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Old 12-04-2008, 11:45 PM   #26
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The math doesn't add up. He was in 5300 movies yet had sex with 5000 girls. Does that mean he stood in front of the camera and jerked off in 300 of those movies?
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Old 12-04-2008, 11:52 PM   #27
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Old 12-04-2008, 11:59 PM   #28
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The math doesn't add up. He was in 5300 movies yet had sex with 5000 girls. Does that mean he stood in front of the camera and jerked off in 300 of those movies?
Maybe he did 300 of them more than once?
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Old 12-05-2008, 12:02 AM   #29
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Old 12-05-2008, 12:45 AM   #30
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You only need one real woman to make you happy. 5,000 sluts won't make up for anything.
how is this even sig quality?
who said anything about them satisfying him beyond sex? sorry id rather fuck a girl who can work her shit and get down right grimey than some "nice" girl

and hes hittin 5000 of them... yes im sure all 5000 are butt ugly and non of them are quality

like asian xl said, he has both. quality and quantity, this guy is living every mans dream!!! and getting paid phat $$ to do so!!
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Old 12-05-2008, 01:10 AM   #31
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Old 12-05-2008, 01:14 AM   #32
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yo rather be north american/european male porn star

much hotter females.
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Old 12-05-2008, 01:50 AM   #33
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hes probably deaf.
I cant stand watching those AV porns all I hear are f1 cars going
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:05 AM   #35
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You only need one real woman to make you happy. 5,000 sluts won't make up for anything.
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QFT. new sig.
The problem is that if you are only ever with 1 chick how do you really know what makes you happy?
I'm not saying it takes 5000 but IMO you sorta gotta be with a couple of chicks before you really know what you like and what you dont like.
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Old 12-05-2008, 08:43 PM   #39
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hes probably deaf.
I cant stand watching those AV porns all I hear are f1 cars going
bwahahahaha, someone cue the F1 car JAV clip!
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you getta read up how they select a girl from a long list of applicants to
become a porn star. This guy has both quality and quantity chicks to fuck.

I wouldn't mind fucking Sora Aoi once in my life even my dick falls off afterward
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