the VLS thread about nothing.... I have a weird obsession with cheese |
i like touching pussy cats *meow* |
I smell a hacked account... |
*sniff*sniff* really where? a trip down memory lane...if ur bored at work... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDVEb6Wu-w |
my username is my password |
i like the smell of my own farts... |
i whacked off to asian XL's thai surprises |
My balls smell like cheese. Perfect for people who have obsessions with cheese. |
the front of my jeans says "pussy cats". |
I once went on a date with a Filipino chick who turned out to be a guy..... ....I put out anyway.... *whew* Feels good to get that off my chest |
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...not if that person likes their cheese melted and devoured while hot. =S ...but i mean if you're into that "messy" business and having no nuts afterwards. <edit> Silva95teg likes to read crap, he says it brings him wisdom and the smell doesn't really get to him. weirdo. |
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it's good to be gay, "not that there's anything wrong with that!" - (high pitched voice) Seinfeld |
I throw dead hookers over my 10th floor balcony. I have two balconies so it keeps the cops confused |
I eat newborns and feed their mothers to my dawgs. I glue their heads to my ceiling. |
Girl is currently.... giving Mananetwork head over the phone while he dozes off. *gurgle*gurgle* Look i'm doing it again! *slurp*slurp* |
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Kool-Aid was invented in Hastings, Nebraska I'm not gay The idea of the donut hole was invented in Rockport, Maine |
First blowjob ever documented was during the British Civil war in 1653 when two guys went down on each other. As the British might call it now, tea and crumpets. |
i like touching girl......s.... |
waiting for the girl that loves cheese and messy business to ........ ( ill leave that for your imagination) |
I play two musical instruments: The rusty trombone The skin flute I'm not very proficient at either. |
CHEESEBOX. |
my foreskin looks like Elizabeth Taylor |
Hens like Roosters Geese like Ganders Everyone else, likes Ned Flanders. |
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