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Tegra_Devil 12-28-2008 01:06 PM

Sperm banks in vancouver?
 
is there really a sperm bank in vancouver...and do you get paid well for your jizzum?

diesel_test 12-28-2008 01:10 PM

you can be a dad for free.

Ivan Petrovich 12-28-2008 01:16 PM

hahaha

jimzilla 12-28-2008 01:47 PM

maybe he's just thirsty

crx420 12-28-2008 02:51 PM

id donate some of my knuckle children if there was a place locally

it would be even better if they paid you, or let you keep the porn!

Chestnut 12-28-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tegra_devil (Post 6195095)
is there really a sperm bank in vancouver...and do you get paid well for your jizzum?


^ someone has been watching Manswers on Spike

skyxx 12-28-2008 03:15 PM

lol... that episode was awesome lol...

Psykopathik 12-28-2008 04:16 PM

theres a goldmine in my wastepaper basket. yours free

hotjoint 12-28-2008 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoZ2325 (Post 6195249)
^ someone has been watching Manswers on Spike

haha I watched that a few days ago and they showed how much you could actually make, its pretty good money!

Give sperm + donate blood = ballin :thumbsup: :haha:

Leopold Stotch 12-28-2008 08:30 PM

In Canada, when you donate blood you DONATE IT, which mean it's voluntary.

i've never heard of any sperm banks in Canada, but i'm sure you'd need a background check of some sort lol. and a few blood/drug tests

Euro7r 12-28-2008 08:54 PM

Damn, I'd rather jizz everywhere than donate hahah. Seems more exciting that way hahah LOL.

shenmecar 12-28-2008 09:06 PM

^

:thumbsup:

Tegra_Devil 12-28-2008 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoZ2325 (Post 6195249)
^ someone has been watching Manswers on Spike

amen

Raid3n 12-28-2008 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tegra_devil (Post 6195867)
semen

fixt


ya... in canada you don't get paid to donate blood, or i'd be ballin' right now haha

danned 12-28-2008 10:04 PM

holy, go to private hospital?

mickz 12-28-2008 10:25 PM

You guys do realize it's a good thing we don't get paid to donate blood right? If it ever comes to the point where we need blood we don't have to pay for it. It's not like the States where they'll pay you to donate but hike up the price when you need it. If you can't afford it, you're SOL.

InvisibleSoul 12-28-2008 11:18 PM

You want to be making money hand over fist?

b-dub 12-28-2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diesel_test (Post 6195101)
you can be a dad for free.

You can slowly pay off your casino debt from sperm banks! :p

Hot Karl 12-29-2008 01:11 AM

he gave me all the semen i wanted. i just had to close my eyes and suck it through a hose.

misteranswer 12-29-2008 01:39 AM

It's illegal to pay for sperm in Canada.

LoWeR-CaSe-VoWeLS 12-29-2008 02:09 AM

<guido>

you want a sperm bank? i'll give you a sperm bank bro

no homo

</guido>

Soundy 12-29-2008 06:34 AM

Walk into the sperm bank and say, "I'd like to make a withdrawal..."

hotjoint 12-29-2008 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soundy (Post 6196410)
Walk into the sperm bank and say, "I'd like to make a withdrawal..."

haha :haha:

Nintensity 12-29-2008 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soundy (Post 6196410)
Walk into the sperm bank and say, "I'd like to make a withdrawal..."

LOL

anti-vip 12-29-2008 01:30 PM

and a lesbian couple come in and say" we would like to deposit"


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