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Mananetwork 02-04-2009 03:15 PM

Man Arrested For Choking Girlfriend With Wii Controller
 
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Quote:

Daniel Alvarez of Austin, Texas has been arrested on charges of aggravated assault after he attempted to strangle his girlfriend with a Wii controller cord, according to police. He's also suspected of eating her cookies.

Christina Alvarado, Alvarez's girlfriend, told police that she was attacked by her boyfriend after a fight, one brought on for possibly the stupidest reasons known to man. She was apparently enraged because the suspect ate her supply of Girl Scout Cookies. He was similarly pissed due to being awakened, only to be given the business about some missing Girl Scout Cookies.

Alvarez was arrested and is being held in a Travis County jail with bail set at $40,000.

Now, because someone lost some sleepy time and someone else a box of Tagalongs, Austin police have a second degree felony charge of aggravated assault with serious bodily injury on their hands. And Alvarez could spend up to 20 years in prison, likely never to get his hands on a Wii remote ever again.

Cause, you know, the fad will be over by then. :\

-- Kotaku
The article:
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/conte...g_girlfri.html


^AHAHAHAHAH

asian_speedster 02-04-2009 03:20 PM

Shit I just had some cookies..I better watch out for the g/f in my sleep

JHuJHu 02-04-2009 04:10 PM

wow. wii controller? you for realllz?

tamiya_s2000 02-04-2009 04:31 PM

naw u guys have mistaken... it was part of the game, if he didnt do it his character would've died

C-unit 02-04-2009 04:33 PM

^ ur sig is more on9 than the news.

!LittleDragon 02-04-2009 06:07 PM

:confused: A Wii controller? Wouldn't a cordless phone work better?

joolee 02-04-2009 07:06 PM

"also suspected for eating her cookies," lol!!

asian_XL 02-04-2009 07:18 PM

too much manhunt II

Euro7r 02-04-2009 07:31 PM

Hahhaha, WTF. It's just a game, what a dick.

Gary Oak 02-04-2009 07:35 PM

thats why you should it should be all wireless

Poonpee 02-04-2009 07:59 PM

this is the funniest shit ever lol

Culture_Vulture 02-04-2009 08:21 PM

hahaha
X-Box: check
Wii: check
PS3: next.

shenmecar 02-04-2009 08:59 PM

those must be some damn good cookies.

xyz123 02-04-2009 11:36 PM

mmmm cookies, i'd strangle someone for that =)

Vansterdam 02-04-2009 11:59 PM

LOL

Tim Budong 02-05-2009 12:45 AM

WII KILL

bun_7 02-05-2009 04:58 AM

hahaha cant imagine you can do soo many other things with a wii controller lol

azzurro32 02-05-2009 06:37 AM

Finally someone put one of those stupid controllers to good use!

gnat. 02-05-2009 11:34 AM

a wii remote controller cord? well that's definitely new! rofl

Gumby 02-05-2009 02:02 PM

While she's at it, she might as well sue Nintendo too.

q0192837465 02-05-2009 03:34 PM

ahhaha, stupid ppl of the world.


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