You find out interesting things when you have sons
 

Joke

You find out interesting things when you have sons, like:

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls & run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.

5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on.

6. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

7. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.

8. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.

9. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

10. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

11. A 6 year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

12. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

13. Play dough & microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

14. Super glue is forever.

15. No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

16. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.

17. VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

18. Bin bags do not make good parachutes.

19. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.

20. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.

21. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

22. The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time.

23. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

24. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

25. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.


Taken From Entensity.

That's so British.

:lol

ahahaha good read very british with the Cricket and Petrol tank LOL

LOL

LOL

Brisbane is in Australia....


rich

LOL funny read

Corrected.

fuck i wanna try that, mixxing bleach and brake fluid ahhahaha

once i read #10, i instantly thought of where i can get my hands on some brake fluid, check laundry room for some bleach and a good location. HAHAHA

Cool, I still got some brake fluid left over from my last brake job.
I'll give it a try tomorrow.

:lol wow

LOL funny

It's Chlorine and Brake Fluid.

Good thing i don't have a ceiling fan...

Bleach is chlorine.

25. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.wtf? law of converstaion of mass anyone?

hahaha, i'm 1 of those who wanna mix brake fluid & bleach

i kinda wanna try cat and washing machine

Same feces, different pile.

Not necessarily.

Edit: Actually, not it's not. Chlorine is only a component in certain types of bleaches, and a small portion at that.

LOL!! Wow.. I Googled "brake fluid and bleach" as soon as I read #10

Anyone tried the Brake fluid and bleach? if so please post reaction onto this thread haha.

im not sure if they're true.