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Old 02-09-2009, 07:21 PM   #1
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I don't really know what to do with my situation. My boyfriend's penis is bent downwards when it's fully erect, not straight at all. During missionary it's not hitting the right spots and during doggy it's hitting it abit too much that it hits my bladder making it sometimes painful. I don't know how to tell my boyfriend this and he doesn't seem to realize that his shape is not exactly somewhat different from what I expected. Once I accidentally slightly mentioned that his size wasn't that impressive and he got really sensitive about it so I don't want to sound rude and hurt his ego by saying "hey your penis is bent maybe you should check it out at the doctors". I looked it up on google and it could be some type of disease but I don't want to assume things. But anyways what should I do? Or how should I talk to him about it? Or any sugguestions for positions that may help?

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Old 02-09-2009, 07:23 PM   #2
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find out if the problem is fixable. if there is something he can do to make his dick better a guy will be less sensitive about it. especially with lots of encouragement. if in your research yo udont see anyway to fix it, then dont bother brining it up again. cause i mean what can he really do?
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Old 02-09-2009, 07:36 PM   #3
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when you give him handjobs, bend it back up.
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Old 02-09-2009, 07:59 PM   #4
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^LOL bensta's comment really cracked me up
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:14 PM   #5
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Probably not a disease, mostly likely some scar tissue when he was younger. Not all that uncommon.
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I believe there is a name for that. Google "Peyronies disease".
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:30 PM   #7
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Maybe when he had boners back when he was younger, he kept pushing his dick down too much.
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okay the immature comments need to stop or points will be given.
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Once I accidentally slightly mentioned that his size wasn't that impressive and he got really sensitive about it so I don't want to sound rude and hurt his ego by saying "hey your penis is bent maybe you should check it out at the doctors"

Seriously... you told him he has a small dick? Seriously... good lord... No fucking wonder he's sensitive about his dick, it's small and bent.

Google: sex with a small bent dick. That should give you advice, tips and suggestions. Don't forget to close the browser!
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:11 AM   #11
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it's just biology, everyone is diff and you just gotta deal with it. find a way / position that you like. and really.. man. shame on you about judging or bringin it up cause you know how sensitive guys are. It's like saying man, ur boobs are ugly and u're fat X 10000
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his ego will be broken once u tell him his penis is small and bent, but hey the brothers gotta know, tell him straight up... i mean whats the point of having sex when you're not enjoying it?
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to be fair, she never said he was small, just that he wasn't impressive.
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when you give him handjobs, bend it back up.
good call bensta.....completely face palm
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bring it up casually and comfortably. maybe one day after a sack session, ask him in a curious but cheerful tone "babe, i've noticed that your penis bends downwards when it's erect. why does it do that?"

don't make him feel like it's a big serious issue to you, but more of a curious question you want to know about him.
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leave the browser open after researching. maybe he'll clue in
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leave the browser open after researching. maybe he'll clue in
or maybe he might she's cheating on him. LOL " my dick is soo straight."
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