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VSBB6 01-23-2009 08:17 AM

Nigerian police detain goat over armed robbery
 
http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Nig...723/story.html

InvisibleSoul 01-23-2009 08:37 AM

Hi, my name is Michael and I'm a goat in Nigeria. I am currently being detained by the police on suspicion of stealing a car. Can you please wire over $5000 for bond? I promise that I will then transform into a human and wire you back $100,000,000 in return.

Eastwood 01-23-2009 08:39 AM

Did they get a confession? What evidence do they have to detain the goat? I hope that goat has a good lawyer, otherwise he's going away for a long time. Especially in Nigeria.

Adsdeman 01-23-2009 08:51 AM

I wounder if he talks lol

Alphamale 01-23-2009 09:01 AM

And this is why Africa is still a shit hole.

Toeknee 01-23-2009 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eastwood (Post 6240977)
Did they get a confession? What evidence do they have to detain the goat? I hope that goat has a good lawyer, otherwise he's going away for a long time. Especially in Nigeria.

Prison will be hell for the goat. It'll be "picking up the soap" 24/7.

shenmecar 01-23-2009 09:50 AM

if the robber was smart enough, he would turn into a bird and fly away.

mmmk 01-23-2009 12:41 PM

LOL this is so rediculous

hk20000 01-23-2009 12:44 PM

A Mazda 323 beats running on hooves.

q0192837465 01-23-2009 12:48 PM

hahaha, omg, black magic FTW

GLOW 01-23-2009 12:48 PM

cook it for food, if he doesnt change himself back to human at least you get a good meal

tamiya_s2000 01-23-2009 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul (Post 6240972)
Hi, my name is Michael and I'm a goat in Nigeria. I am currently being detained by the police on suspicion of stealing a car. Can you please wire over $5000 for bond? I promise that I will then transform into a human and wire you back $100,000,000 in return.

Sent. Hope to hear from you soon dear Michael.

n'drew 01-23-2009 04:56 PM

hahaha imagine the nigerian police trying to force info out of a goat..

Vansterdam 01-23-2009 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul (Post 6240972)
Hi, my name is Michael and I'm a goat in Nigeria. I am currently being detained by the police on suspicion of stealing a car. Can you please wire over $5000 for bond? I promise that I will then transform into a human and wire you back $100,000,000 in return.

lol

chouchou 01-24-2009 12:44 AM

...........srs?! LOL wtf...
3rd world means goats commit crimes haha

ZordosZZ 01-24-2009 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul (Post 6240972)
Hi, my name is Michael and I'm a goat in Nigeria. I am currently being detained by the police on suspicion of stealing a car. Can you please wire over $5000 for bond? I promise that I will then transform into a human and wire you back $100,000,000 in return.

where's the "god bless you"?
no "god bless you" no money

marc0lishuz 01-24-2009 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphamale (Post 6240999)
And this is why Africa is still a shit hole.

So true hahaahah

Toeknee 01-24-2009 10:19 AM

They probably arrested the goat because the prison needed a new prison bitch, for certain people.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...l_%2828%29.jpg

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