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Marco911 07-11-2008 01:48 AM

^^^God damn, there must have been some major shrinkage happening during the operation.

Meowjin 07-11-2008 02:21 AM

Sorry about the bad vocab on that last post. I was on my phone typing it.

Raid3n 07-11-2008 03:24 AM

ok, ya... i'm with marco on this one...

+1 for NeoNatal circumcision...

boibuddha 07-11-2008 11:27 AM

To whoever... DON'T put so much emphasis on the intercourse. I'm asian so I know I won't be the biggest mofo in the world, but I make it up in foreplay.

All that rubbing, touching and kissing will definately get their panties wet with anticipation. If you get them pulling at your pants, they're ready to stuff just about anything in between their legs. (boibuddha goes off into a daydream.................)






(Back to reality...)
Read up on a couple of sensual massage books, learn the sensitive areas of a woman...

Here's a fore-foreplay technique I use which I've had plenty of success with:

I call it the "Cello" technique <<<------WTF?! (you'll see why)

You stand behind her, and you're gonna play her sexy-ass like you're going to play the cello (the big-ass violin). Body contact is a must, be as close to her as much as possible.

- Hold one side of her neck and lightly pull her chin away from your head, allowing more of her neck to be exposed
- Kiss at the base of neck, and work your way up towards the top of the neck (the softer the skin, the more sensitive it'll be)
- Have your other hand hover across her midrift section, with your fingers grazing across the lower part of her stomach.
- (If she responds well...) Take a chance and slip one of your fingertips just beneath her pantline, drag it along the inseam of her pants and slip it back out (Teaser techinique)
- From there, you can go north or south... drag your finger along as if you were following an imaginary path.

NORTH:
- Make a your way up slowly, in between her breasts and brush your palm up against the tip of her breast.
- Circle your finger around the breast towards the side. Now, use you whole hand to push her breast in towards the other. Then, when your hand is completely covering the breast, pull/push it back towards her to show a bit of agression.

OR SOUTH:
- Make your way down along her thigh and and drag your finger along the inside of her thigh
- Go back down the thigh with your finger and now go along the outside of her thigh and around the back.
- Palm that ass and give it a hard squeeze, no need to be gentle. Show her who's in control.

Afterwards, it's all up to you. The NORTH/SOUTH directions can be done in any order.
Also, you should try to keep on working her neck the whole time you're working magic hands.

If you work her entire body, your size will be one of the last things on her mind.

Long post, sorry guys...

Aetios 07-11-2008 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SkunkWorks (Post 5938558)
Ewwwwwwwww.

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Originally Posted by kwazy (Post 5938559)
^^ ......so uncalled for. :'(

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Originally Posted by ecchiecchi (Post 5938642)
my.. fkinnn eyess



Hahaha.. My apologies mates. Wasn't sure how to use the spoiler function. All is well now, cheers.

Soundy 07-12-2008 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by boibuddha (Post 5939553)
Afterwards, it's all up to you. The NORTH/SOUTH directions can be done in any order.

North/south, all I could think of was
[youtube]aD25aAsDqZ8[/youtube]

boibuddha 07-12-2008 01:20 PM

^^ that is a very lovely scene... i'd replace the cookie with my tongue though. She's one of the sexiest and classiest women alive.

K-Dub 07-12-2008 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Soundy (Post 5940815)
North/south, all I could think of was
[youtube]aD25aAsDqZ8[/youtube]

guh. nostalgia. liv is beauuutiful.

CD9A 07-23-2008 06:10 AM

just giver sun

jpoon 07-23-2008 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 3zee (Post 5938486)
Example of Phimosis in the spoiler.


Oh wow,

thanks for that I didnt actually know what Phimosis is, but now I do. :)

minix3 07-23-2008 10:07 PM

It isn't about the size, it is about how you use it.

no_pistons7 07-23-2008 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by stewie (Post 5936240)
dont worry dude...

its how you use it!!!!

turn her on...go down on her...use some random items...grab some ice cubes...get creative...by the time you go at her, she'll most likely be so turned on and in the moment she wont even know..and if she does and bitches...fuck her...stick it in her ass or something!


lol exactly or just stick it in her ass the 1st time and itll seem like its bigger cuz most chicks are in pain wen u do that..sounds like this girl has seen many many dinks if she wants 2 fuk and u two arnt dating and ur in the rush to before u get ur shiz worked out and dont wanna wait 2 weeks so i wuldnt worry to much about it there are many guys with smaller wangs(i think)....u shuld only care if the girl means something to u, if she is just a peice then dont worry wut she thinks or cares just get it done with:thumbsup:

Ulic Qel-Droma 07-23-2008 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by no_pistons7 (Post 5957315)
lol exactly or just stick it in her ass the 1st time and itll seem like its bigger cuz most chicks are in pain wen u do that..sounds like this girl has seen many many dinks if she wants 2 fuk and u two arnt dating and ur in the rush to before u get ur shiz worked out and dont wanna wait 2 weeks so i wuldnt worry to much about it there are many guys with smaller wangs(i think)....u shuld only care if the girl means something to u, if she is just a peice then dont worry wut she thinks or cares just get it done with:thumbsup:


dude learn to use some periods and commas.

