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01-22-2009, 03:04 AM
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#26 | | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by misteranswer  I didn't know guys bought guys balloons and flowers... | ahahahahha  | 
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01-22-2009, 07:20 AM
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#27 | | MiX iT Up!
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Originally Posted by tool001 a yellow thong is always good 
and u can ask her to try it on when u present it. | cant be that personal, she has an SO. Quote:
Originally Posted by tnguyen yellow clothes
yellow towel
yellow body shop gift basket
yellow card
yellow rubber duck
yellow socks
yellow perfume
yellow roses? | proly the most serious post! Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphamale 1. Buy $20-$30 dollars of alcohol for yourself.
2. Consume as much as you can.
3. Hold in your piss for the next 6 hours.
4. Reuse one of the empty alcohol bottles and piss in it.
5. You know how a very deep yellow gift in a bottle that cost approximately $20-$30, delivered by Sunday, and is also consumable (I use that term loosely).
PS: If you don't want such a deep yellow colour, take a piss in the bottle ever 2 hrs. Make sure to deliver the gift within 5 mins of your last piss so it's nice and warm (just like your thoughts). | love the idea ..would do it if she was an alphafemale ....
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01-22-2009, 01:55 PM
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#28 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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I.......thought.........this.....was......a....sic k joke.
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01-22-2009, 01:56 PM
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#29 | | Banned (ABWS)
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yellow hat with antenna on it
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01-22-2009, 02:14 PM
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#30 | | ESKETIT
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01-22-2009, 02:36 PM
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#31 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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How about just a yellow gift bag, with random yellow coloured items that she may use? Just buy $25-30 worth of stuff...ie notebooks, pens, yellow mug, etc.
or just get $10 worth of that kinda stuff + a $20 gc to her favourite restaurant
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01-22-2009, 02:53 PM
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#32 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by Alphamale 1. Buy $20-$30 dollars of alcohol for yourself.
2. Consume as much as you can.
3. Hold in your piss for the next 6 hours.
4. Reuse one of the empty alcohol bottles and piss in it.
5. You know how a very deep yellow gift in a bottle that cost approximately $20-$30, delivered by Sunday, and is also consumable (I use that term loosely).
PS: If you don't want such a deep yellow colour, take a piss in the bottle ever 2 hrs. Make sure to deliver the gift within 5 mins of your last piss so it's nice and warm (just like your thoughts). | lol.. but how do you deal with the foam?  | |
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01-22-2009, 03:11 PM
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#33 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by tiger_handheld cant be that personal, she has an SO. | Why so much effort then? Unless you're trying to score some brownie points on a female-friend, you can pretty much get away with a casual gift.
Leave all that hard, thoughtful, awesome gifts for her SO to do.
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01-22-2009, 03:24 PM
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#34 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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bottle of alize $30
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01-22-2009, 04:44 PM
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#35 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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Originally Posted by misteranswer I didn't know guys bought guys balloons and flowers... |
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01-22-2009, 04:54 PM
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#36 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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^lol.... haha i still dunno who to believe about miss_crayon @_@
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01-22-2009, 05:04 PM
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#37 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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LOL at this thread its pretty good. i vote for a pikachu
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01-22-2009, 05:48 PM
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#38 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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Can't jump ladders dude.
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01-22-2009, 06:34 PM
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#39 | | "They call me Bowser...RawR!"
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a big box and fill it up with $30 worth of yellow kitchen sponges
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01-22-2009, 07:27 PM
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#40 | | Banned (ABWS)
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how bout Yellow lowbeam bulbs  | |
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01-23-2009, 01:16 AM
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#41 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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a homer simpsons!
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01-23-2009, 02:07 AM
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#42 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by tiger_handheld cant be that personal, she has an SO.
proly the most serious post!
love the idea ..would do it if she was an alphafemale .... | You stay the fuck away from my women. As for the foam, I don't see where the problem lies? If she's going to complain about the little bit of white, you might as well just open the bottle of piss and dump it all over her. Let's see her complain about thoughtful gifts again. Sometimes, you just need to set the modern day woman straight.
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01-23-2009, 02:00 PM
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#43 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by rsx tie a bow around an old chinese guy | I fucking lol'd during an exam... Quote:
Originally Posted by Noir Why so much effort then? Unless you're trying to score some brownie points on a female-friend, you can pretty much get away with a casual gift.
Leave all that hard, thoughtful, awesome gifts for her SO to do. | That's true man... sponges ftw Quote:
Originally Posted by amit87 how bout Yellow lowbeam bulbs | nokyas!
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01-23-2009, 02:09 PM
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#44 | | SFICC-03*
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golden shower
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