Everytime I go out, you say its fine, everytime I come back, you tell me, its so far, and tell me "if its my friend I wouldn't go out that far to hang with them for 30mins".. Or something like "gas is so expensive".....
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Fuck why must white girls be so intimidating to talk to. Now I regret not asking for her number. FUUUUUUUUU
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Down some drinks and you're good to go

Next time I'll be there and say " hey guys have you met mike?"
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Then I'll add in "he's single" at the end
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dat ass!! must resist urge to keep grabbing it every few minutes!!

You know ur old when all your friends have moved on ......
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My buddy and I were walking back to our cars to pick the rest of the group. We were about to pass a girl talking to her friend on the side of a building.

This is when I overhear her say "I'll do anything when I'm drunk!" almost in a proud tone haha.
I grab my buddy and turn to them and said, "Hey, have you met Jeff?"
To my surprise she responds, "No, I haven't! HI JEFF!"

Maybe I should print an "As seen on TV" shirt and just do stupid shit like this all weekend haha.

<3 for my awesome friends

you know who you are

if i could travel back in time to 3 weeks ago, i wouldnt be in this fucking misery.

I'm not looking to pick up guys :chop:

it was painful seeing you with your new man, but i'm also glad to see that you really didn't set the bar very high.

Every time I think about you or see a picture of you, it makes me want to punch your face in until you're choking on your own blood.

Hm, guess Dale was right. I really am violent in my head.
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You're the best :heartsmile:
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I'll just have to wait and see...

Thx. Nhan helped.



48hr scheduled work weeks + 28hr OT = $$$$$
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I guess this is goodbye... for good. We tried so hard.. I thought there was nothing our relationship could withstand. I was wrong.

Another 32yr old, where do I find these girls? lol
Where are all the young ones hiding?!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Snap!

Always good to see an ex with someone shitty cuz you know they can't find someone better than you ^^

Sure, I'll bring the board games :D

<3 <3 :)
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^see that you do missy! especially since I'll be alone 90% of the weekend from now on -_-

that was meant for Girl not henry...

I'VE COME BACK FOR YOU, GIRL!

i wish i had a time machine to go back to 2yrs ago, so i'd still be with you

FUCK