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10-23-2008, 09:15 AM
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#1 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Stole this from the Okanagan forum. Thought it was hilarious... 
"Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The SOB had all dimes!'
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed"
Last edited by hotjoint; 10-23-2008 at 09:37 AM.
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10-23-2008, 09:30 AM
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#2 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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hahahhaaha awesome
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10-23-2008, 09:32 AM
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#3 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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hahaha that is funny!
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10-23-2008, 09:39 AM
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#4 | | 無敵
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hahaha nice!
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10-23-2008, 09:54 AM
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#5 | | GO FLAMES GO
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lol...sweet
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10-23-2008, 10:02 AM
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#6 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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HAHAHHA Total GENIUS! very very smart!
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10-23-2008, 10:28 AM
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#7 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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haha that was awesome | |
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10-23-2008, 10:44 AM
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#8 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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LOLOLOL awesome
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10-23-2008, 10:49 AM
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#9 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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hahahah awesome
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10-23-2008, 11:04 AM
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#10 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast.
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10-23-2008, 11:12 AM
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#11 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Too smart.
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10-23-2008, 12:04 PM
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#12 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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really smart...
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10-23-2008, 12:12 PM
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#13 | | Director of RS Cares
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HAHAHAH! this harsh put a smile to my face
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10-23-2008, 12:13 PM
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#14 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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hahahaha..... this is going into my books... | |
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10-23-2008, 12:39 PM
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#15 | | Banned By Establishment
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I would've came in like a minute and a half
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10-23-2008, 12:49 PM
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#16 | | Banned (ABWS)
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hahaha not bad
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10-23-2008, 01:12 PM
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#17 | | easy e
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lmao, that's fricken hilarious. Changes comes handy!
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10-23-2008, 01:22 PM
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#18 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by s13_coupe  I would've came in like a minute and a half | lmfao lmfao
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10-23-2008, 04:12 PM
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#19 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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HAHA pwnd  | |
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10-23-2008, 06:06 PM
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#20 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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oh shit.
gotta use this sometime
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10-23-2008, 06:21 PM
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#21 | | In RS I Trust
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should of been pennys
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10-23-2008, 09:49 PM
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#22 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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10-23-2008, 09:59 PM
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#23 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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Nice, I liked that I didn't see it cumming... Good Joke.
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10-23-2008, 10:26 PM
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#24 | | All Day, Err Day Mod
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HAHAH that was prime.. made my day 
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10-23-2008, 10:56 PM
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#25 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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LOL
nice  s
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