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01-17-2009, 12:37 PM
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| NEW: Chicken or egg debate unscrambled!!
After hundreds of years of philosophizing, debates, arguments, wars, and unanswered questions, scientists finally discover the truth. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Some of you may argue that it was, in fact, the chicken that arrived first. Whether it's through creationism or evolution, the chicken arose. From an evolutionary stand point, the chicken could have been some land creature that ended up making eggs.
Others would say that it's the egg.
Scientists all over the world dedicated million of dollars of time and energy into researching this. Physicists, mathematicians, biologists, doctors, astronauts, and chemists all got together to take a very long hard look into this issue. 
(Scientists looking hard into issue) 
(All kinds of scientists at a conference)    
(Some of the things they had to look at)  
(They started doing this...)  
(...and then this happened)
and they came up with THIS: http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/05/26/chicken.egg/ | 
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01-17-2009, 12:51 PM
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#2 | | RS controls my life!
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LOL genius
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01-17-2009, 01:07 PM
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#3 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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So some animal laid an egg and a chicken came out? 
So some animal laid an egg and a man came out? 
WAT?
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01-17-2009, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by poweredbyph  So some animal laid an egg and a chicken came out? So some animal laid an egg and a man came out?
WAT? | dude.. what are you talking about? can't you see the amino acids for side chain (r) with val is 43, with total nucleons of 117? like.. duh
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01-17-2009, 01:28 PM
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#5 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Wat?
All I believe is that amino acids created life (chicken) first.. then life created the egg and so on.
Either way.. Wat?
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01-17-2009, 01:30 PM
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neither.
the dinosaur came first.
now the question remains ....
did the dinosaur come first, or the egg ?
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01-17-2009, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe dude.. what are you talking about? can't you see the amino acids for side chain (r) with val is 43, with total nucleons of 117? like.. duh | i loled! hahaha
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01-17-2009, 01:41 PM
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01-17-2009, 01:55 PM
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#9 | | RS controls my life!
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I still think the egg came first !
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01-17-2009, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by red_2 I still think the egg came first ! | i think they proved that the egg came first lol
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01-17-2009, 03:02 PM
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#11 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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^yeah... LOL
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01-17-2009, 03:22 PM
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who shit the egg out first??
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01-17-2009, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by no driver who shit the egg out first?? | a creature that was similar to a bird that normally gave birth like mammals evolved (or mutated) in a way that the egg comes out of its vag, with a hardened shell instead of a water sack. after some time, more and more creatures kept giving birth to eggs with new creatures in them, which enabled those creatures to multiply
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01-17-2009, 07:08 PM
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wtf
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01-17-2009, 07:17 PM
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Years of research and so much money spend on this shit why man go cure aids or something fuck
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01-17-2009, 07:21 PM
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01-17-2009, 07:53 PM
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You know what? None of you are taking this seriously. Another thing, I'm glad they spent hundreds of millions of dollars in the collaboration of the G7 nations to figure out which came first, because thanks to that, we unlocked one of the worlds mysteries. Aids and shit are punishment diseases for people who are too stupid to buy condoms
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01-17-2009, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe Aids and shit are punishment diseases for people who are too stupid to buy condoms | i agree with this sentence.
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01-17-2009, 08:01 PM
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I knew the egg came first. NOW i got proof!!!!
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01-18-2009, 03:07 AM
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#20 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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AIDS was a manufactured disease
WHOOPS!
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01-18-2009, 06:35 AM
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#21 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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That article is from 2006... Didn't we have a thread like this a long time ago?
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01-18-2009, 06:48 AM
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I didn't like the movie Chicken Little
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01-18-2009, 11:03 AM
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#23 | | RS controls my life!
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I say chicken.
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01-18-2009, 11:28 AM
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well you're wrong.
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01-18-2009, 11:36 AM
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#25 | | I STILL don't get it
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i solved this so long ago
egg came first because many lizards/reptiles layed eggs well before chickens were around.
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