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08-07-2008, 11:50 PM
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#51 | | "They call me Bowser...RawR!"
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My childhood hero got his wife a can of motor oil for their anniversary... Ooooh Mr. Bundy, over 20 years later, you're still the king.. Motor oil came in cans... anyone remember that? lol
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08-08-2008, 12:40 AM
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#52 | | straight from the fields of squamton
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Originally Posted by !LittleDragon  My childhood hero got his wife a can of motor oil for their anniversary... Ooooh Mr. Bundy, over 20 years later, you're still the king.. Motor oil came in cans... anyone remember that? lol | I don't, however, I was getting my bike from my shed yesterday and found a can of oil. my dad re-arranged the shed and didn't throw it out.
It's over 20 years old....and still in the shed.
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08-08-2008, 01:15 AM
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#53 | | I don't get it
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cockmeat sandwich!! had to add that
but if she's a sporty/active person, besides just dinner do something active, i.e. rollerblade around the seawall, ice-skating, tennis, idk and when u pick her up give her something that relates to it, i.e give her knee pads or a wrist guard if u are going rollerblading, she'll be like wtf! but when u take her to the seawall she'll understand. or if ur going ice skating buy those cheap 1 dollar cotton gloves.
so other suggests for gifts are small random cheap items, the more random the better. i.e. kinder surprise chocolate, you get an awesome toy at the end of it or those little mr and miss books that we ALL read when we were children, personalize it with a note inside
unless ur gf is someone who values material items, personal gifts > expensive gifts
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08-08-2008, 01:36 AM
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#54 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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swarovski is something you give to your gf if your under 18.cheap manmade crystals.
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08-09-2008, 08:14 PM
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#55 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by fetched swarovski is something you give to your gf if your under 18.cheap manmade crystals. | how is it cheap when a 6"x6" swaroski jewlery box costs +600 bux?
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08-10-2008, 12:44 AM
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#56 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Originally Posted by 1990TSI then be like "bitch, you said you wanted one" then leave.
call her a few hours later asking for your crowbar back, and when you go to pick it up, have your car full of super hot girls.
on second thought, that may be an expensive trip to the bodyshop, but if you could get it on video, someone would pay enough for it on the internet that you'd be laughing, with 3 other hot bitches. | Spoken like a true love guru!
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08-10-2008, 06:10 AM
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#57 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Originally Posted by Supafly how is it cheap when a 6"x6" swaroski jewlery box costs +600 bux? | because its so played out? where can you buy a necklace that costs only 100ish and breaks in a year? its more like gap of jewelery. Get Tiffany Co. it's more exclusive and doesn't break the bank if you get her a sterling silver bracelet.
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08-11-2008, 01:11 AM
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#58 | | I STILL don't get it
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good sex sounds like an excellent idea. nothing beats good sex
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08-12-2008, 04:10 AM
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#59 | | I don't get it
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No no, what if you spend $150 on her and she buys you like a $50 worth of stuffed animals with some lame card full of 'tender loving care'? Despite all the love, I would feel screwed over.
You should prepare a shit gift and an awesome gift. Well not shit, but a mediocre nice good gift but not out of this world good. Might want to assess her as a gf and perhaps see what she gives you. This is a equal partnership, no?
If she gives you a card, then shell out the shit gift. If she gives you something that makes you super happy, then shell out the awesome gift. If not, you can always give the awesome gift away in the future to someone deserving its awesomeness.
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08-12-2008, 07:56 AM
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#60 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Wow .
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08-12-2008, 07:59 AM
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#61 | | Limited to Fight Club
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Originally Posted by fetched because its so played out? where can you buy a necklace that costs only 100ish and breaks in a year? its more like gap of jewelery. Get Tiffany Co. it's more exclusive and doesn't break the bank if you get her a sterling silver bracelet. |
Played out?
Like every girl out there gets a $600 crystal box?
Idiot.
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08-12-2008, 08:00 AM
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#62 | | Limited to Fight Club
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I suppose a dozen red roses is ALSO "played out". Same thing with wedding cake. Or a wedding. PLAYED OUT. Fuck, pussy is played out, I'm going to start fucking women right in their eye socket.
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08-12-2008, 08:13 AM
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#63 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 I suppose a dozen red roses is ALSO "played out". Same thing with wedding cake. Or a wedding. PLAYED OUT. Fuck, pussy is played out, I'm going to start fucking women right in their eye socket. | LOL for a sec there i thought u were gonna say...fuck, fucking pussy is played out. so im gonna start fucking men now 
scared me for a sec
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08-12-2008, 08:45 AM
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#64 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 I'm going to start fucking women right in their eye socket. |  .
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08-12-2008, 03:51 PM
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#65 | | MiX iT Up!
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^ that deserves to be sig'ed ... but i cant decide which is better .....
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11-26-2008, 09:36 PM
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#66 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by butter_sashimi No no, what if you spend $150 on her and she buys you like a $50 worth of stuffed animals with some lame card full of 'tender loving care'? Despite all the love, I would feel screwed over.
You should prepare a shit gift and an awesome gift. Well not shit, but a mediocre nice good gift but not out of this world good. Might want to assess her as a gf and perhaps see what she gives you. This is a equal partnership, no?
If she gives you a card, then shell out the shit gift. If she gives you something that makes you super happy, then shell out the awesome gift. If not, you can always give the awesome gift away in the future to someone deserving its awesomeness. | ROFLMAO.
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11-26-2008, 10:17 PM
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#67 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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giv her ur dick in a box
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11-26-2008, 10:29 PM
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#68 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by Ch28 She knows I love watching "24" so another time she got me this huge ass Jack Bauer poster that you see inside movie theatres imported from the UK. It could have been $5 or $500 but I don't care because for these kinds of occasions it's the thought that counts. | Is there a picture of said poster?
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11-27-2008, 12:00 PM
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#69 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by ZhangFei why is it on days such as anniversaries or valentine's day, men fork out dough?
My relationships haven't made it past valentine's day so i don't know. do women fork out dough for their men too? | dude, that's what march 14 is for, STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY
can't wait till next year | |
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11-27-2008, 12:08 PM
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#70 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Sex swing.
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11-27-2008, 12:14 PM
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#71 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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RS is really the shittiest place to ask something like this lol
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11-27-2008, 12:22 PM
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#72 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Illuminate RS is really the shittiest place to ask something like this lol |  | |
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11-27-2008, 02:17 PM
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#73 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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I thought the OP has gotten his GF a gift already cause it has been 3 months LOL...damn old post
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11-27-2008, 02:22 PM
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#74 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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i think a nice dinner out and maybe some of her favorite candies or chocolate? like someone else said before, go home after and have some candles and massage oil waiting  | |
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11-27-2008, 02:57 PM
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#75 | | mooman hasaset, the man, the legend
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I got my gf ITB's for our 2yr and I got brownie points x 5million 
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