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Old 12-04-2008, 04:38 PM   #1
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Best job ever?

Makoto Rakuen, 46, king of japanese AV porn.
In the past 21 years, he starred in over 5,300 AV movies. He had sex with more than 5,000 girls.

pull out your calculator, he gets paid $4000 to fuck 5 new girls everyweek...




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Old 12-04-2008, 04:47 PM   #2
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Old 12-04-2008, 04:54 PM   #3
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hows that a good job? sex would be no fun and he wouldn't be able to get it up I'm sure.
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Old 12-04-2008, 05:24 PM   #4
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whats "AV porn" ?

fuck i should go to some asian country and become a porn star, make fat dough, fuck chicks, and no one would see my pornos back here
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Old 12-04-2008, 05:33 PM   #5
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Old 12-04-2008, 05:55 PM   #6
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whats "AV porn" ?

fuck i should go to some asian country and become a porn star, make fat dough, fuck chicks, and no one would see my pornos back here
www.yourgf1.com

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Old 12-04-2008, 06:31 PM   #7
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girls like experienced guy > 3 seconds man
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Old 12-04-2008, 06:50 PM   #8
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How many STDs has he got?

It looks like that the term "AV" isn't all inbedded into North Americans' mind.

I remembered my teacher saying some terms with initials "AV" , he didn't know what we were sorta gossiping
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How many STDs has he got?

It looks like that the term "AV" isn't all inbedded into North Americans' mind.

I remembered my teacher saying some terms with initials "AV" , he didn't know what we were sorta gossiping
AV is most often used as an abbreviation for Audio/Visual
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Old 12-04-2008, 07:17 PM   #11
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5000 girls,
I'll bet over half of them have some kind of STDs
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Old 12-04-2008, 08:56 PM   #12
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Old 12-04-2008, 09:05 PM   #13
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5000 girls,
I'll bet over half of them have some kind of STDs
I would rather die at 50 from super crazy STD if I can fuck 5000 girls in my life..
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Old 12-04-2008, 09:31 PM   #14
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It doesnt take 5000 times to become experienced. If a guy hasnt learned his way around a vagina by his 10th time getting laid then he needs to pay more attention
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Old 12-04-2008, 09:38 PM   #15
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What you guys need to realize is that in this case...

It is QUALITY over QUANTITY

I would much rather have someone beautiful once than 5000 ugly people.
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Old 12-04-2008, 09:40 PM   #17
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Old 12-04-2008, 09:56 PM   #18
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You only need one real woman to make you happy. 5,000 sluts won't make up for anything.
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Old 12-04-2008, 10:22 PM   #19
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What you guys need to realize is that in this case...

It is QUALITY over QUANTITY

I would much rather have someone beautiful once than 5000 ugly people.
you getta read up how they select a girl from a long list of applicants to
become a porn star. This guy has both quality and quantity chicks to fuck.

I wouldn't mind fucking Sora Aoi once in my life even my dick falls off afterward
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Old 12-04-2008, 10:28 PM   #20
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I'll to him when he does over 9000.
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Old 12-04-2008, 10:28 PM   #21
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Old 12-04-2008, 10:42 PM   #22
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i always thought that av stood for adult videos =/ but then again i never checked up on it.
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Old 12-04-2008, 10:53 PM   #23
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The math doesn't add up. He was in 5300 movies yet had sex with 5000 girls. Does that mean he stood in front of the camera and jerked off in 300 of those movies?
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Old 12-04-2008, 10:55 PM   #24
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prob had sex with the same girl twice, just like u see other chicks in porn on diff sites
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He looks like a pimp. Ballin.
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