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Old 12-28-2008, 12:37 AM   #1
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another craigslist ad

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/sub/970622161.html

i had a good laugh.
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Old 12-28-2008, 12:59 AM   #2
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He "sounds" like a nice guy....haha
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:08 AM   #3
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you laugh, you have no idea how many people are desperate enough to think about that offer.
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:09 AM   #4
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:21 AM   #5
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you laugh, you have no idea how many people are desperate enough to think about that offer.
lol yeah that's true.
but the ad itself wasn't that funny..
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:33 AM   #6
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"my kids would not know we are dating"
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:42 AM   #7
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let me clarify, the ad itself is not that funny, but what made me laugh is how this guy has the balls to make such an ad. but, if he does get the 'beautiful young woman' who's willing to exchange companionship for rent, then i guess he does get the last laugh, but i have my doubts.
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:44 AM   #8
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:47 AM   #9
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he denied my offer
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:57 AM   #10
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Old 12-28-2008, 02:31 AM   #11
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he denied my offer
well, maybe if you didn't throw yourself at him like a cheap whore
and you shoulda wore the blue dress. i told you it really brings out your eyes
and now guess who's gonna be spending another cold winters month rifling through garbage cans
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Old 12-28-2008, 02:44 AM   #12
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Old 12-28-2008, 07:18 AM   #13
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If he's willing to lie to his own kids, the roommate is doomed from the start.
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Old 12-28-2008, 08:23 PM   #14
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Old 12-28-2008, 08:26 PM   #15
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he denied my offer
He's worried you might take his kids to Captain happy bubble on tuesday.
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Old 12-28-2008, 08:26 PM   #16
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Old 12-28-2008, 08:37 PM   #17
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"I am a busy executive".... hmmm wonder what he does
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:12 PM   #18
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I wonder if this guy has a 911 C4S and goes by the name of Marco :P
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:38 PM   #19
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i have a feeling he may get uhh robbed..
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Old 12-29-2008, 02:44 PM   #20
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Old 12-29-2008, 03:47 PM   #21
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That made me crack.
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Old 12-29-2008, 10:34 PM   #22
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LMFAO!.. our kids don't know that we're dating.. hahahah
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:44 AM   #24
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