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12-04-2008, 04:38 PM
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#1 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Makoto Rakuen, 46, king of japanese AV porn.
In the past 21 years, he starred in over 5,300 AV movies. He had sex with more than 5,000 girls.
pull out your calculator, he gets paid $4000 to fuck 5 new girls everyweek... |
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12-04-2008, 04:47 PM
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#2 | Banned (ABWS)
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sucks to be the girls fucking him
old saggy balls
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12-04-2008, 04:54 PM
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#3 | In RS I Trust
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hows that a good job? sex would be no fun and he wouldn't be able to get it up I'm sure.
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12-04-2008, 05:24 PM
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#4 | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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whats "AV porn" ?
fuck i should go to some asian country and become a porn star, make fat dough, fuck chicks, and no one would see my pornos back here
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12-04-2008, 05:33 PM
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#5 | VAC Head Rotang Mod
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^thats what you think.
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12-04-2008, 05:55 PM
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#6 | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Originally Posted by Hondaracer whats "AV porn" ?
fuck i should go to some asian country and become a porn star, make fat dough, fuck chicks, and no one would see my pornos back here | www.yourgf1.com
av porn
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12-04-2008, 06:31 PM
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#7 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by trdees sucks to be the girls fucking him
old saggy balls | girls like experienced guy > 3 seconds man
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12-04-2008, 06:50 PM
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#8 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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How many STDs has he got?
It looks like that the term "AV" isn't all inbedded into North Americans' mind.
I remembered my teacher saying some terms with initials "AV" , he didn't know what we were sorta gossiping
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12-04-2008, 06:52 PM
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#9 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by ShanghaiKid | bookmarked
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12-04-2008, 06:57 PM
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#10 | VAC Head Rotang Mod
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Originally Posted by cococly ^
How many STDs has he got?
It looks like that the term "AV" isn't all inbedded into North Americans' mind.
I remembered my teacher saying some terms with initials "AV" , he didn't know what we were sorta gossiping | AV is most often used as an abbreviation for Audio/Visual
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12-04-2008, 07:17 PM
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#11 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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5000 girls,
I'll bet over half of them have some kind of STDs
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12-04-2008, 08:56 PM
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#12 | Director of RS Cares
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5000!
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12-04-2008, 09:05 PM
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#13 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by Physixx 5000 girls,
I'll bet over half of them have some kind of STDs | I would rather die at 50 from super crazy STD if I can fuck 5000 girls in my life..
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12-04-2008, 09:31 PM
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#14 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by asian_XL girls like experienced guy > 3 seconds man | It doesnt take 5000 times to become experienced. If a guy hasnt learned his way around a vagina by his 10th time getting laid then he needs to pay more attention
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12-04-2008, 09:38 PM
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I to him...
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12-04-2008, 09:40 PM
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What you guys need to realize is that in this case...
It is QUALITY over QUANTITY
I would much rather have someone beautiful once than 5000 ugly people.
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12-04-2008, 09:40 PM
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#17 | Say! Say! Say!
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To add on top, AV is Alain Vigneault!
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12-04-2008, 09:56 PM
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#18 | The sound of inevitability
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You only need one real woman to make you happy. 5,000 sluts won't make up for anything.
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12-04-2008, 10:22 PM
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#19 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by CRS What you guys need to realize is that in this case...
It is QUALITY over QUANTITY
I would much rather have someone beautiful once than 5000 ugly people. | you getta read up how they select a girl from a long list of applicants to
become a porn star. This guy has both quality and quantity chicks to fuck.
I wouldn't mind fucking Sora Aoi once in my life even my dick falls off afterward |
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12-04-2008, 10:28 PM
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#20 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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I'll to him when he does over 9000.
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12-04-2008, 10:28 PM
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#21 | Judge Me By My Size Do You?
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Originally Posted by The7even You only need one real woman to make you happy. 5,000 sluts won't make up for anything. | QFT. new sig.
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12-04-2008, 10:42 PM
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#22 | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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i always thought that av stood for adult videos =/ but then again i never checked up on it.
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12-04-2008, 10:53 PM
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#23 | Not a mod
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The math doesn't add up. He was in 5300 movies yet had sex with 5000 girls. Does that mean he stood in front of the camera and jerked off in 300 of those movies?
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12-04-2008, 10:55 PM
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prob had sex with the same girl twice, just like u see other chicks in porn on diff sites
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12-04-2008, 11:05 PM
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He looks like a pimp. Ballin.
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