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wolfie 07-09-2008 02:41 PM

yeah i agree... do it before fixing.... chances goes back like a blink of an eye.. u miss it u might never get another chance.... good luck buddie....

stewie 07-09-2008 02:53 PM

dont worry dude...

its how you use it!!!!

turn her on...go down on her...use some random items...grab some ice cubes...get creative...by the time you go at her, she'll most likely be so turned on and in the moment she wont even know..and if she does and bitches...fuck her...stick it in her ass or something!

raygunpk 07-09-2008 03:22 PM

What do you guys mean when you say "it's how you use it"? How many ways are there to stick it in?

Soundy 07-09-2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raygunpk (Post 5936281)
What do you guys mean when you say "it's how you use it"? How many ways are there to stick it in?

You must not have many girlfriends... :IDL

Let's see... different angles of attack... different speeds... going deep, going shallow... mix and match the above...

Get some tips here:
[youtube]cDf2isgNgtI[/youtube]

Soundy 07-09-2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ecchiecchi (Post 5936029)
Now.. the question is.. compared to what? a popsicle or a popsicle stick?

Just hope it doesn't melt when it gets warm...

Or is it more like Smarties... melts in your mouth, not in your hands?

miss_crayon 07-09-2008 03:49 PM

welll now now people, some popsicles are quite thick
like those melona melon bars


regardless, stop overanalyzing and just do it
if you keep on freaking yourself out that you're not big enough then it's gonna show during the sack session. RELAX!

ecchiecchi 07-09-2008 04:27 PM

http://mohamedsalim.files.wordpress....4/DSC01452.JPG

^What she said

Ulic Qel-Droma 07-09-2008 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Bastardo (Post 5935894)
The following is a reply from the Anonymous member

whats good girth, im about a bit thicker then a popsicle
and about 4-5 long depending on how aroused I am, think edison hahah

yeah the phimosis thing is fucked, i went to a doctor younger and she said it would just naturally fix itself, dumb bitch, aparantly 10% of infants are born with it but can be cured right away, but it was relativly new and a lot of doctors didn't know about it so it went unnoticed
circumcision isn't the only option, its actually the last option they have these creams they give out and usually its gone withina few weeks, yeah i think im gonna go get it fuckin fixed before summer ends

why the fuck you go to a female doctor, when the female doctor knows next to nothing about a penis. she doesn't even have one.

doesnt matter how much shit u read in a book man. she doesnt have a dick.

asian_XL 07-09-2008 07:02 PM

^ no ulic, she probably has seen more different dicks than you do....small, big, long, short, infected, STD, herbes, white, black, brown, asian, eskimo, giant balls, single ball, triple balls, no ball, 45deg upward, 45deg downward, knot...etc

BallPeenHammer 07-09-2008 07:30 PM

A man who is adept at his skill can still perform his craft, even when given unideal tools and conditions.

That's what makes them masters.

gl.

Ulic Qel-Droma 07-09-2008 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asian_XL (Post 5936683)
^ no ulic, she probably has seen more different dicks than you do....small, big, long, short, infected, STD, herbes, white, black, brown, asian, eskimo, giant balls, single ball, triple balls, no ball, 45deg upward, 45deg downward, knot...etc

yeah and i've seen more boobs than her, but i don't have boobs to know what it's like.

will a female doctor take into account like what a male is thinking?

a male doc will probably be like *hmm he probably wants better sex too*

guys think on the same radio wave man.

Boostaholic 07-10-2008 12:48 AM

just fuck her with the lights off. this girl i had a one night with would never let me turn the lights on altho I like it with the lights on. maybe she has some imperfection that shes trying to hide, you should try that too haha. she won't even know your foreskin isn't retractible. keep it dark and mysterious.

google 07-10-2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by google (Post 5936115)
this thread is epic lol

imo u shud stick it in her before u get it fixed...u nvr know, something might go wrong during the process and if that happens ull never have the chance :lol

^^what he said

Meowjin 07-10-2008 06:17 PM

i had phimosis and i got cut. If you are going to get cut be prepared for 2 weeks of the worst agonizing pain in the world.

Also my cock grew 2 inches when i got cut. No joke.

Also I don't know how you have sex comfertably with phimosis, which makes me think you are a virgin.

Marco911 07-10-2008 07:19 PM

^^I am sooo glad I got cut when I was an infant.

Aetios 07-10-2008 07:28 PM

Example of Phimosis in the spoiler.


SkunkWorks 07-10-2008 08:25 PM

Ewwwwwwwww.

K-Dub 07-10-2008 08:26 PM

^^ ......so uncalled for. :'(

ecchiecchi 07-10-2008 09:07 PM

my.. fkinnn eyess

Gridlock 07-10-2008 09:30 PM

OK...there is one main option. Cut it. Get it done.

So, with the girl. Given the shit I just saw in google, I would not recommend trying to fuck her.

There are very few girls that are going to be too understanding with a fucked up small dick that hurts when you get your freak on.

So, you could be honest and tell her whats up and that she is going to have to wait, or lie.

I'd choose lie.

Then, once you are healed-go get your game on.

I can imagine you'd be ready to fuck to kill.

miss_crayon 07-10-2008 10:13 PM

consider looking into getting it cut even if you have previously.
science these days are amazing and i'm sure something can be done.

and even if you are to suffer with some pain afterwards..it's only temporary! think about the long term success you'll have!

Meowjin 07-10-2008 10:26 PM

i do not recommend a dorsal slit.

Soundy 07-10-2008 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajinHurricane (Post 5938796)
i do not recommend a dorsal slit.

Voice of experience?

Marco911 07-10-2008 10:54 PM

Dude, at some point you gotta throw in the towel, and do the whole gender-reassignment thing.

Meowjin 07-10-2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajinHurricane (Post 5938796)
i do not recommend a dorsal slit.

essentially the just slit the tip of the foreskin so its easier for the turtle to come out. i originally wanted to get it done becuase my doctor pushes me to get it done, but my uroligist said otherwise. also when you get cut its a live operation. believe me its painful. also because the nature of the operation of how the cut it snd then fold the skin over then pretty much cautirize it to existing foreskin... well just google adult circumscion.


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