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^^^God damn, there must have been some major shrinkage happening during the operation. |
Sorry about the bad vocab on that last post. I was on my phone typing it. |
ok, ya... i'm with marco on this one... +1 for NeoNatal circumcision... |
To whoever... DON'T put so much emphasis on the intercourse. I'm asian so I know I won't be the biggest mofo in the world, but I make it up in foreplay. All that rubbing, touching and kissing will definately get their panties wet with anticipation. If you get them pulling at your pants, they're ready to stuff just about anything in between their legs. (boibuddha goes off into a daydream.................) (Back to reality...) Read up on a couple of sensual massage books, learn the sensitive areas of a woman... Here's a fore-foreplay technique I use which I've had plenty of success with: I call it the "Cello" technique <<<------WTF?! (you'll see why) You stand behind her, and you're gonna play her sexy-ass like you're going to play the cello (the big-ass violin). Body contact is a must, be as close to her as much as possible. - Hold one side of her neck and lightly pull her chin away from your head, allowing more of her neck to be exposed - Kiss at the base of neck, and work your way up towards the top of the neck (the softer the skin, the more sensitive it'll be) - Have your other hand hover across her midrift section, with your fingers grazing across the lower part of her stomach. - (If she responds well...) Take a chance and slip one of your fingertips just beneath her pantline, drag it along the inseam of her pants and slip it back out (Teaser techinique) - From there, you can go north or south... drag your finger along as if you were following an imaginary path. NORTH: - Make a your way up slowly, in between her breasts and brush your palm up against the tip of her breast. - Circle your finger around the breast towards the side. Now, use you whole hand to push her breast in towards the other. Then, when your hand is completely covering the breast, pull/push it back towards her to show a bit of agression. OR SOUTH: - Make your way down along her thigh and and drag your finger along the inside of her thigh - Go back down the thigh with your finger and now go along the outside of her thigh and around the back. - Palm that ass and give it a hard squeeze, no need to be gentle. Show her who's in control. Afterwards, it's all up to you. The NORTH/SOUTH directions can be done in any order. Also, you should try to keep on working her neck the whole time you're working magic hands. If you work her entire body, your size will be one of the last things on her mind. Long post, sorry guys... |
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Hahaha.. My apologies mates. Wasn't sure how to use the spoiler function. All is well now, cheers. |
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^^ that is a very lovely scene... i'd replace the cookie with my tongue though. She's one of the sexiest and classiest women alive. |
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just giver sun |
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thanks for that I didnt actually know what Phimosis is, but now I do. :) |
It isn't about the size, it is about how you use it. |
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lol exactly or just stick it in her ass the 1st time and itll seem like its bigger cuz most chicks are in pain wen u do that..sounds like this girl has seen many many dinks if she wants 2 fuk and u two arnt dating and ur in the rush to before u get ur shiz worked out and dont wanna wait 2 weeks so i wuldnt worry to much about it there are many guys with smaller wangs(i think)....u shuld only care if the girl means something to u, if she is just a peice then dont worry wut she thinks or cares just get it done with:thumbsup: |
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dude learn to use some periods and commas. |
phimosis and sex how does that feel? |
I bet it feels like masturbating with 3 condoms |
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:haha: sorry that was hilarious but on a serious note who cares just give it a shot if she rejects you for the size the tell her to f* off. like everyone already said its not the size is the way its used |
Anyone that says size doesn't count, is stretching the truth. |
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not if the girl likes cum! some girls complain they dont get enough cum, so so SAY no pre-masterbating! Girls like baby juice! |
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Well fuck the phimosis, it's been discussed to death. Back to helpful tips. Girls and guys are similar in that when you start off masturbating you do it slow and finish off really hard. So for foreplay, tease her and start off slow. Think of it like playing a violin, right hand is down workin the goods gently and throwing in a little excitement now and then. Then middle of the way get your fingers in there like a bass guitar, keep the rythm and build up to the grande rock star finale where you're strumming and jamming and plucking like crazy BUT DON'T FUCK UP THE ENDING AND LOSE THE BONUS FOR EVERYBODY you gotta finish carefully and hit the right notes and then you realized your girl was doing the vocals and wailing loud enough to wake the neighbors but it's ok since you guys just got 5 gold star rating on Run To The Hills. Where was I again? |
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holy crap you're in a tough bind!! if i were in your situation, it seems like you're fucked if you do and fucked if you dont. i wouldnt wanna have sex with phimosis cause it doesnt look like it'd feel good..and i'd be scared of ripping it...kinda like putting on a turtleneck sweater you shrunk in the wash...pull down too hard and you tear it to shreds!! then again...the circumcision wouldnt work for me cause the moment the surgeon pulled out a scalpel my dick would probably shrivel up and hide inside my stomach cavity! my balls would probably do the same too |
phimosis is curable dude. its not that hard. sit in your bathtub everynight with warm to hot water and pull on it. because when the skin is relaxed in warm water its actually a lot more strechable. stretch and strech until it actually pulls through. and trust me, it will. you dont need to get cut to fix this, but i'd like to get it done too in the future -.-. |
Man up dawg. |
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