

What do you think of the person below me?

[KingDeeCee]

Totally awesome. He is the coolest person on the face of the earth.

[sunshine.]

My downstairs is scary.
Almost pissed my pants when I heard something outside until I realized it was the cat.

[Gt-R R34]

the world is gloomy, where's the long summers?

[KingDeeCee]

I love illegally downloading movies.

[ecchiecchi]

hungry. :/

I want some curry rice balls

[!Tigger]

im bored .

[unidentified]

My last day of work. Nothing to do.

[KingDeeCee]

Shit, why isn't Livestock having a Back to School sale? I'm sad.

[hongy]

So I want to go up to a girl and ask if her enchanted area was a forest

[El Bastardo]

[mako]

hmm okay

is this the new PETA poster?