Just when you thought things couldn't get more twisted/weird
 

Ex-girlfriend I broke up with 4 years ago starts talking to me again a few weeks ago, poked her a few times after we broke up, went through rough patches, talked on and off whatever.

A few weeks ago she starts seeking me out, asking me out to watch movies and whatever, but flat out says no sex, okay whatever, don't care.

Now she's buying me Christmas gifts and shit.

Mixed signals.. and girls wonder why guys like me prefer being single :rolleyes:

she's buying you x'mas gifts...like after x'mas?! dude, she's twisted..lol run!

she wants the sex. she doesnt want to say it first though.

^^
LOL yea she's setting a trap. She wants it but just ain't playing that game, she wants you to make the move and do the nasty then its all on you.

She was in the Dominican for Christmas and bought me a bunch of while she was there.

She was going to drop it off on my front door steps yesterday, but didn't because she said it was an excuse to hang out today.

She wants attention. Either she just got rejected....or some that was interested in her is not interested anymore...

Anyhow....going back to someone that used to have interest in her seemed like a good idea to her.

Don't be used.

I'm dating someone else, I mentioned that to her a few weeks ago, that's when she changed as well :haha:

I also stopped paying for her shit a while ago, she isn't getting anything from me.

^I wouldn't go out with her if you're dating someone else, treading dangerous waters

Don't give a shit, life's to short to miss out on opportunities, especially when the girl I'm dating now is leaving the country in 3 months.

i have a feeling some additional drama threads are about to be created soon.

she's suffering from 'you don't know what you got till it's gone' syndrome
she's probably lonely and needs good company (you)

and i wouldn't rule out the fact that she might have been rejected recently, because it probably did happen. and who better to contact after feeling hurt than someone who once treated her super well and loved her? you.

whatever man, you got someone else in your life anyways. just because she's leaving in 3 months doesn't mean she doesn't deserve 100% of your time right now. long distance is hard, but who knows it might end up working? and if it doesn't, at least you gave it your best shot without having your ex on the side trying to win you over.

Its called being lonely. Got caught by the Christmas season.

a true man

if you don't give a shit about her, whip out your cock quickly and ask her to something about it.

you only still hang out with her cuz you enjoy her company, so i don't know why you're complaining.

you're too scared to ask her straight up about what her intentions are, cuz it might scare her away and you will lose her company.

lol just keep playing her game and see if you can get in her pants, who knows maybe your paths will cross again, or already have.

Take her gifts and walk away. Free stuff mang! :) And no, you don't hafta do jack in return; after all, she offered.

Sounds like drama. Drama bad. Take the gifts and run.

think you could squeeze a new watch out of her for me before you cut her loose?

Show her your LongDongSilver and give her a dick in a box in exchange for the gifts :D

I wonder how people do that... an erected dick will only last so long.

mind over matter.

please dont tell me your ex's name starts with M and ends with A.

or she will be my co-worker's daughter

i'm trying to think of female names that starts with an M and ends with an A.

mara
martha
mariella
madona

maria
martina
monica
marcella