ROMANCE MATHEMATICS ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy __________________________________________________ ________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime __________________________________________________ ________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. __________________________________________________ ________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. __________________________________________________ ________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. __________________________________________________ _______ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. __________________________________________________ ________ MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. __________________________________________________ ________ APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. __________________________________________________ ________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. __________________________________________________ _______ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. __________________________________________________ ________ COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. __________________________________________________ ________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
This stuff is so true..good read! |
LOL nice find |
love the very last one! Your next ;) |
This is hilarious. :haha: And it is all true. |
LOL omg the last one. I gotta try that at some point. my relatives are making me go crazy with the "omg la~ do you have a bf? when you getting married la~? you need to marry soon. not so young anymore!" crazy aunties >.< |
nice |
BAHAHHAHAHA fuck goood shit a little biased but i like it none the less |
lol :haha: |
Old, but still good nevertheless =D |
To the poster below You'r next |
hehehe, men wake up looking as good as they went to bed...women deteriorate during the night LOL!!!:haha: |
hahaha...good read |
hahaha TRUE TRUE |
ROFL. great stuff. |
APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. lol |
Haha. Thats rich =) |
this is gold |
You guys forgot this. http://www.midcoast.com/~mlc/ice/girls-evil.jpg |
gold! |
"APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night." lmao we dont deteriorate. we just have long hair (or at least, most girls do) and so when we wake up we sorta sometimes look like the girl from the grudge.. it cant be helped =/ |
^ i think this is more in reference to the women who wear make up, and waking up next to a girl with no make up on. |
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i love the last one too...and every other one is tru too tru... |
A copy of this is going into my "valentine gift" :D... I wonder if I should wear a bulletproof vest?!?! |
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