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The thin line between love and hate
Mature discussion about understanding the opposite sex...

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Old 02-05-2009, 10:06 AM   #1
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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MEMORY

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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COMPREHENSION

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Old 02-05-2009, 10:46 AM   #2
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This stuff is so true..good read!
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:09 AM   #3
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LOL nice find
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:32 AM   #4
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love the very last one!
Your next
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Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who couldn't give up on them.


Make the effort and take the risk..

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Old 02-05-2009, 11:51 AM   #5
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This is hilarious. And it is all true.
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:02 PM   #6
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LOL omg the last one. I gotta try that at some point. my relatives are making me go crazy with the "omg la~ do you have a bf? when you getting married la~? you need to marry soon. not so young anymore!"

crazy aunties >.<
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:59 PM   #7
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:16 PM   #8
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BAHAHHAHAHA
fuck
goood shit
a little biased
but i like it none the less
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:47 PM   #9
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:13 PM   #10
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Old, but still good nevertheless =D
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:59 PM   #11
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To the poster below

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Old 02-05-2009, 05:32 PM   #12
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hehehe, men wake up looking as good as they went to bed...women deteriorate during the night

LOL!!!
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:18 PM   #13
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hahaha...good read
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:07 PM   #14
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hahaha TRUE TRUE
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Old 02-07-2009, 09:22 PM   #15
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ROFL. great stuff.
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Old 02-07-2009, 10:58 PM   #16
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APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

lol
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Old 02-07-2009, 11:24 PM   #17
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Haha. Thats rich =)
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Old 02-07-2009, 11:57 PM   #18
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:29 AM   #19
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Old 02-10-2009, 08:21 PM   #21
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"APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night."

lmao
we dont deteriorate. we just have long hair (or at least, most girls do) and so when we wake up we sorta sometimes look like the girl from the grudge.. it cant be helped =/
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:49 PM   #22
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^ i think this is more in reference to the women who wear make up, and waking up next to a girl with no make up on.
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:57 PM   #23
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omg classic!
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:57 PM   #24
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i love the last one too...and every other one is tru too tru...
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Old 02-14-2009, 04:06 PM   #25
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A copy of this is going into my "valentine gift" ... I wonder if I should wear a bulletproof vest?!?!
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