Culture_Vulture 07-23-2008 11:51 PM

phimosis and sex
how does that feel?

asian_XL 07-24-2008 03:08 AM

I bet it feels like masturbating with 3 condoms

!Aznboi128 07-24-2008 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Physixx (Post 5957515)
phimosis and sex
how does that feel?

Quote:

Originally Posted by asian_XL (Post 5957725)
I bet it feels like masturbating with 3 condoms



:haha: sorry that was hilarious

but on a serious note who cares just give it a shot if she rejects you for the size the tell her to f* off. like everyone already said its not the size is the way its used

Marco911 07-24-2008 04:20 AM

Anyone that says size doesn't count, is stretching the truth.

Recoil 07-24-2008 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by cakeTech (Post 5935417)
before you guys have sex. masterbate, should help i think

also phimosis, never knew that was a condition.

i'm sure you've seen a doctor but try fixing it. you're old enough now. do something about it

other than that good luck.


not if the girl likes cum! some girls complain they dont get enough cum, so so SAY no pre-masterbating! Girls like baby juice!

Culture_Vulture 07-24-2008 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by aznboi128 (Post 5957736)
:haha: sorry that was hilarious

but on a serious note who cares just give it a shot if she rejects you for the size the tell her to f* off. like everyone already said its not the size is the way its used

that was a serious question >.>

yuusha 07-25-2008 01:45 AM

Well fuck the phimosis, it's been discussed to death. Back to helpful tips.

Girls and guys are similar in that when you start off masturbating you do it slow and finish off really hard. So for foreplay, tease her and start off slow. Think of it like playing a violin, right hand is down workin the goods gently and throwing in a little excitement now and then. Then middle of the way get your fingers in there like a bass guitar, keep the rythm and build up to the grande rock star finale where you're strumming and jamming and plucking like crazy BUT DON'T FUCK UP THE ENDING AND LOSE THE BONUS FOR EVERYBODY you gotta finish carefully and hit the right notes and then you realized your girl was doing the vocals and wailing loud enough to wake the neighbors but it's ok since you guys just got 5 gold star rating on Run To The Hills.

Where was I again?

HonestTea 07-25-2008 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Physixx (Post 5957515)
phimosis and sex
how does that feel?

Quote:

Originally Posted by asian_XL (Post 5957725)
I bet it feels like masturbating with 3 condoms

Quote:

Originally Posted by min.tee (Post 5959313)
Well fuck the phimosis, it's been discussed to death. Back to helpful tips.

Girls and guys are similar in that when you start off masturbating you do it slow and finish off really hard. So for foreplay, tease her and start off slow. Think of it like playing a violin, right hand is down workin the goods gently and throwing in a little excitement now and then. Then middle of the way get your fingers in there like a bass guitar, keep the rythm and build up to the grande rock star finale where you're strumming and jamming and plucking like crazy BUT DON'T FUCK UP THE ENDING AND LOSE THE BONUS FOR EVERYBODY you gotta finish carefully and hit the right notes and then you realized your girl was doing the vocals and wailing loud enough to wake the neighbors but it's ok since you guys just got 5 gold star rating on Run To The Hills.

Where was I again?

:haha::haha: HAHAHAHAHA good shit..

nipples 07-25-2008 02:45 PM

holy crap you're in a tough bind!!

if i were in your situation, it seems like you're fucked if you do and fucked if you dont. i wouldnt wanna have sex with phimosis cause it doesnt look like it'd feel good..and i'd be scared of ripping it...kinda like putting on a turtleneck sweater you shrunk in the wash...pull down too hard and you tear it to shreds!!

then again...the circumcision wouldnt work for me cause the moment the surgeon pulled out a scalpel my dick would probably shrivel up and hide inside my stomach cavity! my balls would probably do the same too

$_$ 07-26-2008 09:43 AM

phimosis is curable dude. its not that hard. sit in your bathtub everynight with warm to hot water and pull on it. because when the skin is relaxed in warm water its actually a lot more strechable. stretch and strech until it actually pulls through. and trust me, it will. you dont need to get cut to fix this, but i'd like to get it done too in the future -.-.

LC21 07-30-2008 08:47 PM

Man up dawg.

underscore 07-30-2008 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by min.tee (Post 5959313)
Well fuck the phimosis, it's been discussed to death. Back to helpful tips.

Girls and guys are similar in that when you start off masturbating you do it slow and finish off really hard. So for foreplay, tease her and start off slow. Think of it like playing a violin, right hand is down workin the goods gently and throwing in a little excitement now and then. Then middle of the way get your fingers in there like a bass guitar, keep the rythm and build up to the grande rock star finale where you're strumming and jamming and plucking like crazy BUT DON'T FUCK UP THE ENDING AND LOSE THE BONUS FOR EVERYBODY you gotta finish carefully and hit the right notes and then you realized your girl was doing the vocals and wailing loud enough to wake the neighbors but it's ok since you guys just got 5 gold star rating on Run To The Hills.

Where was I again?

Epic description man. :thumbsup: to you.


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