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Old 02-05-2009, 05:22 AM   #1
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Fatty tries to get alignment for her KIA

So this chick tries to get an alignment for her KIA, but fails because she is to fat and it pulls to the left because of her weight...

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Funny thing, the mechanic suggested that they do the alignment with her in the car (which is the proper procedure) she gets insulted and tries to create a shit storm using the media
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:35 AM   #2
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she needs to ease up on the burgers.

my suggestion would be to sell her a set of coilovers, and stiffen up the left side so it doesnt pitch so much into the corners.......then tell her to ease up on the burgers....again
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It's a KIA...

It's meant for skinny Koreans, not fat Albertans.

She should feel fucking humiliated. It's not society's fault she can't put the fork down.
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:05 AM   #4
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wow, just wow...

and she complained about it?

what kia suggested was the right thing, have the person sit in the car and then do the alignment.

"she feels crushed", no one ever asked how the car feels...
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"she feels crushed", no one ever asked how the car feels...
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:34 AM   #6
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Spent a lot of money my ass? bitch plz its a piece of shitty ass KIA RIO god damn
GTFO , seat belt extender? man lose some weight if u cant even buckle up.

ppl..
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:02 AM   #7
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If she ever gets in a car accident how are they gona pull her out? I feel bad for firefighters, do they have a crane on the trucks?
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LoL... I remember way back in elementary, some really big-boned person climbed into the driver's seat of a 80's Honda Civic hatchback... that thing became an instant low-rider.
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:23 AM   #9
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forget that, at dtp, rockstar's old civic hatch had 5 ppl in the car w/ the trunk opened. i ran and jumped into the trunk... we heard his suspension creek, and his pipe smash onto the bc place stadium pavement.

we should have took a picture, his car was already slammed, but now it was low ridin!
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:27 AM   #10
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i wonder if fat tires would help
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:23 AM   #11
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"Tiffany Lukian loves Kia Rio's"

haha I laughed at that
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:26 AM   #12
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"Tiffany Lukian loves Kia Rio's"

haha I laughed at that
she must loves LG too
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:38 AM   #13
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she should of opted for a bigger car...
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:44 AM   #14
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bitch is fat, deal with it or get another car
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she should of opted for a bigger car...
Man, she should go for a run and stop eating so much garbage.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:45 AM   #16
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haha I laughed at that
haha hey didnt kia have an increasing sales for the past month or something? while most of the other brands were going down with their sales
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Premature tire wear for sure, its like adding fucken camber with her weight!
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:14 PM   #18
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Reality check, You're fat bitch!
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wow, just wow...

and she complained about it?

what kia suggested was the right thing, have the person sit in the car and then do the alignment.

"she feels crushed", no one ever asked how the car feels...
lol, exactly.
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:50 PM   #20
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Finally for once RS members agree on something.
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serves her right for purchasing a KIA
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Reminds me of the time i was driving behind a Smart car.
This huge lady was driving and she literally look up 3/4 of the width of the car and the left side was sagging down.
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Old 02-05-2009, 02:44 PM   #23
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Man, that video is a goldmine for fat jokes.
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fat ppl like to blame others for being too skinny. True story.
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im fat, but u really gotta draw the line when ur the cause of ur car's gansta lean...

if ur so fat that u affect how well ur car makes left turns, u gotta stop blaming society. wonder if her CD skips because its not level when playing...
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