This is the one piece of advice that will solve all women's problems with men.

BAHAHAHA this is a great thread. have sex upside down.

break up with him and sex it up with a dude with a straighter penis.

okay guys back to serious replies or I will start handing out points on all immature non helpful comments

you guys telling the girls do sex first to see the penis before having this love relationship?

Holy...funny thread. Laughed out loud on "not getting bent out of shape"

Some actual solutions...reverse cowgirl I think should be your friend. His angle should line up with the stuff you want hit.

On your relationship...you really should be able to talk about this stuff. Communication is important. If it ain't working, you need to give him a chance to up his game.

One other thing, I wouldn't ever recommend mentioning impressiveness unless it is and you mean it.

HAHA :haha: ...holy shit some of the replies in this thread are funny!!

try positions other then missionary or doggy...http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml *semi-nws*

try different positions

reverse cowgirl?

do it upside down...when life gives you lemons, make lemonade

i dont think it was a good move to say his dick isnt 'impressive'. if you say ANYTHING about a guy's dick that doesnt revolve around 'large' or 'impressive', they are gonna get sensitive about it. and telling him hes got a bent dick wont help either. like someone above said, just break it easy to him. or you could always just slowly bend it upwards? im not trying to make a joke, but you do know that guys are either tilted towards left or right? maybe you could bend it upwards. who knows.

:werd: keep trying different positions and find the one that feel the best

bented positions

i can't beleiv ei read this thread...

lol......

Doctor would know if its "fixable"

otherwise,........ errr.. its just gonna be not straight.

The following is a reply from the Anonymous member

Thanks for all your comments. I still haven't gotten around to actually talking to him about it. As much as I would like to openly discussing it with him, I know what type of reaction he will give me. Well so I asked him "was your penis always like that?" and he told me "yea it's perfectly normal". Also...I didn't tell him his penis was small, it's just that once he was jokingly saying how strong and etc it was...then I accidentally said "it's not that impressive". A 5 inch penis is normal size right?

But anyways I tried the regular cowgirl, that didn't work out at all - it kinda just hooked me down making it really hard to move (please don't make mean comments about this). I tried the reverse cowgirl and maybe I'm doing it wrong but not only do I not really feel anything, my legs hurt, and I think he turns limp. I tried sideways...totally painful. I'm starting to feel maybe I'm the problem.

I've been dating him for 1.5 years now and I really like him but I don't really know what I'm going to do with the sex. Apparently he said that his ex always get orgasms from him but the only orgasms I get is from my vibrator....

Different angles and positions will work on different girls. All girls have different spots that feel good and some that feel bad. Positions my ex likes are different from the one's my ex prior to her like. pick up a kama sutra book and find some stuff that works

way too much work. just dump him and tell him. it will hurt but its good for the male ego to get put down every now and then. its healthy and wil make him try to be a better person.

talk to a doc. shrug

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