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Man Almost Loses His *ahem*...

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Apple Daily: http://www1.appledaily.atnext.com/te...08&sec_id=4104

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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

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wow.........................just wow.........................

well...at least now he knows not to stick his peepee in just any hole

Lol How Small Is His Wang Then@!

wasnt this news from couple mths ago?

^yeah, i think back in August 2008.

what a dumbass.. gotta be painful and embarrassing

A lesson for him to just stick to his hand.

wow, must be embarassing

LOL. of all the places/things he could've used

... sigh, what the hell?

HAHAHAHA am I the only one that caught that sentance at the end of the video

:lol wow he couldnt have cut a hole in his matress like the rest of the desperate people ?

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Originally Posted by m!chael (Post 6227320)

HAHAHAHA am I the only one that caught that sentance at the end of the video

lolol'[

lol.............. a park bench.. really?

that must be one magical park bench.

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Originally Posted by m!chael (Post 6227320)

HAHAHAHA am I the only one that caught that sentance at the end of the video

lol i thought i was the only one who watched the video.

Sons of bitches!
you can hear the guy screaming in the back

what a moron, who fucks inanimate objects?

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Originally Posted by tamiya_s2000 (Post 6227025)

wasnt this news from couple mths ago?

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Originally Posted by ah_cat (Post 6227045)

^yeah, i think back in August 2008.

then why would you repost it?? lol