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01-06-2009, 11:38 AM
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#1 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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| What the HELL is wrong with people on Craigslist?!
I'm trying to sell a Raptors jersey on Craigslist, and this is a response I get : Quote:
Im interested in the Bosh swingman jersey, and I do have a few questions. Could you possibly send me a few pics of you wearing the jersey, preferably only the jersey. And also maybe take a few video's of you undressing and putting the jersey on as well as off? Thank you for your time sir.
Regards,
Seymour
| WTF.
PS: I'm pretty sure it's someone just messing around (please let it be that.)
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DETECTIVE #2: "Jelly."
THE ROCK: "Oh, you like jelly. Well, jelly's a good one. The Rock says this; write this down. When you leave here, go down to Dunkin Donuts, get the biggest jelly donut you can find!"
(crowd pops louder)
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THE ROCK: "Write it down. Hold that jelly donut up, SQUEEZE all the jelly out, squeeze all the-- write it down; you like writing things down-- squeeze all the jelly out, and then-- write this down, you don't want to forget this-- TURN that sumbitch sideways, and stick it STRAIGHT UP your CANDY ASS!"
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01-06-2009, 11:39 AM
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#2 | | How I Mod your mother
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LOL, yeah definitely someone messing around
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01-06-2009, 11:41 AM
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#3 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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LOL, I so do that to my friends if I see them selling anything. Probably someone you know.
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01-06-2009, 11:45 AM
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#4 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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|  thats hilarious
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01-06-2009, 11:50 AM
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#5 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Rofl
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01-06-2009, 11:59 AM
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#6 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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You should reply, "but u gotta pay extra"
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01-06-2009, 12:08 PM
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#7 | | Banned (ABWS)
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awesome!
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01-06-2009, 12:08 PM
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#8 | | straight from the fields of squamton
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just rickroll him and send straight porn, he obviously won't like that much
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01-06-2009, 12:11 PM
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#9 | | How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by 3xta  You should reply, "but u gotta pay extra" | Quote:
Originally Posted by 1990TSI just rickroll him and send straight porn, he obviously won't like that much | These are awesome ideas, make him send you money via paypal or something first, THEN send him some gay porn
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01-06-2009, 12:28 PM
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#10 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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I'd like to see that too  | |
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01-06-2009, 12:29 PM
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#11 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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coworker is looking at me like I'm a freak cause I'm laughing so hard from reading this  | |
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01-06-2009, 12:30 PM
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#12 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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20bux for 1 minute of footage.
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01-06-2009, 12:46 PM
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#13 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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You should reply and say you'll do it in person if he buys.
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01-06-2009, 01:22 PM
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#14 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Is his last name Butts?
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01-06-2009, 01:26 PM
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#15 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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AHHAHAHA So awesome.
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01-06-2009, 01:45 PM
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#16 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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did you do it?
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01-06-2009, 02:09 PM
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#17 | | misfortune cookie (V)
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LOL! some epic responses.
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01-06-2009, 02:12 PM
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#18 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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01-06-2009, 02:16 PM
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#19 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Haha
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01-06-2009, 02:18 PM
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#20 | | It's like going crazy when you're already nuts
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Originally Posted by Gumby Is his last name Butts? | | |
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01-06-2009, 04:33 PM
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#21 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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lol @ request for a video ahhaha
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01-06-2009, 04:42 PM
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#22 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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I'm trying to sell a $500 bottle of Hennessy Paradis on CL and some dude wants to trade me for Hugo Boss and Mont Blanc bags! lol made in china
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01-06-2009, 04:57 PM
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#23 | | Banned (ABWS)
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lol i do the same to my friends haha
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01-06-2009, 05:12 PM
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#24 | | MOD
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HAHAHAAH
awesome reply
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01-06-2009, 06:59 PM
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#25 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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omg lol
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