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Old 01-13-2009, 10:01 AM   #26
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LOL ROFL mad cow
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:52 AM   #27
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...


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Old 01-13-2009, 01:28 PM   #28
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haha not bad not bad i actually had a few laughs ^^
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:53 PM   #29
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hahahahhahhahaha omfg i just LOL'ed at work
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Old 01-13-2009, 04:10 PM   #30
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Old 01-13-2009, 04:51 PM   #31
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:00 PM   #32
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:02 PM   #33
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
"Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....
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is that your final answer
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:04 PM   #34
RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
 
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:04 PM   #35
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pretty hilarious!! nice post~~ haha
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:09 PM   #36
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hahaha that was funny!
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Old 01-18-2009, 06:15 PM   #37
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LOL the scale one is my favorite
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Old 01-18-2009, 06:25 PM   #38
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hilarious! aweseome stuff!
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Old 01-18-2009, 07:05 PM   #39
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these are pretty clever lol
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Old 01-18-2009, 07:18 PM   #40
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Those were great!
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Old 01-18-2009, 08:57 PM   #41
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most, if not all were pretty damn funny..
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Old 01-18-2009, 11:18 PM   #42
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lol, good find!
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Old 01-19-2009, 12:29 AM   #43
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Lol.. good read!
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Old 01-19-2009, 01:08 AM   #44
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hahahaha wow 11 years of marrage. good stuff.
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Old 01-19-2009, 08:44 PM   #45
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awesome
the mad cow one was best
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Old 01-19-2009, 08:56 PM   #46
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Old 01-19-2009, 10:41 PM   #47
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Old 01-20-2009, 08:08 PM   #48
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Old 01-20-2009, 09:21 PM   #49
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some are cold as ice, but funny.
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Old 01-20-2009, 09:26 PM   #50
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