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02-04-2009, 03:15 PM
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#1 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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| Man Arrested For Choking Girlfriend With Wii Controller
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Daniel Alvarez of Austin, Texas has been arrested on charges of aggravated assault after he attempted to strangle his girlfriend with a Wii controller cord, according to police. He's also suspected of eating her cookies.
Christina Alvarado, Alvarez's girlfriend, told police that she was attacked by her boyfriend after a fight, one brought on for possibly the stupidest reasons known to man. She was apparently enraged because the suspect ate her supply of Girl Scout Cookies. He was similarly pissed due to being awakened, only to be given the business about some missing Girl Scout Cookies.
Alvarez was arrested and is being held in a Travis County jail with bail set at $40,000.
Now, because someone lost some sleepy time and someone else a box of Tagalongs, Austin police have a second degree felony charge of aggravated assault with serious bodily injury on their hands. And Alvarez could spend up to 20 years in prison, likely never to get his hands on a Wii remote ever again.
Cause, you know, the fad will be over by then. 
-- Kotaku
| The article: http://www.statesman.com/blogs/conte...g_girlfri.html ^AHAHAHAHAH | 
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02-04-2009, 03:20 PM
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#2 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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Shit I just had some cookies..I better watch out for the g/f in my sleep
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02-04-2009, 04:10 PM
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#3 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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wow. wii controller? you for realllz?
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02-04-2009, 04:31 PM
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#4 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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naw u guys have mistaken... it was part of the game, if he didnt do it his character would've died
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02-04-2009, 04:33 PM
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#5 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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^ ur sig is more on9 than the news.
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02-04-2009, 06:07 PM
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#6 | | "They call me Bowser...RawR!"
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|  A Wii controller? Wouldn't a cordless phone work better?
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02-04-2009, 07:06 PM
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#7 | | I STILL don't get it
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"also suspected for eating her cookies," lol!!
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02-04-2009, 07:18 PM
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#8 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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too much manhunt II
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02-04-2009, 07:31 PM
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#9 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Hahhaha, WTF. It's just a game, what a dick.
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02-04-2009, 07:35 PM
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#10 | | RS controls my life!
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thats why you should it should be all wireless
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02-04-2009, 07:59 PM
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#11 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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this is the funniest shit ever lol
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02-04-2009, 08:21 PM
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#12 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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hahaha
X-Box: check
Wii: check
PS3: next.
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02-04-2009, 08:59 PM
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#13 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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those must be some damn good cookies.
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02-04-2009, 11:36 PM
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#14 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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mmmm cookies, i'd strangle someone for that =)
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02-04-2009, 11:59 PM
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#15 | | ESKETIT
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LOL
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02-05-2009, 12:45 AM
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#16 | | (╯°□°）╯聽不到 ╮(°□°╮)
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WII KILL
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02-05-2009, 04:58 AM
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#17 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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hahaha cant imagine you can do soo many other things with a wii controller lol
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02-05-2009, 06:37 AM
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#18 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Finally someone put one of those stupid controllers to good use!
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02-05-2009, 11:34 AM
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#19 | | RS controls my life!
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a wii remote controller cord? well that's definitely new! rofl
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02-05-2009, 02:02 PM
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#20 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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While she's at it, she might as well sue Nintendo too.
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02-05-2009, 03:34 PM
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#21 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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ahhaha, stupid ppl of the world.
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